🎉PaRtY tImE🎈

[gamzii]

bonbon, gamzii, zii, z, gamby

he/she, 25

all these stamps by @/thisdastampdoesnotexist

[dessknights-deactivated20251227]

this has never been more relevant

[hamsters38]

aradia on a gray background

[blogname214]

[turntextiles]

intergalactic undead and swimming

[uyunto-deactivated20240329]

g zee

[transrubato]

all men are twinks and all women are vriska. these are the gender roles in joe biden’s liberal america

[prokopetz]

“Why do you have opinions about Homestuck, aren’t you like 40″ I mean, not to get deep about the dick joke comic, but a big part of what Homestuck is doing as a text is interrogating 1990s nostalgia as a cultural institution, with a particular emphasis on the apparent contradiction of being sincerely nostalgic for a body of popular culture that was so terminally irony-poisoned.

You know what age bracket is likely to have suffered most keenly from unexamined 1990s nostalgia?

People who were like 30 circa 2012.

I regret to inform you that people who are like 40 in the year 2022 are in fact one of the comic’s primary target audiences!

[crashional-thinker]

i’ve never touched homestuck before but based off the phrase “dick joke comic” you’re telling me the entire crux of the thing is a joke about dicks?

[prokopetz]

I am speaking 100% literally when I say that the principal villain’s ontological immortality derives from the fact that he has his species’ equivalent of a permanent boner.

[chubby-aphrodite]

I may not 100% remember cherub biology but wouldn’t that make Lord English a huge crocodile headed snake instead of a big muscular skeleton if he was in a state of permanent bonertude?

[prokopetz]

Probably, yes, but Lord English isn’t a pure cherub – he’s a cherub/troll/sprite hybrid. His “adult” form is still pushing the phallic imagery pretty damn hard in spite of not actually being a giant snake!

(More seriously, the energy that makes Lord English immortal is explicitly identified in the text as something that cherubs are naturally capable of channelling only while in their reproductive state. The prize Caliborn wins for completing the null session is the ability to channel that energy at will; as Lord English, the visual language with which he’s depicted seems to indicate that he’s mainlining it 24/7 at that point. Put that together with all the other visual language surrounding Lord English – i.e., a hulking hypermasculine caricature of bulging muscles and throbbing veins who kills people by vomiting nuclear fire at them – and the whole phallic thing is not at all subtle.)

[fefairys]

had a dream that someone made a homestuck plugin that let you see the characters going about their lives outside of the events of the comic and i had to recreate this image

[gracerings]

they’re married they’re divorced they’re soulmates they’re each other’s undoing and salvation they’re insane they’re girl dads they’re the best and worst thing to ever happen to each other they make each other miserable they love each other too much they’re wretched and awful and enchanting they have an open relationship they want to kill maim destroy anyone the other has ever touched they’re in a toxic relationship they’re each other’s healthiest option they’re unreliable narrators they’re prisoners of the narrative they lie they suck (in more ways than one) they’re obsessed with each other they want to kill each other they’re addicted to the specific way the other destroys them the only way they imagine their death is at the hands of the other

[9fork]

HI CAGE!!!!! Can i get uuuuhh roxy lalonde pretty please.

Thank u thankuthank u i love ur art so much :^D

morango!

thank you for the support loopy! love ya work!

[blogname214]

[cchanticleer]

ur just minding ur own business and it hits u

[fgrobichiko]

[cloneyponey-deactivated20230417]

makaras👍

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

*guy who's trying to pretend he's not trapped* big fan of narratives. big fan of the ceaseless and repetitive flow of events given life by an audience and mutated by their perception

[kociakarma]

EPIC Aradia Megido CHALLENGE (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SHE DIED!!!)

[pseudomantis]