UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

"As far as the eye can see, the land is desolate and full of despair. Shadows crawl across the Earth and block out the light. Darkness oozes from every crevice! Hope has been eradicated...ONLY TERROR REIGNS." RP Blog. Check 'i am aku' tab for about/info. ((NOTE that the about pages do have scrollbars and the 'about aku' page may need to be refreshed once to be viewed properly. But please, do give them a look for the tag list, blog info, character info, etc))

[unofficialcartoonnetwork-blog]

Here’s a fun one! I don’t think I actually got to catch this mini-marathon out though, although I do believe that I saw some of the later Toonami marathon that replaced it.

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

[thisnorthstarview-deactivated20]

Blossom Appreciation Post

Miss Bellum: Well there is something else, he called me…he called me sweet cheeks

Powerpuff Girls: Noooo!

Narrator: Not sweet cheeks!

Blossom: That’s it! I know who they are. They are the only three villains capable of such insensitive, derogatory and insulting language

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the powerpuff girls calling out harrassment. Thanks.

[thefemaleyungin]

I’m looking and old cartoons from my childhood and omg… I used to dread seeing them, but I couldn’t stop watching! 👹👹👹 #Aku #HIM #ThePowerpuffGirls #SamuraiJack #CartoonNetwork

[darkdeliverer]

actuallyhim IT IS US

[darkdeliverer]

Do you have a favorite season?

Autumn. It is the season of death.

[actuallyhim-rip]

ありがとう悪ちゃん。

Thank you Aku (aka Tumblr user darkdeliverer) for your kind and evil words.

(Because Aku, is Japanese for “Evil”…

This has been learning Japanese with HIM.)

[darkdeliverer]

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT AKU WITH SUCH AN INAPPROPRIATE SUFFIX. ちゃん?! ふざけるな!! I SHOULD DESTROY YOU FOR SUCH INSOLENCE.

But your blog would end if I did, and it is a nice blog...

V-VERY WELL, BUT IN THE FUTURE, YOU WILL USE ONLY 様 IN REFERENCE TO THE GREAT AKU!

[skellgate]

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

[aseaofquotes]

Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

[darkdeliverer]

Since you like putting your face everywhere so people never forget who runs the world... Is there any toilet paper in your likeness?

WHA—OF COURSE NOT?! Toilet paper in my likeness is illegal, and the punishment for its use is extermination.

BUT FOR THE CURIOUS…

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

Aku, I love you. And I must admit I was never quite sure if you possessed that bodily function.

[darkdeliverer]

I do not possess an excretory system.

FOOLISH MORTALS DO.

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

You would not even shapeshift one for the mere pleasure of using that toilet paper personally? Heh.

[darkdeliverer]

NO….?

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

How boring.

[darkdeliverer]

Do you know what is MOST boring?

Being enslaved by your own biology! Needing precious time to spend defecating AND cleaning up afterwards! THERE IS A REASON REALITY SHOWS ABOUT VISITING THE COMMODE DO NOT AIR ON TELEVISION. IT IS BECAUSE WASTE SECRETION IS BOOOORRRRRIIIINNGG!

Aku is not BORING! YOOOOOUUU are boring! :(

[darkdeliverer]

Since you like putting your face everywhere so people never forget who runs the world... Is there any toilet paper in your likeness?

WHA—OF COURSE NOT?! Toilet paper in my likeness is illegal, and the punishment for its use is extermination.

BUT FOR THE CURIOUS…

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

Aku, I love you. And I must admit I was never quite sure if you possessed that bodily function.

[darkdeliverer]

I do not possess an excretory system.

FOOLISH MORTALS DO.

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

You would not even shapeshift one for the mere pleasure of using that toilet paper personally? Heh.

[darkdeliverer]

NO....?

[darkdeliverer]

Since you like putting your face everywhere so people never forget who runs the world... Is there any toilet paper in your likeness?

WHA—OF COURSE NOT?! Toilet paper in my likeness is illegal, and the punishment for its use is extermination.

BUT FOR THE CURIOUS…

[raephobia-blog-deactivated20210]

Aku, I love you. And I must admit I was never quite sure if you possessed that bodily function.

[darkdeliverer]

I do not possess an excretory system.

FOOLISH MORTALS DO.

[long-ago-in-a-distant-land]

Samurai Jack - More cities 

S02E13 S03E01(x3) S04E08(x4)

[darkdeliverer]

Since you like putting your face everywhere so people never forget who runs the world... Is there any toilet paper in your likeness?

WHA--OF COURSE NOT?! Toilet paper in my likeness is illegal, and the punishment for its use is extermination.

BUT FOR THE CURIOUS...

[hishap]

darkdeliverer started following you

Not sure if I should be scared or proud that you deemed my blog worth following.

[darkdeliverer]

You have followed Aku's blog diligently for a long time, AND you are brave enough to have attempted interaction with him on several occasions.

I want to know what motivated this. I want to know you, my child. 

[hishap]

Dictators all over the world often have their faces on posters and stuff everywhere

But saying Aku takes it up to eleven would be an understatement. Everything in his world from the architecture of his cities to things as mundane as salt pepper shakers are built in his likeness. You know, just in case we could forget who owns the world.

[darkdeliverer]

Yes, you are an observant one, aren’t you?

Every miserable creature on this planet will remember my name, and see my likeness at every turn of their worthless heads…you see, the world was deprived of Aku for so long.

I must make up for lost time.

[hishap]

That’s what I thought. Though, there’s a risk that, after seeing your likeness everywhere for all their lives, people might stop paying attention to it.

[darkdeliverer]

and then it's when they're out of the cities that they notice something's missing.

You think Aku Cities are the only place one might find my face? Did you forget that there are monuments and products endorsed by Aku beyond such areas?

Long ago the Earth sky was by default a brilliant blue. Do you think a mortal who existed during that time would have forgotten this fact upon nightfall?

You may travel to any end of my world that you like, and you may find some regions seemingly untouched by my presence, but that changes nothing. I OWN that region, and all others, and no matter how far you run you will see me again.

Just ask the samurai...he knows the depths of my--how did he put it?--infestation of this land.

[hishap]

Dictators all over the world often have their faces on posters and stuff everywhere

But saying Aku takes it up to eleven would be an understatement. Everything in his world from the architecture of his cities to things as mundane as salt pepper shakers are built in his likeness. You know, just in case we could forget who owns the world.

[darkdeliverer]

Yes, you are an observant one, aren't you?

Every miserable creature on this planet will remember my name, and see my likeness at every turn of their worthless heads...you see, the world was deprived of Aku for so long.

I must make up for lost time.

[peteyus]