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𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. 𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐢𝗺. 𝗺𝐚𝐥𝐞.

4𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐛𝐝𝐚𝐲: 𝐝𝐞𝐜 8.

𝐛𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐰/ 𝗺𝐚𝐬𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.

𝐝𝐞𝗺𝐢𝐫𝗼𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜/𝐝𝐞𝗺𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥.

𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝗼𝐧, 𝐀𝐃𝐇𝐃, 𝐚𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲, 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐬𝗺. 𝗺𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭, 𝗼𝐟 𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐧𝗼𝐭 100% 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞.

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝗼𝐠.

𝐠𝗼𝐭𝐡, 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝗺𝐛𝗼𝐲. 𝐢𝗺 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐮𝗺𝐢𝗺𝐢 𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲. 𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰, 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬. 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝗼𝐟 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝.

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝗺𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐩𝗼𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲, 𝗺𝗼𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐲, 𝗺𝗼𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐫𝐲, 𝗺𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝗼𝐥𝗼𝐠𝐲, 𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝗼𝗺𝐚𝐬𝗼𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬𝗺, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝗼𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝗼𝐧, 𝐠𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭, 𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝗼𝐬𝗼𝐩𝐡𝐲, 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝗺𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝗼𝐝𝐲, 𝐞𝐯𝗼𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝗺𝐞 𝐲𝐚𝐩 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭. 𝐝𝗼𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝗼 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝗺𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐢 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠!

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂: 𝐊𝗼𝐫𝐧, 𝐌𝗼𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞, 𝐊𝐌𝐅𝐃𝐌, 𝐀 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐞, 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐅𝐥𝗼𝐲𝐝, 𝐒𝗼𝐮𝐥 𝐂𝗼𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝗼𝗼𝐫𝐬, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚, 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝗼𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲, 𝐓𝗼𝗼𝐥, 𝐁𝐚𝐮𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐬, 𝐒𝐢𝗼𝐮𝐱𝐬𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝗺𝐮𝐬, 𝐋𝐞𝐝 𝐙𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧, 𝐕𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝗺𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐉𝐢𝗺𝐢 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐱, 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫, 𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐑𝐚𝐝𝐢𝗼𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐲, 𝐑𝗼𝐛 𝐙𝗼𝗺𝐛𝐢𝐞, 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐤𝐚, 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐤𝐢, 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝗼𝐭, 𝐀𝐜𝐢𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐄𝐓𝐂.

𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐑𝗼𝐚𝐝 𝐇𝗼𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐔𝐒𝐀, 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐧, 𝐀 𝐂𝐥𝗼𝐜𝐤𝐰𝗼𝐫𝐤 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞, 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝, 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐏𝗼𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐒𝗼𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐟𝐥𝗼𝐰𝐞𝐫, 𝐁𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐌𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐑𝐮𝗺𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝗼𝐰𝐛𝗼𝐲, 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐓𝐞𝐱, 𝐄𝐓𝐂.

𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 1984, 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝗺𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝗺, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐟𝐥𝗼𝐰𝐞𝐫, 𝐓𝐞𝐱, 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 (,) 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝗼𝐰, 𝐑𝐮𝗺𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐄𝐓𝐂. (𝐓𝐁𝐑 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.)

𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖: 𝐓.𝐑.𝐀.𝐒.𝐇, (𝐡𝐞𝐡 𝐤𝗼𝐫𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐟), 𝐙𝗼𝗼𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚? 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 (𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐮 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭), 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐚𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐬, 𝐠𝗼𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 (𝐝𝗼𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝗼𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝗼 𝗼𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝗺𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐫), 𝐥𝗼𝐥𝐢𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝗼𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐜𝗼𝗺𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝗼𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝, 𝐒𝐇/𝐄𝐃 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝗼-𝐫𝐞𝐜𝗼𝐯, 𝗺𝐝𝐧𝐢 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬, 25+, 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬, 𝐄𝐓𝐂. 𝐝𝗼𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝗼 𝐚𝐬𝐤, 𝐢 𝐝𝗼𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞.

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: 𝐈 𝐚𝗺 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐚 𝗺𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐫. 𝐢 𝐝𝗼 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬. 𝐢 𝐝𝗼 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝗼𝐬. 𝐢 𝐝𝗼 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝗼𝐝. 𝐢 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐞𝐬, 𝐢 𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐞𝐬, 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐚𝐧 𝗼𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐫. 𝐢 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝗼𝗺 𝐛𝗼𝐲𝐬. 𝐢𝗺 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐛. 𝗺𝗼𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝.

𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒: 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭-𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞. 𝐢 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝗼𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝗼. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝗼𝐫. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝗼𝗼𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐟𝐫𝗼𝗺 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝗺𝐢𝐝𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐢 𝐜𝗼𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐢 𝐚𝗺 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐢 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝗼𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝗺𝐲 𝗼𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐝𝗼 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐢𝗺 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝗺 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝗺 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥, 𝐢 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫.

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍:

𝐡𝗼𝐫𝐧𝐛𝐥𝗼𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠:

#parker humps

𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝗼𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠:

#parker whines

𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐛𝐥𝗼𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠:

#parker cries

𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐥𝗼𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠:

#parker barks

𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:

#parker prances

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬: 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐬: 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬: 🍃,💐,🐾

𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬: ♟️,🖤.🩸

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𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝗼𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐟𝗼𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.

(𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝗼𝗺 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭)

[darrelsdog]

i hate how petplay is seen ONLY in sexual light most of the time,, i know its a kink but i LOVE the idea of it just being domestic love,, make me breakfast in my dog bowl, petting me while i sleep, letting me gnaw on your fingers, taking me out for walks, rubbing my tummy when it hurts, ughhhh i NEED it

[darrelsdog]

you're blog is cute, I'm here now

-resident catboy

THANK!!!! hallo!!!

[wh0rerf4n]

People need to stop hurting my friends accidentally or not dawg they’re just tiny little guys they don’t deserve all this nonsense

[darrelsdog]

so sleepy

[kissmebeforecourt]

[softerrsoftestt]

Hole just updated their Spotify…. Rock Star is now correctly named Rock Star (Olympia)

[zombvamp]

Looking cute is so fun when you don’t have a TikTok transmed in your ear telking you you’re ruining the reputation of trans men

[dieforart]

[v1ktorian]

as long as it's not like... blue or pink bro

[nipplesukerr]

I highly dislike when people date someone nearly right after a breakup idk its weird

[snowy-nights-alone]

they mightve all been super toxic to me but at least they talked to me a lot

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[darrelsdog]

the instance where people have been too nervous to talk to me due to intimidation has happened way too much,, im 5 foot nothing and im scared of crossing the street i am NOT a threat guys

[darrelsdog]

cant tell if im tired, horny, or depressed... or all of the above... sigh

[boygorecorpse]

Realizing that i am, in fact, a victim of a predator

[letters-not-opened11]

me

[regulus-cdd-black]

Why does tumblr see me block every single pro endo or radqueer account in existence then suggest I follow user prowilloendoradqueerfreak whose description tells antis to commit suicide

[slumberingponies]

did they rip your diary from your shaking hands and tear it to pieces as you watch the pages fly down around you or are you always this talkative