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[grandparentcore]

they’re living the dream

[wizardonline]

if you are distressed about not receiving a response from someone you'd like to be actively talking to, you have to take a moment. step back from the conversation, put yourself in their shoes. perhaps they're busy with something right now. you have to consider the possibility that maybe they hanging upside down by their ankle. everybody has their own schedule, and sometimes people spend time away from their phone or computer because they are currently suspended from a tree branch by a rope tied around their ankle that they unnoticingly stepped in because it was concealed by a pile of leafs. it's not that they don't want to respond; imagine that they can see their phone screen on the ground below but it's a good few inches out of reach and even if they bounce and flail on the branch their fingertips just can't touch it. sometimes life gets in the way

[knightsf]

[milk336]

He drew a picture for his wife

[whimsicalfairytales]

Yeah no sorry but your boyfriend's positive traits of love and devotion has consumed him and he's been twisted into an obsessive, unrecognizable monster. Yeah, it's permanent, sorry

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[demoncvnt-deactivated20231012]

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

[hotvampireadjacent]

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it

[kushblazer666]

[polishlolita]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cannibalchicken]

[hezenkoss]

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i'm on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self's ability to read a book a day instead

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[numelu]

Some old works 🚬😀👍

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life