[darksnakenm]

[i-am-a-snom]

cc •)___\ Go drink some water.

[darksnakenm]

Beer has water in it

[enigma-2373]

so does piss

[darksnakenm]

Then just make sure it's not american and you're fine

[i-am-a-snom]

cc •)___\ Go drink some water.

[darksnakenm]

Beer has water in it

[darksnakenm]

Playing BotW on PC to spite nintendo. Might bust out the guitar hero controller to spite god as well

[darksnakenm]

I have been informed that apparently I need to be pushing socials more, so I'll put stuff here.

I made a thing, you can go watch it, if you want to. Or just chuck it on the second screen for background noise, either way.

[probablybadrpgideas]

New stat: Combustibility

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[huanggugugu]

The science pet, always come in handy.

[1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow]

woah

[darksnakenm]

I have heard the video player is a bit buggy. Wanna see if this works

[pukicho]

Like a thief in the night, you slither, hungry

[darksnakenm]

Eated an entire bag of onions

[pukicho]

Like a thief in the night, you slither, hungry

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[darksnakenm]

Puki, Now I wanna see you gaming on that thing. I wanna see you playing TF2 on that thing comfortably

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[darksnakenm]

But people will only know it's you if they actually know you, if you're trying to hide in a crowd for any reason, transforming just enough to cause confusion would be sufficient to make an escape.

Sure, if you get caught, the game's up. But if you can cause enough doubt to cause someone to think twice, you're golden.

[itsapmseymour]

Come outside

Hey I did, and I think there’s only 498 of you out there

[darksnakenm]

*picks up stone* Hey, what's this doing here?

[pondwitch]

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

[darksnakenm]

[i-am-a-fish]

I have cat-like tendencies and axolotl-like reflexes

[darksnakenm]

@lucasisverycool01 ask and ye shall recieve

[pacicidal]

Not completely happy with the face (something is off about the eyes, I think), but other than that, I had a productive evening.

Better model turnaround under the cut.

[darksnakenm]

Does she work in SFM?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u guys used to love yeet...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* this bitch really IS empty

[darksnakenm]

I will yeet you into the same abyss that took Harold Holt.