My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk
Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh
Me and my axe cut bigots' spinal cords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back
Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack
My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him
Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop
Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin for parkin get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin back ya fuckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
Come one, come all, and witness magic!
I introduce to you an occult sorcerer
Of the ancient craft of Necromancy
A caster of mind-bending illusions
From the nether void of the shadow walkers
Expelled from Shangri-La, The Great Milenko
A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses
With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics
From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Great Milenko!
It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're running on stumps, motherfucker!
Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creepin'
Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe
If you'd just quit leavin' your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'ma leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out
Ah! His foot's in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man
Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you betta step to the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend
That I could have some friends that's down til the very end
Well that's my home boys, excuse me, my family
And when we conquer the world
We macking on the galaxy
Cause the skys the limit
And we ain't finished
And if my homies gonna ride then you know I'm with it