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hey! welcome 2 my account

matching with my glorious platonic wife @sicklysweetlylove !!!!!!

u can call me miya

i go by she/her ,im turkish and also aroace

im a jirai(NO SHIT)

recovering/sensitive people are recommended 2 stay away because there will be mentions of SH, EDS, SUICIDE/SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, HYPERSEXUALITY and just generally not okay stuff

dni if ur an old man please.

strawpage here PLEASE send stuff

anons: ♦, spooky anon

#jiraiblogging #jirai lifestyle #landmine jirai #jirai kei #jiraiblr #intro post

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sug4r-b1izzard

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^ @reaper8394

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sug4r-b1izzard

HOW DO U KEEP GETTING T WORDED IM SOBBING

My aura is too powerful.

My sweetness is just too sweet.

Bitches are just jealous.

Normal things!!

t1r4m1su

Sometimes when I open my moots pages and look through it I'll audibly say "oomf losing their fucking mind"/loving . does anyone think this with me

sug4r-b1izzard

Throws this Ville picture at you then runs away laughing maniacally>:)

Ah? Ah!?

Yeowch . . . It hit my nose . . .

darling-nana

kindly hands you this picture and bolts away

t1r4m1su

Okay everyone !! I am going to bed !! Make sure to send me a bunch of sweet asks declaring your love !!

sug4r-b1izzard

Send lots and lots of asks to Bede!! Our favorite magical girl!!

sug4r-b1izzard

Out of everything I could possibly need reminders for . . . It's hygiene . . .

Eeeheehhaahh I don't need reminders, actually. I just need the motivation to do it which is even more pathetic of me.

I understand people having a lack of motivation, but how could it possibly be so hard for me?? I don't bed rot, I go to school as often as I can, I'm not truly struggling with anything.

sug4r-b1izzard

im in a mood to annoy people ;

Skibidi toilet ended my five year long relationship.

So to give a little background info, I love watching youtube shorts, I binge watch them. On average, I spend about 8 hours daily watching shorts, it's my guilty pleasure. No one knows about this, as I keep it a good secret. One day, when I was meant to be at school, I was watching some shorts. My mum came in and was shocked. So she didn't see what I was doing, I hid my phone under my pillow and told her to leave because I was having a WANK. I got away with it, but the same day, I was around my GF's house, and we were watching a movie. I was watching shorts the whole time, and I was so sneaky, she didn't notice. She was trying to make advances on me and she put her hand on my thigh. I didn't think much of it and kept scrolling. She noticed that I was watching youtube shorts when I was watching ''skibidi toilet 58 (fanmade)'' and suddenly my phone's volume went up to the maximum out of nowhere . She immediately took her hand off of my thigh and screamed ''ARE YOU WATCHING FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET?!'', I'm currently sitting on her porch, bawling my fucking eyes out. I'm not sure if I'll ever recover from this, but atleast I have youtube shorts.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Is my favorite copy pasta!!

darling-nana

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MISSION Company/Board LGS - 2026*

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പി.എസ്.സി. തുടക്കക്കാർക്കും ഈ ബാച്ചിൽ ജോയിൻ ചെയ്യാം.

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