What the frak?!

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Handmade Sea Soap by Thecharmingfrog on Etsy

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[mariedauphine]

Stick them with the pointy end 🗡

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[dangerouslycautious]

THIS. IS. SO. EFFING. TRUE.

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but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

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via

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Bilbo + Blue and Red Outfits → requested by @bagginshieldtwit

“I came from the end of bag, but no bag went over me. I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ring-winner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider.”

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RAISE A HAND IF YOU’RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY

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A life for a rose.

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[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.