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Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending
You probably know this but shitpost ruining fun fact for anybody who doesn’t:
When the play first was performed, JM Barrie et al were so concerned this might happen that they instructed the orchestra to drop their instruments and clap at this point, just in case
I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed
Peter Pan edited by Anne Hiebert Alton (2011)
(sorry to interrupt joke post but) this is true!
Children not clapping did happen too, (and some were even expected to have hissed, which was later written into the 1928 playscript and 1911 novel). But my all time favourite anecdote about it is from Pauline Chase (who played Peter)'s intro to Peter Pan's Post Bag 1909:
Children love to clap their hands at the play because then they feel that they are really part of it, and you can see them holding their hands poised ready to seize an opportunity. Their great chance is when I ask them to clap their hands if they believe in fairies, and so save Tink's life. But they are very wrathful if any one claps who has the reputation of being a cynic, and once there was quite an uproar in the front row of the dress circle because of a girl who clapped. Those about her pulled down her arms angrily. "How dare you clap," they cried, "when you know you don't believe in fairies!" There was one dreadfully hard-hearted little boy who came to the theatre not to clap. That was his object for coming, and he came round "behind" to tell me so in the middle of the play. His teeth were firm set. "I won't clap," he said doggedly; "I'm not going to clap." And when the time came he didn't clap; above the clapping of all the others I could hear him shouting from a box, "Peter, I'm not clapping."
(Tink was revived each time anyway)
I am a certified hater of audience participation but let me tell you, it is almost impossible not to clap during this scene. Even as a full grown adult.
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It’s 🤪Wacky Weekend🩵this weekend the Nostalgia could come from almost any decade!
I was a total freak and would watch this every pledge drive, every time it came on KCET. My friends, my boyfriend at the time, all made fun of me. But I hated going out. Rather stay home with my mom and watch this for the 15th time.
i have absolutely no idea what Militant Mary is supposed to be wearing. my best guess is the black dog ear things are supposed to be a big floppy ribbon, and the square garment and gangly legs are referring to children's outfits of the time to emphasize the rising hemlines and the youth of the suffragettes, and the sort of impressionistic shape of the dress is gesturing to the lack of a corset. in the image above she is depicted sitting, which shows us the tunic she's wearing is supposed to be about knee-length. it reminds me both of children's short dresses of the time, as well as some of the more advaned liberated fashion that you can see some traces of here and there (but was not being worn by normal people)
adult women of the time, even suffragettes, were almost universally in long skirts, and the more radical types were wearing culottes or harem pants like this:
Emilie Floge who inspired Klimt was making this big kaftan pieces at the time, but nothing short as far as i can find
so im puzzled about the sartorial reference Militant Mary is making, because the artist was a woman and she was referencing something specific, not a specific garment, i mean a silhouette that would have been identifiable to her readership the same way what Cathy wears is identifiable to us as the various clothes it is supposed to be
so my best guess on this is that Mary is supposed to be a little girl, under the age of 12 probably
OK maybe you're the person to ask here: in the 1870s, if a 11-year old girl from a wealthy family was rebellious and outdoorsy, like shooting and trapping and spitting chaw in the dust, what would she be wearing? It's tempting to just say breeches but I don't know where she'd get them, and that seems anachronistic. If it were today she'd be wearing camo cargo shorts and an ALICE rig, but what's the most burly & rough & tumble outfit her parents would let her wear when leaving the house? She might have other clothes stashed away just off the estate grounds, bandolier and big hat and maybe a poncho, but what would she be wearing that she would let her run and climb and take potshots at passing paddle wheeler traffic on the Mississippi? She had an older brother that she steals from on the reg, so maybe his cast-offs?
one of the major misapprehensions of modern people is that wearing heeled boots, stockings, long skirts and a corset stopped women from doing any of those things in western europe and the american colonies in the 1800s. women were doing back-breaking field labor and carrying 50 lbs of laundry up and down the stairs all day in those outfits. they worked as farriers, blacksmiths, and farmers. rich women rode horses and went hunting in those outfits. Mary Kingsley hiked on foot all over Africa in boots corset, petticoats and bustle and she makes note of it in her writing which ***I*** then made a note of because it struck me as completely insane. but it just wasnt a big deal apparently!
