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Things that people from Winden said but they didn't put it on the show

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So… I made these cause i hurt my back and have to stay put and I was really bored. 

Did I forgot someone?

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Jonas: it costs $400 to go see a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

Peter, softly: No…

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Martha: What do you guys want?

Magnus: McDonald’s.

Franciszka: Wendy’s.

Bartosz: Mexican?

Jonas: peace.

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Bartosz: Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Perry the Platypus theme song.

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Martha, angrily: Can I say a bad word? Magnus: Um… Martha: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD? Magnus: I mean… Martha, turning to Katharina: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

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Katharina: What a long day. I need a drink. Something to take the edge off. Magnus, a Gen-Z with dark humor: Bleach. Ulrich: ... Ulrich: Magnus do we need to talk

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Silja: Let’s slow dance.

Bartosz: [does the macarena at ¼ speed]

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

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Mikkel: so what’s for dinner?

Ines: i can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!!

Mikkel: …is it soup?

Ines: i soup-pose it could be ;)

Mikkel: please, enough with the soup puns?

Ines: no! 

[one hour later]

Mikkel: it’s fucking TACOS??!?!?

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Agnes: [kicks the G off graveyard sign] Agnes: let’s get this party started

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[AU kiddie play date] Martha: uhhh Silja, why is your spawn running around holding a knife? Silja: he felt unsafe Martha: NOW EVERY CHILD IN THE PLAYGROUND FEELS UNSAFE Silja: ... okay hold on, i’ll fix this Silja, crouching down: [to Martha’s kid] do you want a knife too buddy?

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Jonas/Adam: it was very rude of you to cancel our hangout so abruptly Bartosz: ???????????? i literally just became a dad last night wtf Jonas/Adam: oh i see so you’d rather hang out with a baby you’ve known for a day than with your best friend of over a decade okay then

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Magnus: "cry me a lake" by justin timberriver

Francizka: please go to sleep

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Charlotte: hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?

Franciszka, not wearing a costume: uhm- 

Elisabeth: obviously a clown 

Franciszka: ...

Elisabeth: ...

Franciszka: i’m this close to hitting you

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Magnus: Mikkel fucking Nielsen dressed up as a doctor, came into my room, diagnosed me with “ugly” and then left

911 dispatcher: sir 911 is for serious calls only

Magnus: well i felt seriously offended

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[using ouija board] Mikkel: tell us… is there a spirit in our house? spirit, through the board: Y E S Martha: great!! rent is due the first of the month  Magnus: and movie night’s on friday’s if you wanna hang out :) spirit: W T F

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Young Ulrich, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer? Egon: get the fUCK out of my car