Vorkosigan Saga re-read, two favorite bits/banger quotes per book
The Warrior's Apprentice // The Mountains of Mourning // The Vor Game
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Vorkosigan Saga re-read, two favorite bits/banger quotes per book
The Warrior's Apprentice // The Mountains of Mourning // The Vor Game
Brothers in Arms
Just finished Brothers in Arms and AHHHHHHH IT'S SO GOOD. An incomplete (due to So Many Things) and disordered (due to excited flailing) list of things I love about this book:
-- that LMB is the kind of writer who uses words like wight and swive in a sci-fi novel
-- that Himbo Cousin Ivan is the hostage! Himbo Cousin Ivan makes an excellent damsel tied to the railroad tracks. so good.
-- Duv Galeni coping with grief through nigh-superhuman violence (I wanna see him again asap)
-- the fact that one of Miles' most far-fetched lies yet turns out to be an actual far-fetched plot that is occurring
-- the fact that said far-fetched lie throws otherwise perceptive people off the scent of the actual plot (Miles losing at winning again, womp womp)
-- Miles and Mark reading one another for filth over and over again from grand plans to the minutest gestures and both being salty about it for different reasons
-- the part where Miles manically recites all of Richard III to thwart truth drugs (choice of play is on the nose annnd I love it sooo much... also it's a minor miracle that this is Miles' first go with fast penta)
-- Miles' continued preference for tall stronk women (well done, short king.)
-- Elli Quinn's "Gods, I've fallen in love with a man who thinks he's an onion."
-- Elli Quinn's summary refusal of Miles' proposal of marriage
-- Elli Quinn's enthusiastic consent immediately thereafter to be Miles' Bodyguard with Benefits
-- Elli Quinn's saving evvverybody's asses and possibly averting millions of deaths by being extremely competent at what was supposed to be a mundane task, that Miles forgot he even told her to do
-- Elli Quinn's whole deal tbh
-- the fact that even though Cordelia is physically worlds away she is present in this book in a Deep Spiritual Sense: "My mother's theology actually... persons before principles."
-- "Yeah, invisible, like air. If it disappeared you'd hardly miss it. Till the next time you came to inhale." (!!!!!!!!!)
-- "He yields to logic. My mother is one of the few people I know who has almost completely conquered the will to be stupid."
-- "MILES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR BABY BROTHER??" (I neeeeeeed to see Cordelia and Mark meet! aaaaghghgh)
-- the fact that Commodore Tung spends the entire novel in Brazil eating Mu Shu pork, having amorous adventures, and presumably drinking fancy little drinks with umbrellas in them
it's kind of hot when someone is horny because of how easy it is to convince them to do things they wouldn't normally do.
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.
i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject
OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia
it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage
this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen
the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.
anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol
Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.
I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.
i love that game changer has gained a resident stenographer, adult performer, and kink therapist through its 8 seasons
Sorry but it's not complete without...
A doll is "it" because it is an inanimate object
But a very special object can sometimes be attributed personhood.
"It" is a doll. "She" is my doll.
being put to sleep
⢠Sleep can function as mental bondage. If you're asleep and can't be easily woken, you're completely helpless and vulnerable. If you're sufficiently drowsy and out of it, you're still basically helpless, but with the added bonus of potentially being somewhat aware of what's happening.
⢠The many ways to be forced to sleep -- surgical drugs, chloroform rags, hypnosis, sleeping spells and potions, tranquilizer darts, hidden sedatives in food or drink...
⢠The onset of sleep can be quick, barely giving you time to react before you're out, or so gradual you won't even realize what's happening until it's too late (and everything in-between).
⢠Uncertainty -- being put to sleep against your will, not knowing what will happen to you while you're defenseless. Being carried away as you fall asleep, not knowing where you'll be when you wake.
⢠The fight to stay awake, because it feels like something you should be able to fight, to overcome with enough willpower, but...
⢠The inevitability of being put to sleep. You might not feel the effects of the drugs or magic right now, you might feel wide awake, but sleep will be coming for you.
⢠Heavy eyelids fluttering and straining to stay open, drooping and closing all by themselves.
⢠Confusion and disorientation as the drowsiness sets in.
⢠Floating in and out of consciousness, perhaps just able to hear people discuss you or feel them handling you.
⢠Deep hypnotic sleep where your conscious mind is shut down and your subconscious is utterly vulnerable to suggestion.
⢠Glassy, dazed eyes with nothing behind them -- your eyes might still be open, but you're still fast asleep.
⢠Sleepwalking, wandering around in a trance, unaware of your surroundings -- or perhaps your sleeping mind is following someone else's commands...
⢠Memory gaps and not knowing what happened while you were sleeping.
(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful
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Oblivious
Train me to be oblivious of what Iām doing. Make me totally unaware of my hands on my body. Trigger me to touch on command.
If you see me sat at my desk working, all you have to say is āRubā and a hand shoots between my legs and edges me non-stop; killing all productivity I had and forcing me to crawl to you to bring me some kind of relief, still confused as to why Iām so horny and cursing myself for being so scatterbrained.
Anytime I try and start a conversation with you, all you have to say is āCirclesā and my hands jump to my nipples and begin to rub. The pleasure slowly building making my brain fuzzy and my thoughts wander. All the while Iām losing track of what I was saying making me need you to keep me on topic to get my words out between my soft moans before mind turns to mush and I melt into your arms.
Make me horny, weak and needy just at the smallest word.
lae'zel is not immune to the owlcub
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HOLY SHIT WHAT???
Here, below, is the press release I sent out today to explain what I did and why.
Since I canāt afford to sue DC, to force them to live up to the letter and the spirit of our long-time agreements; since even winning such a suit would take ridiculous amounts of money out of my pocket and years out of my life (Iām 67 years old, and donāt have the years to spare), Iāve decided to take a different approach, and fight them in a different arena, inspired by the principles of asymmetric warfare. The one thing in our contract the DC lawyers canāt contest, or reinterpret to their own benefit, is that I am the sole owner of the intellectual property. I can sell it or give it away to whomever I want. I chose to give it away to everyone. If I couldnāt prevent Fables from falling into bad hands, at least this is a way I can arrange that it also falls into many good hands. Since I truly believe there are still more good people in the world than bad ones, I count it as a form of victory.
I first read āif you were lazy you would be having funā on your blog and it has genuinely been a life-changing piece of advice for me and my friends - Iāve said it to like four of my other executive dysfunction judies and without fail it earns a ten second silence followed by a single revelatory āfuckā
My dad and I actually ran into the speech language pathologist who told me that over 20 years ago at a town hall a few months backāshe is retired now, but still advocating for disabled students at IEP meetings and being a nuisance to school administrators. I thanked her for everything, and she was delighted to hear that I was passing her words along to other people who needed to hear them!
w. wait fuck. this is the first time I've heard this. hold on I need to sit down. I need a second. this shatters my worldview just a little bit h. hold on