SDP - Darkus & Eris

Welcome, delicious friends, and hello from the other side! Creator Darkus and Jester Eris are here! Ask us anything, and we'll try to answer! However, make sure your asks are PG-13, and keep your criticisms constructive!

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Every time I write any kind of "not quite anonymous" letter for Ask Ace Attorney, it feels just wrong not to come up with a punny pseudonym.

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Item: A Recipe Book Rarity: ⏶ Common

Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Hard to say, there are a LOT of options for me to pick from. Heavy runners up include Ambrosia from The Sims, Yeto's soup from Twilight Princess, Avesmingo Ice Cream from Starbound, and so on.

If I had to pick just one... hm... Golden Delight from Terraria. I imagine those golden worms must taste amazing if it gives the same boost as Bacon but twice as long.

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i am good at snake i think

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Maya - Connection

— Connection — a story of Maya, the vagrant Terror flashed through her mind as she fended off a swarm of insectoid creatures with tentacle-l

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I don't know why I made this.

morphine administered

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I have not been on this website for a really long time.

Things have changed. I've changed.

But hey, that's how life goes, right?

Just remember to be your best self and think about the good times.

yes even if there weren't any actual good times

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No. I won't do it.

…? What, are you an idiot? Don't you want to see what's out there? What, are you scared of the possibilities? Do you really want to be stuck in a tiny room all the time?!

Just the opposite, actually. I know that this place is a bit lonely once you know it all. But… I refuse to hurt another SOUL!

Wh-- how did…?

I refuse to RESET! I refuse to inflict any more pain! From now on, I'm moving forward!

How are--?!

And YOU…

…!

…are not…

Stop…!

…going to change my mind!

STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!

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Second Nature

"Send in MaxTac, we've got us a cyber--"

The officer was cut off. A second had passed. He was on the ground, bleeding. He was just calling for backup a second ago. He looked up, and saw the burning wreckage of the car he was taking cover behind. He coughed, and saw crimson when he opened his eyes to the ground.

Just between him and the wreckage was… a girl. Not a child, but not an adult either. She was laughing, black pigtails caught in the wind. She weaved past bullets like it was second nature. He looked around, seeing squads from other departments attempting to hold her off, and his own squad motionless around his ever-growing pool of crimson.

…And then he heard it. The familiar alarm noise of a MaxTac transport. A squad of four-- no, twelve dropped out. He breathed a sigh of relief. It would be over soon. But then, he noticed the girl's back, through her tattered clothing. He saw the girl's cyberware, recognizing it, and his breath suddenly went still. Everything went still. …A second had passed.

The next thing he knew, the entire circle of armed men and women around the girl was cut in half, in mid-air. The sound of explosions had stopped, replaced only with roaring flames. The girl was in a pose akin to that taken by ballerinas after a particularly strenuous spin. A smile was on her face. She was staring straight at him.

As the bodies dropped, and the street was caked in crimson and milky white, the girl took one step, then another. The officer found himself face-to-face, wishing for an end to this chaos. She held him by the chin.

"…Nighty night," he heard whispered in his ear.

A second had passed. His wish was granted.

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This post is useless. I just did it on a whim.

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I made a biiiit of art, including a revamped version of Darkus. And then I forgot to post it.

Whoops.

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Life is an infinity-course meal, and each moment we have are the entrees. Sometimes it's bitter and dry. Sometimes it's creamy and sweet. And sometimes, there's an overload of salt. But all that flavor is just how life goes.

Enjoy your meals.

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A bit late posting on this end, but here’s Diana. Decided to draw some evergreens from Don’t Starve in the background.

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Plus. Minus. Plus. Minus. Plus. Minus. Plus. Minus.

Get out of my head.