I know it’s been a long, long time.
It’s been months?
;Maybe;

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@darknessblindstheholy
I know it’s been a long, long time.
It’s been months?
;Maybe;
psa. i am an agonizingly slow roleplayer – my muses are fickle and some days all i can manage is chat threads or shenanigans. other days i can pump out longer threads like no one’s business. if it takes me awhile on your thread it has nothing to do with you as a writer or me losing my muse for the thread. never hesitate to ask for my skype for in between threads for chatting and plotting and fun.
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
Semi-Hiatus Update/Status
So. Here’s the deal. My mom’s Boyfriend’s Father has cancer. Brain-cancer. 6 months, 6 months is the most they gave him. Now, this affects me. This will be affecting me in not only one way, but two. I won’t be having as much work, which will effect my money, which will effect my stress- MORE STRESS. ALSO. He’ll be only here when my mom doesn’t work, which means I get less time to spend with my mom, and she’s also my best friend. Things are going to get pretty salty around here. And;; I may get more depressed being alone and the such. If my muse seems off, and not perfect I apologize RIGHT NOW. If I’m not roleplaying as much with anyone on here, it’s because my real life is getting to me and I don’t have my muse. Jefferson cooperates when he feels like it, not when I tell him to. ALSO. If i’m no on Mark I may be being a cry-baby on my RL blog, or my newest OC blog, which is still majorly under construction and then VERY RARELY my hentai/smut/porn blog which is fully nsfw.
Krampus (2015)
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Overview
A horror comedy based on the ancient legend about a pagan creature who punishes children on Christmas.
Send ‘rough touch’
and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }
Your muse throws a punch at mine.
My muse throws a punch at yours.
Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.
My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.
Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.
My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.
Your muse grips my muse’s hips.
My muse grips your muse’s hips.
Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.
My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.
Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.
My muse slams yours against a wall hard.
Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.
My muses pushes your to their knees.
Your muse bites mine.
My muse bites yours.
Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.
My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.
Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.
My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.
Your muse attempts to shove away mine.
My muse attempts to push off yours.
Your muse roughly kisses mine.
My muse roughly kisses yours.
Your muse pins mine onto the ground.
My muse pins yours to the ground.
Your muse delivers beatings to mine.
My muse delivers beatings to yours.
Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.
My muse breaks your muse’s arm.
Mun chooses.
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -
Send ‘♡’ for my muse to share positive feelings about yours. Send ‘☓’ for some not so nice thoughts about your muse from mine.
(DONT YOU XOXO ME BITCH YOU AIN’T WORTHY-)
Send me “What is wrong with you?” and a number, and I’ll write a violent starter or drabble
1. Your muse wakes to mine sharpening a knife
2. My muse wakes to your muse sharpening a knife
3. Your muse throws a punch at mine
4. My muse throws a punch at yours
5. My muse waits in the dark for your muse with a gun
6. Your muse waits in the dark for mine with a gun
7. My muse garrottes yours with wire
8. Your muse garrottes mine with wire
9. Your muse injects mine with a mysterious substance
10. My muse injects yours with a mysterious substance
11. Your muse discovers mine has rope, duct tape, tarpaulin, and industrial quantities of bleach
12. My muse discovers yours has rope, duct tape, tarpaulin, and industrial quantities of bleach
13. My muse discovers what appear to be human teeth while around your muse
14. Your muse discovers what appear to be human teeth while around my muse
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.
BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates; Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | No Confess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
You’re the PERFECT drug when it hurts like hell I’ve n e v e r needed anyone so much There’s no one else I LOVE and I curse myself
U ever look at someone and just think man I want to treat you like no one else has
I’m so sorry if the colors are off, but I tried. umu