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@daring-dylan-blog
romantic comedy sentence starters/meme
“It’s so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.”
“I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.”
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
“You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”
“You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.”
“You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.”
“I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.”
“We were friends for a long time.”
“You know, you may be the first attractive woman I’ve not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.”
“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
“I am not your consolation prize.”
“No one has ever quoted me back to me before.”
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?”
“Nice boys don’t kiss like that.”
“I like you very much. Just as you are.”
“I realized that I had forgotten to kiss you goodbye.”
“Come on, we belong together - you, me, poor little skirt.”
“If I can’t make it with you, I can’t make it with anyone.”
“I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.”
“Did I really run around on your lawn naked?”
“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
“You can’t lose something you never had.”
“You’re already falling in love with me.”
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”
“I love you, but I don’t have to like you right now.”
“Get down on one knee, it’s more romantic!”
“I’ll never let anybody put me in a cage.”
“I don’t want to put you in a cage, I want to love you.”
“I’d marry you for your money in a minute.”
“I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner.”
“When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.”
“Gentleman… I had forgotten what you fellas looked like.”
“I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”
“But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.”
“Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?”
“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”
“People always talk about how love is this totally unselfish, giving thing, but if you think about it, there’s nothing more selfish.”
“Do you know anyone who’s in a happy relationship?”
“Listen, if somebody gave me the choice right now to never see you again or to marry you, I would marry you, alright? And maybe that’s a lot of romantic bullshit, but people have gotten married for a lot less.”
“I’m gonna take your picture. So I never forget you or all of this.”
“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”
“People put you down enough, you start to believe it… the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?”
“I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.”
“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.
“I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends.”
“I love you. Very, very simple, very truly.”
“You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being.”
“If this is a crush, I don’t think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.”
“You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.”
“That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
“You’ve got an old fashioned idea divorce is something that lasts forever.”
“You’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
“How long is it since we’ve last seen each other?”
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
[ text ]: You’re a monster.
[✉ → Dill Pickle]: Whoa. What?
[✉ → Dill Pickle]: What in god’s name did I do?
[✉ → Dill Pickle]: I was at the funeral, everyone went home, and then I packed my things up and left?
[✉ → Dill Pickle]: How does that make me a monster.
[✉ → Dill Pickle]: I didn’t do anything to anyone and you know I wouldn’t. We all felt a shift, I know it. We barely talked over the last few days and it fucking sucks.
[✉ → Dill Pickle]: So I did what’s best for me. I packed up, and started living. We’re not in high school anymore.
ezragreenes:
“I’m immediately suspicious that you used an acronym. You’d better tell me what it is before I agree to anything.”
“...The Washington Athletic Club.”
“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
Yes, yes I did. Do you want me to do it again for the people in the back? Dyl, Steve Rogers fucking sucks. He’s boring and annoying and the only reason people like him so much is because– That I will admit, Chris Evans is super hot, alright? 10/10 I would if I were gay. But the character– He’s awful and I hate him. Well– Hate is a strong word. I like him. But Tony is just better.
ezragreenes:
“So… can I convince anyone to come to the Seattle Art Museum with me today? The Colours of the Oasis exhibit is showing.”
“Come with me to the WAC and I’ll consider it.”
Okay, guys. Listen up.
If we leave Seattle without one of you coming with me to the Washington Athletic Club, I will seriously become the worst road trip companion any of you have ever had. Ever. I’ll make this trip hell, I swear.
jessecaldwell:
So that’s your type then? Bruteish and intimidating? You’d like a gal who wouldn’t mind to knock the shit out of your enemies?
I wouldn’t necessarily say I had a type, but yeah, girls who can kick ass are hot. Guys who can kick ass? Also hot. People in general? Hot. Come on, you guys know better than anyone how much I love hot people.
greysonxmatthews:
“If someones idea of a joke includes getting me up on the karaoke stage at Rock Box, they’re crazy,” Greyson waved the coupon that had been slid under his door during the night with a smirk in the air. “I’ll let you buy me drinks, but I don’t sing.”
“All I can really tell you is that it wasn’t me.” Dylan shrugged her shoulders briefly. “But I’m sure no one’s going to make you sing.”
devonprescott:
“Hi, hello, sorry to interrupt, but there is a giant spider in the shower and I’m literally so freaked out I’m going to puke. I swear I would not be running around in a towel if this weren’t an absolute emergency.”
“Oh, Dev.” Dylan smiled a little at her. “Now, is this a request to kill or relocate? Because I don’t have my handy spider catcher here and I don’t have the inner strength to pick one up with my bare hands.”
elliesthompson:
“If I have to hear another Selena Gomez song, I’m going to strangle someone.” Ellie lifted her gaze from the jukebox in the corner of the bar. “Can we please put on Wilco? Or The Doors? I’ll even settle for grunge tunes from the 90s. I just can’t take another minute of Top Forty.”
“Thank god! Someone finally said it!” Dylan threw her arms in the air and slammed them on the table. “How’s this sound? You make a run for the jukebox and I’ll tackle anyone who tries to stop you.”
misshanalee:
Okay, you’re right, it’s fun at least remembering who you kissed. But hey, just know that I’ll always be there to hold your hair back when you are that guy.
Aw, that’s so sweet. Know that you may get a phone call real early in the morning on one of these stops and it’ll just be me waiting in a bathroom stall for you to come hold back my hair.
jessecaldwell:
Touchy, aren’t we? You’re such a firecracker, Dylan. No worries, I’d like to fuck Ronda Rousey from behind against a wall, too. You won’t catch much disrespect from me.
Keep talking trash and you’ll see just how touchy I can be. Aw, thanks, Jesse. -smirks- Such a charmer, so you are. But I won’t deny it. She is a vision.
xcassidyripley:
“Can we all make a vote about strapping you to the roof?”
“If I vote ‘yes’ can we do that anyway?”
carmenstrode:
“I think we have still awhile to go… Should I got find you a bucket or something? Because I don’t think we’d all want to have it get over the bus either”
“No. I don’t need a bucket. Who even brought a bucket on a road trip? Whatever. I’ll be fine.”
[ text ]: Do you feel good knowing you have this power over me?
{ outgoing text to Mia Hamm: Guilt me all you want, Sporty Spice, I’m never going to tell you my sources. }
{ outgoing text to Mia Hamm: And no, you can’t get an autograph. }
{ outgoing text to Mia Hamm: And I’ll always hang mine over your head. To Jesse WITH LOVE, Peyton Manning }
[ text ]: Sometimes I get tired of all this.
[text]: Yeah, I know what you mean. Walking around all day can be pretty exhausting.
[text]: If you want you can come with me? I was heading to the beach to just sit down and read for a couple of hours. It’s definitely a load off!