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[darthtaoshay]

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘴 mainly 18+ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘥, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.

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₊˚⊹♡His First - Anakin Skywalker

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[ravenwordsx]

on finding love everywhere you look <3

[darthtaoshay]

Having a girlfriend with narcolepsy always keeps things interesting 😅 She had an episode while we were watching movies tonight and woke up so startled that I almost had a heart attack 😭

[0838pm]

WHAT THE

[darthtaoshay]

I got a new tattoo (,:

[darthtaoshay]

The type of family I have is summed up perfectly by what happened tonight. Context: I fucked up and accidental broke a hose off my washer… while it was running. So my basement had enough water for baby ducks to swim in but anyway my parents came out to help me clean up and fix everything.

Me, just finished crying again: I just feel like an idiot.

Mom: You’re fine. I’m going to hug you now but you can’t cry! (Proceeds to hug me, complain I am sticky(mind you hot day and just fought a tiny tsunami), and that I smell like peppermint) 

[iluvfictionalmenugh]

i have NOTHING appropriate to say… i need him so fucking bad

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[buyanewdress]

thinking about. reader in the club hitting on sid or g and then being like oh? bring the other one too. and they’re like. oh. ok. cue scrambling like eager puppies

[darthtaoshay]

Sid AND G?

[darthtaoshay]

No one prepares you for when you lose the 50 year old coworker that you had a father-daughter bond with to ALS on a random Wednesday. The second I got in my car all I’ve done is cry at random times thinking about him. ALS is such a nasty disease 💔

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[desmess]

Pikmiiin pikmi pikmiiin pik-

[darthtaoshay]

Oh no mass effect brain rot is back 😭

[darthtaoshay]

Sold a car that paid half my draw amount… Now I feel I can go to the dispo with no guilt today 🙂‍↕️

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[darthtaoshay]

I thought I’d share my nails because my girl ATE today