Ask Dark Toaster

My name is John and I am the toaster belonging to dark-sherlock. I am not to be confused with dark-watson, though I was named after him because of our reversed relations with Sherlock (Don't be alarmed, it's to do with sex. and drugs)

[dogbrainn-deactivated20140714]

[runtymccunty]

I googled toaster porn. Just. Why. I can’t.

[forestfluff]

bread fetish~

[mintyluc-deactivated20170830]

what if there were springs like there are in toasters on tanning beds and when you're done they shot you up like a piece of human toast

[charlzbronz]

∞

[dark-toasterlock-blog]

Drawing on Bunnie's Blog

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Whats your favorite type of Bread to Toast?

Bimbo, because it's terribly amusing.  Otherwise cinnamon raisin.  

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This picture is now made better with Dark Sherlock and Dark Watson. 

WATSON IS TOASTBLOCKED. 

[dark-toasterlock-blog]

Red Pants Monday. 

[dark-sherlock-blog]

I got a new toaster today >:D

Jealous, John?

Also, my goatee finally grew back after John’s… experiments…

[dark-toasterlock-blog]

I've always wanted to be an evil apprentice...

I WILL BURN THE TOAST OUT OF YOU. 

[dark-toasterlock-blog]

Helloes. I did what you asked. Made a blog. Dunno if you can send asks or whether I can have my own userpic or whatever. Please ask me things so I can find out 

-Toasterlock