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Merry christmas!

[ak6dns5m]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[daringherring]

Don't tell anyone.

Would I have a secret romance with you?

• Not ever.

Would I keep your secrets?

• If I had a good reason to, dependin' what the secret is.

Would I help you trick someone?

• That's a big, fat no.

Would I tell you my secrets?

• Not a chance!

Would I tell you one of my kinks?

• Sure thing, if you asked about them.

Would I use something I knew about you against you?

• Probably!

Reveal any secret: I almost landed in court martial the first time I saw action with my unit, when the war started.

A thought I've had about you but never shared: How did I find out about this one before that one?

A secret about you I'd like to know: What kind of operating system are you running if it's not Decepticon?

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Your crime: Smoking in the boys room!

Twisted Sister reference aside, this one Jazz can categorically deny. He's never smoked and he's never so much as set foot in a boy's room.

《 Not guilty! 》

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You've committed the crime of corrupting the youth.

Fair enough. In one way or another, Jazz has definitely corrupted at least a handful of youth.

《 Guilty. 》

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Crime: Being tiny.

Well, in comparison to some of the bots from other universes he's encountered...

《 I guess I'm guilty! 》

But really, he's a perfectly average size.

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Being too cool for school

《 Not guilty! I graduated with honours. 》

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Don't tell anyone

Would I have a secret romance with you?

• Nope!

Would I keep your secrets?

• Sure, probably. Unless it was gonna make a problem for the Autobots.

Would I help you trick someone?

• Any time, any place, man!

Would I tell you my secrets?

• I would not!

Would I tell you one of my kinks?

• Sure, if you asked.

Would I use something I knew about you against you?

• Maybe. Depends.

Reveal any secret: The password at the door of my favourite club back in Helex was always the biggest headline from the previous news cycle.

A thought I've had about you but never shared: Ha! I used to wish there was one of you in my timeline. Blaster and Cosmos are the only other bots who really dig the music here, you know?

A secret about you I'd like to know: Do you look like me?

[thislovelylady]

Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either Guilty or Not Guilty.

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[blueymoons]

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

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