darkSpark's Corner of the Web

hii. my name is darkSpark, but call me whatever. 18+. i just use this to bitch about my yumeships and make art and stuff. open to sharing, minors dni, thats really it! :3

[darkspark413]

hello. :^) read this!!!

welcome to my blog, friends! call me dark or Spark or come up with another good name, i couldn't care less! they/them pronouns cuz sorry I'm a WOKE LIBERAL!!!!!!!!! i just use this to rant about my funny little selfships and whatever comes to mind of them. oh and also everything else. its been quite a while since I've posted as well, so I'll probably make a better intro post later :^)

the list of characters I self ship with changes CONSTANTLY but my top two will probably Always be:

Gavril (BUBO)

Eternal Sugar Cookie (CRK) (for the sake of protection from the wider algorithm I'll just call her sugar most of the time....)

im VERY open to sharing, too. i'm desperate to see if im not delusional.... /j

also, No Minors!!

I'm just not comfortable with minors interacting with my stuff on tumblr outside of a like from a repost or something, sorry! simply put im making Personal/risque posts on this account thatll be about things that i dont think is appropriate for anyone not 18+ to see. So even if you already know me, any minors who follow me will be blocked!

one last thing. i may play up a character while blogging, just cause it's kinda therapeutic for me to exaggerate and be loud and cringy and kind of a loser. so even if its kind of obvious, i'll state it here for clarity: How I act on this blog does not FULLY represent who I am as a person, unless I state otherwise!

ok that's it bye,,, ill make a cooler intro post eventually lulz. my tags for organizing are at the bottom of this post!

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my bear troll skin concept:)

they're searching people to play sgrub with, hopefully the survivors want to join em on his awesome sgrub adventure!!

(idk what to name him)

[darkspark413]

head banging so bad bro why cant i get banged as hard as my headache is banging me rn fuck you biology fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!!!!

[darkspark413]

been trying to avoid tumblr due to the tadc ep 9 leak but i made this for bubocord based on a message i sent. enjoy :3

i LOOOOVE angst. but i cant eat it because then ill get FAT. but its SOOOOOOO GOOD.

oh and, i also made this, which resulted in a slew of other such memes. lmao

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ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[9babt]

We would NOT be better gods

[darkspark413]

oh the yearning has hit badly. oh its hit so deeply. i neeed him. i neeed him. i need her. i need her. fuuuahhhhhh why cant i draw ittttuuhh <:,(

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who the fuck is fuckedelf

[darkspark413]

better than you. smelly!!!!!!!!!!

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O who’s kidnapped your S/I?

Do you have an F/O who's kidnapped your S/I?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onMay 1

[darkspark413]

oh i think i know EXACTLY who. BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckedelf]

youre just mad Santa want this stinky pussy not yours

[darkspark413]

happy birthday to sugar!!!!!!!

ahh!!! happy birthday esc!!!!!!!!! youre so wonderful and beautiful, whoever could ask for more!!!!!!!!!!!! may all fall under the cruel and sweet embrace of sloth!!!!!!!! <3 i was too lazy to draw unfortunately... but maybe she wouldve wanted that.... for me to just indulge and relax.... how lovely she is.... i will make her something beautiful eventually. but her birthday is celebrated on my tdl2 island as well. why wouldnt it be? so lovely and sweet... happy birthday, dear caretaker of the garden!!!!!!!!!

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[darkspark413]

the loss of fun and color and whimsy in the world is something i believe more people should mourn

[darkspark413]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY UP TO, MAN???!?!?!?

oh do i have a tall set of tales to tell you all from Living the Dream... but i figured, why not just show you? :3 and i have plenty more where these came from!!! yes, the green haired bozo in the video is still aku punk. he simply dyed his hair green and i decided to support his decision by coloring my (placeholder) addons to his hair the same.

[darkspark413]

my apple pencil BROKE!!!!!!!! seems i will not be drawing for a while... :(

[darkspark413]

my wonderful wife i drew her

oh and, also, you. she kisses you deeply cause i want to be kissed deeply type shit you know <3

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btools expunged

[loving-your-fo-imagines]

imagine your romantic* f/o feeling upset and the first thing they do is ask you to hold them and tell them that everything's going to be okay

[darkspark413]

got real peeved 2day so i thought,

hey, wouldnt it be wonderful to be married to my fictional crushes?

unfortunately theyre not Real. but i can always dream.... how lovely would it be, to adore and be adored like that? my dream yume wedding with them (whilst keeping personal details to a minimum) would be designing them such wonderful outfits to wear... glimmering and pretty, and then being wed underneath a moonlight night with little or no witnesses but ourselves and some cheap ass priest (or a friend i called to be a priest). then after their vows i'm given the chance to babble endlessly for a while about how much i adore them!!!! every!!!!! single!!!!!! bit!!!!!!!!! and then we smooch and then the end.

admittedly i've never been in a relationship and realistically, that's not gonna be happening anytime soon. but its nice to imagine what itd be like with a homicidal maniac and a cult leader as your loves-to-be. <3