The Pursuit of Pure Beauty is a Trap

[darkacademiabruno]

mom mom hey hey mom mom hey hey hey hey mom mom hey mom can we get the double gulp cup for the fuckign slurpee -narancia

“Yes, Narancia, I’ll get you a slurpee because you did well on today’s mission, but I need you to stop calling me mom.” //keep reading under the cut to see who got him to watch Moominvalley (he’d never do it of his own accord)

//It’s cottageore Trish!! I’m sorry for taking so long to get back to drawing I hope this Trish drawing makes up for it

[darkacademiabruno]

How DEEP are you?

[ask-fabulous-giorno-deactivated]

“So you want to ask me question, huh? Molto bene. Go ahead.”

A new Giorno ask blog :) Promos appreciated!

[darkacademiabruno]

would bucciarati care for a snack or two? (holds out a basket of cookies)

“I appreciate them!”

[darkacademiabruno]

"Di molto interessante, a Bucciarati drenched in societal ennui! So sad! No matter— that is not what I came here for, though contemplating beauty sounds /exciting/. I have an issue with my easy bake oven. It's filled with baked beans. Please, I need assistance."

“By the way, I can tell you’d enjoy a classic novel from time to time. I don’t want to get chummy with your squad, but if you’d like to join my book club you’re more than welcome.”

[darkacademiabruno]

Bruno, assuming you came from Eden, how is it like?

[darkacademiabruno]

He slithered in from Eden just to sit outside your door.

“Please, won’t you take a seat and talk for awhile?”

//asks are open for Dark Academia Bruno! Promos welcome