Turtledove

she/he call me Turtle or Aspen :3 my fandoms include: Six of Crows, a Good Girl's Guide to Murder, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Murder Most Unladylike, The Sunbearer Trials, Pokemon, The Magic Faraway Tree, the Iliad and the Odyssey, #ICEOUT

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me when Mutual reblogs my post

[darling-turtledove]

my brother’s stupid fuckass friend ruined the eclipse for everyone

he and my brother and my sister’s friend kept purposefully annoying me until I was so overwhelmed and overstimulated that I almost had a panic attack and my parents said we should leave

[darling-turtledove]

urh I’m going to explode

my mum came over to me and said I need to eat no matter if I’m upset or not

and then she said it’s not my brother’s friend’s fault that he kept purposefully annoying me as much as he could, because he has adhd

and it’s not his fault he has adhd

its not my fault I’m fucking autistic but of course that doesn’t matter

[darling-turtledove]

my brother’s stupid fuckass friend ruined the eclipse for everyone

he and my brother and my sister’s friend kept purposefully annoying me until I was so overwhelmed and overstimulated that I almost had a panic attack and my parents said we should leave

[darling-turtledove]

debating on wether I should tell my irl friends I would like to be called Aspen

my given name is so feminine it makes me feel ill and I know I could trust my two best friends to not tell anyone of if I told them not to

my other friends too, but those are the ones I’m closest with

[darling-turtledove]

maybe my gender isn’t as fluid as I thought if my idea of a girl day is just a day when I don’t feel like being sick at the idea of being perceived as a girl

[darling-turtledove]

this cat is gonna be a Yelena Belova fan wether she likes it or not

[darling-turtledove]

grrr I’m so frustrated

I’m feeling way more masculine today but I’m on my period and my “name” is so feminine the sound of it makes me feel sick

but I haven’t even told anyone irl my preferred name because it would feel awkward and I’m too shy

[darling-turtledove]

remind me to never try playing Yu-Gi-Oh! ever again

my brain hurts

[darling-turtledove]

my new dnd campaign is:

a man made of bread

aura farming doctor doom

and an actual functioning rogue (me)

[darling-turtledove]

bread man killed a guy who was the brother in law of every town guard and got us all knocked out and put in jail

[darling-turtledove]

my new dnd campaign is:

a man made of bread

aura farming doctor doom

and an actual functioning rogue (me)

[darling-turtledove]

my friend’s copy of the Odyssey has a typo so instead of “you fool!” it says “you food!”

[darling-turtledove]

my parents are making me go to some board game summer scheme, with things like dnd and stuff, that I do NOT want to go to but the other option was athletics

the poster is ai and theres only like three other people going

it starts tomorrow wish me luck

[mintchipped]

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[darling-turtledove]

i just watched the new Spider Man movie and !!! I didn’t know my girl Yelena fucking Belova was gonna be there !!! akbsvahajsjavwjowbr I love her I love her I love her

[darling-turtledove]

Irish people try not to label everything that they don’t understand and even slightly dislike as “pagan” challenge level impossible

[darling-turtledove]

another weird nonsense neurotypical rule has been discovered by me

so my friend came over yesterday and it was pretty late, like some people would have had dinner but it would be too early to have dinner for other people, so I said to my mum “I’ll ask C if they’ve already had dinner” and she FREAKED OUT about how rude that was and told me to never ask anyone coming over that ever and said it was so so so impolite

what

apparently it implies “that you don’t want to give them dinner and you hope they’ve had it already”

anyways I’m never gonna follow this rule ever

[darling-turtledove]

M is two apples tall and C is three apples tall and I am four apples tall so I’m the tallest :)