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my teams
i just need the stars to win the cup in my (adult) lifetime please.
jeff skinner (beautiful wife) and mason marchment (court jester) you want to be on the same team sooo bad. i want my wives together on one team please. please. please.
tucson roadrunners divorce era since theyre moving out of az soon. DIVORCE POSTPONED FOR NOW OH YEAAAAHHHH.
I love giving out grades so scoring every teams schedule release below
Only scoring teams who put out an actual video and not counting shorts! If itâs not on youtube Iâm not counting it!
Carolina - 0/10 no video. Assume everyone in the org is still busy drinking.
Columbus - 7.5/10 HAH. Grew on me as it went on. Very well executed and the jokes got better as the video went on which i appreciate. Fun one!
New Jersey - 6/10 feels unfair to watch it after cbj bc cbj was just so much better. Still well done. Not really my humor. Top comment is abt how a previous video was better.
NYI - 8/10. Gave myself a headache laughing. Someone wrote them an office intern au and said please act this out youre both retired and have nothing better to do. Doesnât even include their schedule. Still ranking them high bc holy shit.
NYR - 1/10 no video. The series of shorts they made couldve been a video and probably shouldve as they definitely did not account for bleed so some things just ended up off screen on my phone ÂŻ\_( :/ )_/ÂŻ
Philadelphia - 1/10 no video. Some of their shorts were fucking insane tho. Good admin team over there.
Pittsburgh - 5/10 its cute and local but ultimately boring and sometimes it was hard to read the dates. Also not very funny past the one vegas joke. Itâs spelt pittsburg btw
Washington - 5.5/10 gonna be awkward if ovi doesnt retire after this year. Funny to do the schedule release this way but they still somehow managed to make it feel low effort and I honestly couldnt watch the whole thing. Points for concept being there and i assume including all 32 teams.
Boston - 6.2/10 LMFAO insane they got their players in on this (im not jealous). Very fun concept and star studded cast (im NOT jealous). I wish it was a little funnier and points off for no schedule included, but points back for dog (IT SHOULDVE BEEN STELLA!!!!!!!)
Buffalo - 0/10 no schedule release on youtube. Its already tomorrow est as im writing this. If its on twitter dont tell me bc iâll give them negative points for that. Disappointing bc sabesmin is usually p funny.
Detroit - 0/10 no video. When i tried to look up their channel i had to scroll a significant amount before it even popped up. Whats wrong with them fr
Florida - 3/10 un fucking hinged. Hilarious concept but i genuinely cannot give points for this because who is watching that. Congrats to whichever cats fan needed some tunes to study to i guess.
Montreal - 6/10 cute and fun. Shoutout to them for noticing there was an issue i wouldve been like dope weâre playing the avs 18 times bye.
Ottawa - 9/10 insane concept. Relevant to their last season. Used ACTUAL MEMBERS OF THE MEDIA. If that one guy had gone all in on RECEIPTS! PROOF! TIMELINES! It wouldve been a 10. They did alright at showing their schedule but who could genuinely care about that in the face of this video. None of them can act its awesome. I have so many questions.
Tampa - 6.5/10 how did he not laugh during this. How many takes did this take. This shouldve rhymed and jt kind of makes me angry it didnt. Increasing the avs score for rhyming while this didnt.
Toronto - 0/10 no video. Too busy mckennamaxxing. Who can blame them.
Chicago - 1/10 no video. Short couldve been a video. Rat hole.
Colorado - 7.2/10 cute! I like the storybook concept and i liked both their goalies from last year. Ultimately a little boring but if im a family with kids im happy with this. Extra points for taking shots at divisional rivals and rhyming the whole time. Clear schedule dates.
Dallas - 4.9/10 boring and lowkey low effort but tried to appeal to their local fanbase which Iâm ultimately not part of so if youre a dallas fan and thought this was the best video ever lmk. The nashville and vegas stadium series jokes were funny. Very clear schedule dates as well.
Minnesota - 6.8/10 one of my friends went âminny ranking: folgersâ and i dont think i ever recovered from that. Kind of funny. So high quality it kind of pisses me off. Where are the interns youre overworking. Put some heart in.
Nashville - 8.9/10 INSANE. INSANE INSANE INSANE. Wouldve given them a 9 but the concept is RIGHT under ottawa and just a little bit i think they got a lil TOO silly with it at times. Still fucking hilarious tho i love it. Starting with the snl bit was promising love it
St. Louis - 0/10 no video. Possibly laziest short ever. At least thats kinda funny but still i should give them negative points smh.
Utah - 0/10 no video. Explode.
Winnipeg - 5.8/10 i remember that blues game too but feels like its been a while. I like the effort put into the wordplay but wish they had put the dates up in the bg while they brought up the teams. Shoutout to i think maybe being the only team to include all teams but still feels like the whole thing was kinda whatever.
Anaheim - 1/10 they did a short which was very cool but as mentioned its not a video. Doubly disappointing bc its actually long enough to be a video they just wanted that portrait mode look bc they hate me. I shouldve given negative points for that tbh. They did a video last year so doubly disappointing.
Calgary - 5.5/10 sure why not. Fly high saddledome. You were a real one.
Edmonton - 8.2/10 i hate all of you very good lowkey humor and taking as many shots at as many teams as possible I RESPECT THE SPREADSHOT STRATEGY. Probably ultimately the best at actually announcing the schedule as well. Makes me angry to rank them this high.
LAK - 4/10 made me increase dallasâs score bc they put more respect and heart in theirs. Its giving samoa joe youâve got an 8 and 1/3rds percent chance of winning at sacrifice
San Jose - 7/10 well executed relevant to the current state of the team and even though they were more serious with it had some good jokes. Also #myteam. Couldnt go higher than this bc no schedule :/
Seattle - 4.5/10 low effort but local and fun they included their euro games.
Vancouver - 8/10 ending on a high note! Well made, cool shots, some good jabs included, and a fun inclusion from players and staff!
Vegas - 2/10 can we be serious. You didnt even have your schedule included đ
