My Life So Far

A girl, aiming to be better. Forgive the mess, renovations take a while.

[twinterrors29]

within five years of Order 66, enough clones have fought through their inhibitor chips that they are able to successfully overthrow the Empire and start the work of establishing their own regime

thinking that they killed All The Jedi, they also proscribe a new state religion dedicated to the Force, with the Jedi as their martyred saints

this leads to Obi-Wan, who snuck onto Coruscant to figure out what has changed in the galaxy that has started to dispel the Sith's Darkness, immediately stumbling upon a giant statue of himself sprawled on a throne in true characteristic Kenobi style

[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[alleyway-studio]

Made some nightwing fanart :D

[saltycatfish]

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁

[acecroft]

Dean Winchester in SUPERNATURAL 3.08

[ckalaveram]

Dami info dump and um…idk if Jason likes Damian’s new friend-

[pipluphue]

more dr. damian for the masses

[olyphant-tim]

You get mistaken a lot for the actor Josh Duhamel. That’s why I am here. I am here to promote something on Netflix.

+ bonus

[ciricearts]

taking a nap with his mom <3

[ghostapop]

damian wayne is far stronger than me if i was sent away from my mother to live with a bunch of annoying white people in new jersey usa of all places i wouldve done far worse than attempt to kill tim drake a few times

[ninalinovna]

he's three apples tall 🤏🏼

[advancedlawnmowingtechniques-de]

[acecroft]

SUPERNATURAL 3.08

[hacranez]

"A Robin shall be Batman's son. But you, Damian, shall be mine."

[iliveinnarniaandstudyathogwarts]

2005 - 2025

[vaporwavesimulator]

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

[discardedmilkywaywrapper]

there’s no age limit for this

[vaporwavesimulator]

youre right…………..

[thedemonsurfer]

me at 8: but what if you gave it a hug?

me at 31: but what if you gave it a hug?

[holdmecloseandfast]

The neurodivergent reaction to bad and mean creatures: but what if someone loved this unlovable thing? Maybe it would be possible for me, also a strange and burdensome and unlovable thing, to be loved as well?

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes