T. Anderson

What? What am I supposed to put here? Some kind of sob story? My life in a description? A description of the content you'll see? I haven't got time for that shit... Oops, sorry for the Potty Mouth kids. - T. Anderson

[darkhorse-anderson]

smokenporcelain‌:

And here I was thinking I was being clear. Take three: Have you ever had a cock in your mouth, Roomie, or do you only prefer your cock in a mouth instead?

Oh... No, dude, no. The last one... 

[darkhorse-anderson]

smokenporcelain‌:

Well, in that case; thank you. I think.

I meant, have you blown anyone or do you prefer always receiving. Or do I have to show up to behind the science block to ask this?

...I, Wai-what?

[darkhorse-anderson]

beauxhummel‌:

A little improv never hurt and same thing goes for me. One of my best friends used to say that new people bring new tales to tell.

I have a pretty long tale... If I do say so myself. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

smokenporcelain‌:

Unsure if that’s sarcasm or you actually trying to offer me a compliment. 

Oh, I see, okay. Sure. Mhm. Sure. So if not at parties, where do you make exceptions to do the blowing?

Compliment. For a change. 

To receive the blowing and that would be behind the science block. Great area of privacy. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

beauxhummel‌:

Yes, really and yes, I have done the homework. Need a helping hand with it? I’d be more than happy to lend one.

Dude, it’s drama. I’ll just improvise.  But, I wouldn’t say no to getting to see new faces every now and then. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Then shush your mouth and we’ll say no more.

I hope you step on lego. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

stefanbezna‌:

Avenge me Tony! Don’t let my death be in vain! Go get’em! 

I will make sure the school always remembers your name. Stefan... Banana-bread. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

beauxhummel‌:

And right back to common ground we go. I try to Mr. Reliable myself most of the time.

Oh, really? Then, I suppose you’ve done the drama homework from Ms. Wayne?

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Then shush your mouth and we’ll say no more.

Forehead.

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

 Bitch, if you do, so help me god, the hair gel photos are resurfacing

I will kick your ankles. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

If I can’t lift then god help you.

Okay. Emo Cooper Anderson pics coming up. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Touche, my bro.

You mean Captain Confusion. This kid has been living with me for two days and I’m already ready to throw myself out of the window, or maybe I’ll throw him out of the window — but no, believe me, I think we’re fine with this shittalker.

You can’t lift. I’ll help you throw him out of the window. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Ugh, shaddup, I’m slaving over Shakespeare for English. Thou art a peacock. 

Let me know what’s going on and I’ll find space, even if it’s under my bed momentarily before I set something up. I know this place inside out.

Thou art a dweeb. 

Your roomie not going to get suspicious? 

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

I’m more partial to it on the surface of a table than a belly button. My mates and I aren’t that close, we’d rather play soccer then go hang out at the pub. 

Fight me, bitch. – Though speaking of party, we need one soon, I’m dying here.

‘Pub’ we’re not in ye ol’ England, dickwad. Call it a bar. 

I’m working on it. I’m hoping to get everything soon. Might need a spare room to stash some things. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Ohmygod….. you have friends? There was me thinking little brother hadn’t managed to climb the social ladder. Wow, Tones. I never thought you’d leave your emo phase. I’m proud of you, tiger. Go out and the sieze the day!

Yeah, sometimes my friends let me come into their houses and watch TV. Other times, they let me snort coke out of their belly buttons. You should try it sometime. EMO?! I am pulling up your emo cut RIGHT NOW.

[darkhorse-anderson]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Speaking of old times….. party?

It’s in the pipe line. I’m in touch with a friend of mine on the outside to hook us up with some party stuff

[stefanbezna-blog]

I just gotta say, whoever it was that thought phys ed three times a week was a good idea for me? Yeah let me tell you man, i don’t like you! I think i died. 

[darkhorse-anderson]

I called it. They’re trying to kill us all off and sell our organs. We’ll mourn you.