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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

babyleaf

hidanvevo-blog

we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom

digitaltinnitus

Noch ein Fundstück aus dem Netz: Ritterin.

primevalfleetrealm

I tried to draw a knight .

Got the reference from pinterest

risovisa

I wondered what a ferret would look like in 15th-century clothes

zegalba

Paco Rabanne by Thierry Le Gouès (1998)

bippus

One hit off this and you’ll be living the illusion of freedom

softasadove

we have a social responsibility to sexualize the elderly

fascinationstreetmp3

i need to have my ribs cracked open and my heart bitten into and yes it is a sex thing obviously

vampiiiyr

tell me ur proud of me during sex I’ll prolly arch my back better

hijacker-deactivated20160621

reblog if u like titties

post-troy-stress-disorder

the autistic urge to Be the primary source

post-troy-stress-disorder

gonna start keeping a suspiciously detailed hard-copy personal diary & drop numerous “offhand” hints providing valuable historical insight into mundane life in 21st century usa

post-troy-stress-disorder

dear diary, today i wanted to take the bus home (public transit is underfunded and unreliable) so i checked my phone (everyone carries a glowing rectangle with them at all times) but the transit schedules weren’t yet updated so i had to wait half an hour. when i arrived home i microwaved leftovers (we did not cook fresh food daily, despite year-round access to ingredients, heating, and refrigeration) and ate it while answering emails at midnight (work colonized free time)