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skookumthesamoyed

I want to go where the duckies are

c0ffeekitten

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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lord-kitschener

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

sleepysmilesamirite

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

capricornian

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.

nubocorvi

boobies are great

tinsnip

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

gwengrimm

This is what tumbler was made for

thegreenwolf

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated

I love this

ogress

that is one huge pecker you got there

I’m not

bguiles

Don’t forget a little pussy

Originally posted by traces-of-a-smile

regvetdream

YES.

darlingadelaide

Is this the reason why porn blogs follow me constantly?

ponchizs

Because I’ll always be with you. That’s my promise.

For @namiiswan♥

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Levi Ackerman Wallpapers [540 x 960]

like/reblog if you use them.No needs to credit :)

ssomebackgrounds

highiord

if you ever feel awkward about something you say just remember that one time jamie benn was asked who his dream date would be with and he answered “uhh, that’s a tough one. my mom.” and you just don’t come back from that

rightinthefeelsss

http://bit.ly/1vV2gaN the very awkward interview

benn-bros-and-hockey-hoes

THANK YOUUUUU!

foumiedye-deactivated20210531

tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold

like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo

tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off

so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0

never thought about this before but now it’s obvious

although like i hope they’ve actually improved cooling tech by the time they’re building androids bc my laptop can actually get so hot it makes THE ROOM hot and it’s only the size of a laptop so potentially an android who was thinking very hard would be a veritable furnace

think too hard, overheat, faint

fainting couches for androids omg

notcuddles

Fainting couches for androids is the best possible thing

ceruleancynic

file under things i didn’t know i needed in my life

roachpatrol

humans who carry around those chemical freeze-packs in case they need something to drape across their friend’s fevered brow

humans who insist on holding a parasol for their robot friend on sunny days

a robot draping herself over a fainting couch in distress and a bunch of worried humans mobbing up to fuss and fan her and bring her some cool water and pat her hand and gallantly offer to beat up whatever alarmed her

too cute

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Okay guys and gals I like where ur going but I think we’ve glossed over something with real potential.

Androids blushing

A human calls their android friend cute and then they look flustered and you hear their cooling fans kick into high gear

A human plants a little kiss on their cheek and they turn red hot (literally) from embarrassment

“Brr, it’s friggin cold in here.”

“Hold on I got this. Hey TX-10 did I tell you you look very pretty today?”

The room temp rises a couple degrees as TX-10 tries to hide their blushing.

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yES THANK U FOR ADDING THIS TO MY POST

dancercoder

YES YES YES YES this is the content I want from my Tumblr

neraiutsuze

okay but also consider this

robots attracting cats like catnip every time they stop moving for more than a few minutes

robot sits down for ten minutes, is immediately a cat pillow

halfheartedly protesting to their human friends that they have tasks to do and being informed that no, their priority one override task is now to be a cat pillow, sorry friend that’s just how this works

doomy

just-shower-thoughts

Being on the internet is kind of like playing Animal Crossing. There’s no objective, but you find a way to keep yourself busy doing random pointless stuff

archaeologicalnews

What's a Vomitorium?

As far as pop culture is concerned, a vomitorium is a room where ancient Romans went to throw up lavish meals so they could return to the table and feast some more. It’s a striking illustration of gluttony and waste, and one that makes its way into modern texts. Suzanne Collins’ “The Hunger Games” series, for example, alludes to vomitoriums when the lavish inhabitants of the Capitol — all with Latin names like Flavia and Octavia —imbibe a drink to make them vomit at parties so they can gorge themselves on more calories than citizens in the surrounding districts would see in months.

But the real story behind vomitoriums is much less disgusting. Actual ancient Romans did love food and drink. But even the wealthiest did not have special rooms for purging. To Romans, vomitoriums were the entrances/exits in stadiums or theaters, so dubbed by a fifth-century writer because of the way they’d spew crowds out into the streets. Read more.