Dark Joke Dump

(dark enough to steal your bike) WARNING: you will be offended, and if you do, dont say i didnt warn you

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whats worse than ten babies in a bucket

one baby in ten buckets 

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Jesus may walk on water but Steven Hawking can run on batteries

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whats worse then 10 babies in a bucket?

one baby in 10 buckets 

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what do you get when you nail a baby to a tree?

an erection 

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Jesus may walk on water but Steven hawking runs on batteries 

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whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?

they never get old 

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wow.

you actually scrolled down this far. congrats. now what?