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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

"why there all the communist countries are always dictatorships? why there are not communist democracies?"

Why, you voted for a communist government? Sure, sure, heeeere comes Kissinger with a steel chair!

Like, folks, I'm joking about it, but this is

LITERALLY

what have happened to every single country in the world that have voted for a government who has tried to implement socialism.

Let's see:

Costa Rica (1948)

Syria (1949)

Guatemala (1952)

Iran (1953)

Cambodia (1959)

Congo (1960)

Brazil (1964)

Chile (1970)

...

honestly I'm getting tired of selecting which ones were about removing a socialist goverment from this list, you can take a look at the entire thing here:

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This is why "America is a beacon of freedom and democracy for the rest of the world!" is a ridiculous lie. Many of the dictatorships came about either because USA directly supported the dictator in some way, or because an existing more democratic government was destroyed by the USA, causing a sudden power vacuum and instability which frequently leads to dictatorships.

nyctoheart

movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

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if it were me having to repeat my dead father’s instructions on destroying the death star:

cyberphuck

I was in a college psych class, and the teacher was doing some kind of exercise about memory, patterns, and retention. He began with, “for instance, if I asked you what number the first letter of your name is in the alphabet, you wouldn’t be able to tell me right aw–” “Ten,” I said. “What?” “J. J is ten,” I said again. He stared at me. “I happened to learn it while looking at the alphabet when I was five or six, and it just stayed in my brain,” I told him. Then we did an exercise on retention. “I’m going to tell you a story,” he said, “and then I’m going to send you out of the room for five minutes, and when you come back, you have to repeat as much of the story back to me as possible.” He told me a long and meandering story with no plot or structure, just a random series of events, place names, actions, etc. Then he sent me out of the room. I looked at the wall for a while. He called me back in five minutes later, stood me up in front of the class, and asked me to repeat “just as much of the story as you remember.” Apparently while I’d been gone he’d been telling the class about how eyewitness accounts aren’t reliable because people don’t remember things well after a certain period of time. So I told his story back to him– not verbatim, but certain phrases were exact– and watched the consternation in his face as I accidentally blew up his (valid! and extensively studied!) lesson about how bad people’s retention is. “It’s like a song,” I tried to explain to him, and the class. “Or a poem. Every part of the story has a little tag to remember it. I looked at the chalkboard while you were saying this part. My leg itched while you were saying that part. A chair squeaked during the next part. Then I just have to come back and go over all the sensations that I had while you were” “Sit down,” he said. I sat. Turns out I’m Autisms Georg adn should not have been counted

underthehedge

ADHD version: A friend asked, on a field trip, why I knew the scientific name for Caltha palustris, “Well, we did that [one week long] field ID course [three years previously] and we saw it in one of the bogs”.

This, I was informed, is very much not a normal reason to remember the scientific name of a plant for the rest of your life.

It took me five whole years to learn when my partner’s birthday is.

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that-house

In the Pokémon world this constitutes a new type of guy

cannibalcaprine2

people probably arent gonna remember all 905 pokemon nor learn about all 905

lastoneout

has the person who made those tags not seen how many subreddits there are to help people identify bugs and animals and stuff??

Anyway I’d kill to see the pokemon version that guy holding a tarantula hawk or the other one with the blue ringed octopus that sounds amazing

blueberrycrepe

Consider-

Picture of a man holding a Spoink in his hands: I found this little guy in the forest! Doesn’t look native to Galar. What kind of Pokémon is this?

The comments: ITS HEART ISNT BEATING PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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Fret not dear heart, let not them hear The mutterings of all your fears, the fluttering of all your wings

Kind of obsessed with Jaskier and the songs from ‘the Horror and the Wild.’ Enough to make a tumblr for it, at least.

the witcher fandom really be out there single handedly bringing back songfics and i think that's very sexy of us

#god i remember the songfics on fanfic.net #the witcher #the amazing devil #aka half of this fandoms fic or chapter titles #and im including myself in there because have you listened to them? incredible

What's your ao3, I'd love to find the dad fic when it comes out!

it has come out! the first chapter at least, second one should be up soon once i’ve sorted through some stuff, i’m under the same name, added a link to it in both my navigation and bio for mobile users, and a special link to anything to do with alfred but otherwise the fic is here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24005167/chapters/57748048

#alfred pankratz #multifacetedfangirl

Who do you think should play Alfred? Im leaning towards Colin Firth

ooh colin firth does have really good dad and daddy energy but when i was writing i was imagining avan jogia aka beck from victorious but with curly poofy hair

like him as beck is peak twink alfred when he was young and a student and also beck’s ‘well this is happening’ and then age him up to what avan jogia looks like now but minus the beard

#alfred pankratz #Anonymous

That moment when someone on tumblr says it's 1am where they are and you're like "wait,, it's 1am here!!!" Anyway I know where you live now

ehhh both of our sleep schedules are screwy! *i come from a land down under plays*

#Anonymous

its like 1am where i live and im an idiot who doesnt really understand how themes work

if u see my blog change appearance like 4 different times just avert ur eyes pls

#also im like slighty tipsy?#we got reports back and honey i am lowkey failing school #do not worry my american friends in australia the drinking age is 18 and i am 18

hey guys! thanks to everyone who’s followed recently, i love every single one of you and i’m amazed that 500 of you find me interesting enough to follow. i’ve kinda been dead for a few weeks, real life is just shit right now with a family emergency and me being close to my final high school exams. I see all of you giving my posts love though and those very sweet people in my replies and inbox, i owe you my soul for giving me so much serotonin. I’m gonna answer some asks and update my fic soon! maybe a theme change as well!

#i am resisiting the urge to tack on an owo #but yeah thanks and im glad i can escape from the hellscape outside here