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I’m screaming because I had no idea you drew my absolute FAVORITE bane art (Faeruns various dnd gods of Seth post) but because I’m an idiot I didn’t think to check your blog for more art but I’m absolutely doing so now and weeping tears of blood because Bane isn’t real and thus can’t use me as a footstool

Awww, thank u! Hope you will continue to enjoy my art!

(Btw about a footstoll... here's another Bane art I drew today :3)

#dnd #bane #my silly art

y-rhywbeth2

Did Bane give the other two an "I've changed" speech? Originally Bane was big on watching his followers fall to infighting and murdering the shit out if each other and his genius plans got all three of them killed. Ed Greenwood described him as disliking intrigue because it wasn't his style, basically.

Then he came back in the 1370s and it was "so, mistakes have been made. Almost entirely by you, but I acknowledge that open conflict isn't working. From now on we favour intrigue, corrupting rulers, and cooperation, with some mild infighting so long as you keep it sensible and don't make me come down there to personally sort it out. (You will not like that)"

Bane is still consumed with blind arrogance, a violent temper and a tendency not to think things through, but he'd clawed his way back from yhe dead and held Greater Deity status, so maybe he's gained planning skills...

(Myrkul, you have 20+ Intelligence and yet never learn...)

#bane can be stupid but he can learn things!#and can admit that the plan is not working #unlike some murderhobo yes bhaal?#also bane is sexy #sexy people wins

y-rhywbeth2

In Amn the chapbooks - which are sort of like monthly gossip rags crossed with farmers almanacs, short stories and fanfic zines and other stuff - contain what's basically E rated fanfiction about Sune and Sharess. (It's fine, the two clergies enthusiastically support and encourage it.)

But I do wonder if anybody's written porn about other gods. I mean, yeah, probably. This setting is stupidly horny at its base, really. I just know there are in-universe banefuckers who want the god of tyranny to step on them. But mostly I wonder if the toxic polycule Dead Three theory has ever been written about, even as a parody, in-universe. I think most people would avoid it out of fear, but somebody will have thought it. (Unlike followers of the goddesses of love and sensualism, I think it would turn into a competition between the Banites and the Bhaalists over who kills you first for suggesting their god has such bad taste in men. Depends on how they're represented I guess. Myrkulites wouldn't care, except you're ruining their image.)

#banefucker mention i'm reporting for duty #banesmut definitely exist in the realms no one can convince me otherwise #black lord step on me plz

y-rhywbeth2

...If you ship Durgetash and Bane/Durge then eventually you're left with the realisation that Bane can basically be the unholy combination of Durge's bastard father, and their bastard god, and their bastard boyfriend represented in one person.

This demigod can fit so. many. issues in their brain.

darija-morgan

Oh no, BaneDurge idea is TOO GOOD for me not to do some shitty drawing, so... here! Bane/Durge pic, this is my gift to the universe

#durge #bane #bg3 #my stupid art

I can't help but adore that there are not one, not two, but six gods of death in FR lore!

Like...

God of Death

In pretty okay grim reaper way

God of Death

In bloody stabby stab way

God of Death

In dominant daddy bbc way

God of Death

In chaotic stupid bullshit way

God of Death

In fair unbiased judge way

God of Death

In insidious alien insect mummy way

They warms my dark soul in an inexplicable way :3

poignant-pentecostal-purgatory

That one post about Bane being a gay twink and that's why Enver went to him pisses me off for one reason. The man literally wears Bane on his boots. Magic the gathering and dungeons and dragons are not the same and this is the god you keep calling daddy

Suffer the truth.

darija-morgan

Abso-fckin-lutely agree, beefy gay Bane is the superior one

#baldur's gate 3 #dnd #enver gortash #bane

Unexpected Baldur's Gate 3 post~

Me, just regularly talking with myself:

"Hmmm... but what if The Dead Three wall pic, but with their Chosens instead! Nice idea, but it's unlikely to find such art... what do you mean 'then draw it yourself'?! What am I, an artist?! What a nons-"