Munching & Morsels Starters
“I’m not someone who just eats anything.”
“Peanut butter? Out of the jar? With a fork?”
“This looks… like it could be edible.”
“It’s four in the morning, why are you in the cupboards?”
“So here’s the legendary snack gremlin in it’s natural habitat.”
“You didn’t make this for me. You did not.”
“Nope don’t care how much you didn’t cook this correctly, I’m eating it.”
“You didn’t touch dinner all night but now you’re eating?”
“Is this a lack of appetite or a lack of fine taste?”
“Try it. Come on, I swear it won’t poison you.”
“We have all this food and I want none of this. Stupid brain and food wants.”
“You abducted ALL of my chips? You’re a monster.”
“I need you to stay out of the kitchen for uh… reasons.”
“Hmm is that pleasant aroma what you’re cooking or just you?”
“I don’t think this is how you make a salsa.”
“You’re making me try this odd combination… why?”
“What unholy abomination are you eating?”
“I’m eating… you know what, I don’t know either.”
“You made this, so I’m going to eat it. I’m not wasting your effort no matter how awful it is.”
“Huh. This doesn’t taste half bad.”
“I told you that probably wasn’t a wise decision to eat.”
“I’m gonna give this cupboard twenty minutes for it to put my snacks back or else.”
“Bold enough to take the snack out of my mouth huh?”
“I’m volunteering as tribute for your food experiments.”
“So we’re waving the white flag and getting take out right?”