* Shut up.

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[krisfelldown]

How is Susie

idk ask her

@dark-knightsusie

[dark-knightsusie]

no kris answer the guy.

how am i? i dare you.

[dark-knightsusie]

Susie got any dank memes?

Yeah.

[dark-knightsusie]

ONE MISS THIS TIME (NOISE) ONE MISS THIS TIME (NOISE) LEFT KNIFE, ONE HIT (NOISE) RIGHT KNIFE, ONE HIT (NOISE) TAKE IT BACK NOW YALL

I HAVE to teach lancer the cha cha slide now what the fuck.

[dark-knightsusie]

Susie we hecked up Kris...we hecked up Kris baaaaad

But if you guys wanna mess with them, save yourself the trouble and meet my fist directly.

[krisfelldown]

E N D  O F  T I M E L I N E  # 5 0 3 8 .

[dark-knightsusie]

You gonna stab me with that knife? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

[krisfelldown]

* This isn’t the way this game is played…but it is when I’m playing it. =)

@dark-knightsusie

[dark-knightsusie]

* (Something tells you in the back of your mind that this whole situation is really, really messed up.) 

Kris. Whatever’s going on we can talk about it? I know crap’s rough for you and I guess I just don’t really get it but. 

Drop that thing, ok? I REALLY don’t want to kick your ass and call. I don’t know. Somebody?? To get you help. 

I know you’re not gonna hurt me. You’re not that kind of person. You’re not like. Me I guess???

So. Whatever you’re going to do. Don’t. 

[* SUSIE WAITS. ]

[krisfelldown]

* Get out of my way, Susie.

* Move.

* Aside.

[dark-knightsusie]

I’m not letting you leave. 

But I’m not gonna fight you, either.

That’s not what best friends do, and you know that too.

[dark-knightsusie]

* You have... * A neighbor’s blessing!!

[dark-knightsusie]

Nice.

[dark-knightsusie]

Kris is currently controlled by a malevolent force from another world. Be careful, please, I beg of you. Disarm them first, and then try to reason with them. We wish you good luck, Susie.

* (Now. Usually. That would be fine. You’re sure you could do that.) * (But your feet can’t move.)

* (It’s not your turn.)

[dark-knightsusie]

YOU’RE ABOUT TO MEET SOMEONE WONDERFUL. 

[dark-knightsusie]

*encases susie in protective ice*

(* Anon. You Fool.)

(* Susie's a Dragon type, she's super weak against ice!!! PUT THAT ICE BACK N O W.)

[dark-knightsusie]

(susie gets a job.)

[dark-knightsusie]

[Act]> [You warn Susie that Kris is going to hit her]

(*...)

(* Susie readies herself.)

[krisfelldown]

* This isn’t the way this game is played…but it is when I’m playing it. =)

@dark-knightsusie

[dark-knightsusie]

* (Something tells you in the back of your mind that this whole situation is really, really messed up.) 

Kris. Whatever’s going on we can talk about it? I know crap’s rough for you and I guess I just don’t really get it but. 

Drop that thing, ok? I REALLY don’t want to kick your ass and call. I don’t know. Somebody?? To get you help. 

I know you’re not gonna hurt me. You’re not that kind of person. You’re not like. Me I guess???

So. Whatever you’re going to do. Don’t. 

[* SUSIE WAITS. ]

[dark-knightsusie]

@krisfelldown

Susie left YOU a voicemail: 

Just checking in again. I came by the other day but you were, uh, broke? You weren’t exactly responsive so I just carried you up to bed. 

So I’ll be...coming by. Later. I’m gonna just let myself in ok? See you soon.

[dark-knightsusie]

Just so you all know.  I will do everything in my powered to be completely censored on Kris’ blog.