Cosmic Funnies
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KIROKAZE
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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The Bright Sessions
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Kiana Khansmith
izzy's playlists!
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Keni
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sade Olutola
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
if i look back, i am lost
Discoholic 🪩
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@darksoulofanindieworld
Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.
i appreciate that you are never content to merely deliver on the terrible ideas atted at you, but always extend and improve upon them
Thank you!!! I’m glad that my additions are welcome /o/
Hello guys i recently found an app called ‘HelloTalk’. Its a first global language and culture exchange comunity, connects you with with native speakers of other languages (English, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, French, Russian, Arabic and 100 more) ALL OF THAT FOR FREE. You can practice online with native speakers via text/audio messages also free video messages to better practice your listening and speaking skills. its not like a homework, youre having fun and studying all together. Its easy to get some friends as well. (i picked up pretty hot spanish girl haha) Its available for both IOS and ANDROID
DOWNLOAD HERE
guys this is how i’m learning korean!! ive even met a couple friends from the app who live a couple cities away!
This app is really useful!! im currently learning greek 🇬🇷 ‘Hellish’ is my ID so HMU 👅
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes
Once again in honor of barricade day, here is a vine for you. (The original vine itself no longer works)
This is an actual tweet by dennys
when your friend doesn’t believe that you can earn some cash literally by answering surveys and questions 😇 I’m glad I left my job.
YOOO PASS THE LINK OVER HERE PLEASE I NEED TO PAY SOME STUFF OFF AND HAVE FUN TOO
Alright friends let me get you started.. so I’ve been paid numerous times and i know its legit! signing up is super easy too.Â
1. click your country 2. sign up with your appropriate email (important) 3. confirm your email!Â
united states canada united kingdom new zealand australia germany
congrats to this being a survey site that is actually legit. I LOVE YOU
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
White ppl humor is literally so dry and unfunny like we get it Brettford ur racist and u smoke weed
Black ppl humor is literally so dry and unfunny like we get it Marquis ur racist and u smoke weed
First off I’m not black so that really shows that u automatically chose to target black ppl as a default Second did I fucking ask you chadthanial?
come thruuuuuuu
i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at
I’ve been using tinder wrong 💀
