romantic comedy sentence starters/meme
âItâs so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.â
âI love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.â
âWhen you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.â
âYouâre high maintenance but you think youâre low maintenance.â
âYou say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.â
âYou look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.â
âIâve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.â
âWe were friends for a long time.â
âYou know, you may be the first attractive woman Iâve not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.â
âWhen I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.â
âI am not your consolation prize.â
âNo one has ever quoted me back to me before.â
âIâll have what sheâs having.â
âAre those sad tissues or happy tissues?â
âNice boys donât kiss like that.âÂ
âI like you very much. Just as you are.â
âI realized that I had forgotten to kiss you goodbye.â
âCome on, we belong together - you, me, poor little skirt.â
âIf I canât make it with you, I canât make it with anyone.â
âI realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.â
âDid I really run around on your lawn naked?â
âArenât you a bit young to be in love?â
âYou canât lose something you never had.â
âYouâre already falling in love with me.â
âIâm gonna make you wish you were dead.â
âI love you, but I donât have to like you right now.â
âGet down on one knee, itâs more romantic!â
âIâll never let anybody put me in a cage.â
âI donât want to put you in a cage, I want to love you.â
âIâd marry you for your money in a minute.â
âI just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner.â
âWhen youâre attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.â
âGentleman⌠I had forgotten what you fellas looked like.â
âI wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.â
âBut I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.â
âIsnât everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?â
âI like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.â
âPeople always talk about how love is this totally unselfish, giving thing, but if you think about it, thereâs nothing more selfish.â
âDo you know anyone whoâs in a happy relationship?â
âListen, if somebody gave me the choice right now to never see you again or to marry you, I would marry you, alright? And maybe thatâs a lot of romantic bullshit, but people have gotten married for a lot less.â
âIâm gonna take your picture. So I never forget you or all of this.â
âItâs amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.â
âPeople put you down enough, you start to believe it⌠the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?â
âIâm gonna treat you so nice, youâre never gonna let me go.â
âI appreciate this whole seduction thing youâve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: Iâm a sure thing.
âI love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think weâre great friends.â
âI love you. Very, very simple, very truly.â
âYou are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being.â
âIf this is a crush, I donât think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.â
âYou are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.â
âThat sex was the most fun Iâve ever had without laughing.â
âYouâve got an old fashioned idea divorce is something that lasts forever.â
âYouâre wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.â
âHow long is it since weâve last seen each other?â
âI love you, but you donât know what youâre talking about.â