At age 11 she should be transitioning from the short white puffy dress of childhood to the tween longer dress and possibly have smaller grownup clothes already, it depends on the specifics of her region and social clique of her parents etc. the girl in the purple sash is about 11 in the series of three girls i posted above, and the other two are a toddelr and about 5 respectively. she would be out in the woods in normal clothes for her gender and location and really not noticing them at all. likely she would have a sensible "day dress" made of wool tweed or a similar fabric. it would look like an adult woman's dress but be shorter and not as corseted, but she would likely already have a corset (not for tightlacing, just as underwear). she would have buttoned or laced leather boots with a low heel, and wool or silk stockings, and she would have various outdoor toys like lawn tennis equipment, balls, butterfly nets, and probably archery and shooting gear as well.
one of the big anachronisms of modern writers writing about historical women is making a big deal out of how horrible and burdensome the corset and petticoats and skirts and blah blah were, when really it just wasnt regarded in that way. an 11 year old girl who lived in 1870s america and had money would not consider wearing her brother's clothes liberatory or rebellious, she would mostly not care or just find it weird. why do we know this? because women were writing plenty of books and letters and diaries at the time. there are surviving complaints about the clothing but not nearly to the extent it is depicted in modern media, because for the most part they just werent in the way that much.
im not saying the standard usa-euro women's garments of the time werent restrictive, they definitely had issues (mostly related to drowning), but the way a modern person FEELS when suddenly laced into a badly-fitted commercially-produced costume corset and floor length skirts for the first time (like youre being strangled and killed) is not how Lizzie the housemaid felt when she got up every morning and put on the corset that had been heat-molded to her body over a period of ten years. she wasnt tightlacing down for a ball or for a portrait, she was just putting on a basic bra and making beds for four hours, you know. a closer equivalency would be to a broken-in pair of snug jeans, or a flight attendant's pantyhose. like yeah it's harder to step over a waist-high fence in those things than in sweats, but youve learned to work around it, and the compression they provide can help you stay on your feet all day
annie oakley in a performance getup and captain jack (not a performer), both historical personages. in the photos of captain jack including this one its notable that she is visibly corseted (60 year old women's boobs dont stay in that position without support). she really doesnt need to be, shes a thousand years old and lives in a mining camp and walks donkeys all day, shes not wearing a corset to impress anyone, its clearly just something she's wearing by choice. annie looks uncorseted here but was corseted in other photos, she was both an actual sharpshooter irl AND a stage performer so her outfit is sort of half and half bullshit and real
split riding skirts were available, but im not sure anyone would bother making them for an 11 year old who would already have a short skirt on
oh my god!!! i FORGOT my SHIRT!! and now my titties are just out for all to see! oh no! oh heavens!!! sorry i decided too late that this was too important to keep in the tags. is anyone reading your story going to care about this? no, im the only person you know who would even noticed it was an "error", i just wanted to share the fun thing about "bifurcated girls" and also contextualize exactly why the specific scenario of "borrowing brother's clothes" would be historically considered in the real world a dicey proposition. its because this was on the front page of porn hub
hooray daddy is fucking dead! lets raid his wardrobe before that old bitch comes back from the sanitorium!!
i think the double entendre here is both that the other girls ALSO wear pants so they can do some bossing, but likewise that when girls are not wearing a bustle and eight petticoats you can spank their bottoms directly :o its REALLY funny how porn captions have literally not changed in over 100 years
Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’
Some of my favorite clownfish hosts
My favourite Adrian headcanon is that they're a biologist/zoologist who has seen so much shit, they're completely unphased by any and every alien habit of Grace's.
I mean full-on khaki-shorts-wearing, traversing-wilderness-with-nothin'-but-a-machete Adrian who yoinks snakes outta trees and pets swamp puppies and will unflinchingly dig around in elephant faeces for signs of a rare parasitic tapeworm if needed.
Oh, humans eat socially? No problem, Adrian has observed many many animals eat. Did you know that an obscure species of small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid also eats socially? Adrian can give you a not-so-short presentation on them.
Oh, the human has no external carapace and so its internal sounds are absurdly loud, wet and off-putting? No problem, Adrian was just conducting an expedition last month researching the incredible eridian animal, the Wet Loud Worm from the south-east region of Wet Loud Wormland. They're desensitised, it's fine.
Oh, Grace leaks often from many orifices and it can be a bit of a learning curve to get used to? No problem for Adrian, see Wet Loud Worm paragraph again!
Meanwhile, Rocky is bewildered as to how he's managed to third-wheel both of his relationships, because both Adrian and Grace are nerds who nerd out about things, and Adrian is shaking in their carapace with enthusiasm to learn more about human culture and biology, not to mention everything about earth animals. And yeah, sure, Grace might be a molecular biologist, but he'll be damned if he'll pass up an opportunity to learn about alien fauna from a fellow scientist, and yes, Adrian, he'd love to hear about the small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid, and he's so excited to learn more about the Wet Loud Worm, do go on.
#zoologist adrian would be absolutely captivated by the concept of Plants. erid doesn't have those#you mean your atmosphere is so clear your entire planet has ground level sunlight and there's an entire subsection of life#defined by their ability to turn it into energy... because the rest of it DOESN'T? sure you synthetize vitamin d out of it#but that's nothing#saviour grace why don't you photosynthesize question? skill issue question?