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Kim: Like, what kind? Finger, femur.. there's a big difference.
Chay, looking weirded out: ….. or chicken.
Kim, slightly embarrassed: Ohhh... that's probably what they mean.
Chay: 👀

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Chay: I saw a garbage disposal that's rated for bones.
Kim: Like, what kind? Finger, femur.. there's a big difference.
Chay, looking weirded out: ….. or chicken.
Kim, slightly embarrassed: Ohhh... that's probably what they mean.
Chay: 👀
Macau: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *holds up note that reads: I’m very proud of you! Love, Tankhun!*
Porchay: Oh yeah! I didn’t think this was for me. *holds up note that reads: Be good. For the love if God, please be good!*
Chan: I care about all my members equally 😊
Minho with a raised eyebrow of disbelief: We we’re all attacked while you were gone…
Chan: Oh my god, is Felix okay?!
Porsche: What do you call a fast zombie?
Kinn *very confused*: A leaper?
Porsche *excited wiggling*: No but good guess!
Kinn: So what do you call a fast zombie?
Porsche *huge smile*: A Zoombie!
Kinn *shaking his head with a laugh*: Funny 😏
Porsche *with a dramatic pout*: It was fucking hilarious and you know it.
Chay: You know those things will kill you, right?
Kinn, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Porsche, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Kim: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Chay: You are all idiots and I don’t know why I like you 🤦♀️
Tankhun: They are idiots but they’re ours and that’s why we like them.... Plus it’s hilarious to watch them flounder around 😏
Tankhun: I made tea.
Kim: I don’t want tea.
Tankhun: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Kim: Then why are you telling me?
Tankhun: It is a conversation starter.
Kim: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tankhun: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate 😏😘
Porsche watching Kinn and Kim arguing over something petty: How petty can you get?
Tankhun with a smirk: I once had Arm edit a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Tae with a wicked smirk: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kinn: I think you mean cards.
Tae, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
This came to me when I was reading this story:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41975457/chapters/105377409
Pete *holding a bottle*: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Vegas: *chugs entire bottle*
Vegas: It’s perfume.
Porsche: C'mon Tankhun, nobody thinks Chay is my son
Tankhun *turns to the rest of the major and minor families plus their bodyguards*: Put your hand up if you thought Chay was Porsche’s son
Everyone: *Raises their hand*
Porsche: Chay! Put your hand down!
Tae: I actually have a black belt.
Porsche *smiling indulgently*: In what, karate?
Tae *looking at Porsche like he’s lost his mind*: No, from Gucci.
Porsche: Can you keep a secret?
Arm: Do you know anything about my life?
Porsche: No I do not. Good point.
Macau: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Chay: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Kinn *Walking in to a room with Porsche*: Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Vegas *Out of breath*: THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Porsche: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Kinn *sarcastically*: Oh, you’ve been?
Porsche: Once. In Monopoly. It was horrible.
Kinn *one eyebrow raised*: Monopoly?
Porsche: Chay and I used to play.
Kinn: Used to?
Porsche: Yeah, Chay refuses to play with me any more. He claims that I cheat!
Kinn: Do you?
Porsche: No!
Porsche: I just play by the unwritten rules 😏
Porsche : I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Kinn: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Porsche: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Kinn: No.
Porsche: 🥺
Kinn: Don’t get me wrong, you are definitely gorgeous enough to be a God.
Porsche: 🥰☺️
Porsche: ....but?
Kinn: But if you put yourself in danger just to try and prove that you’re God I will tie you up and never letting you go.
Porsche *sliding up to Kinn with a sexy smirk*: Is that a threat or an incentive? 😏