The company party got a bit out of hand...
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The company party got a bit out of hand...
"Hi guys, I know that you are waiting in line, but I"m sure you don't mind if I go to the toilet first, right?"
At the supermarket... adding a huge box of sushi to the cart.
Dolphins are known for their playful nature...
"Do you have a moment to talk about garbage?"
Watching axolotls!
"Why do I have to carry you?" - "Come on, other pirates have parrots sitting on their shoulders all day long!"
At some point, the competitor in the eating contest realized that the other one was stashing bits of food in a bag or feeding them to a dog!
"The neighbours have complained about the beach party? Why not join in the fun? Have a beer!"
"Everything has to be spotlessly clean - including you!"
"Something's beeping, I don't know what!" - "Oh come on, you've been on the job long enough!"
"Sick and tired of this Paleo Diet - stones everyday!"
"Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my back?" - Of course her husband didn't mind, he always liked to flirt with other women!
"Do you mind if I sit on your lap?"
The flower shop had such a pleasant atmosphere that birds had settled down there.
The apprentice was so caught up in making the cherry-flavoured dough that he mixed the master baker into it.
"Welcome back to your favourite radio station, and here's today's top story: The rest of the working week is cancelled!"