The world is quiet here

\\Grim// \\they+he// \\trans witch// \\Bullshitticus, God of Bullshittery lives here//

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[smooth-crimminal-deactivated202]

Has this been done yet? hungry for stede's d

[mischievous-thunder]

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[detailedart]

〰 Intense Stares (3rd version).

[mischievous-thunder]

A random bigot: You are what's in your pants.

An excited Loki, with different kinds of knives in his pockets: I know right!

[transmasc-wizard]

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

[mmtions]

sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:

[loish]

I’ve been feeling the urge to paint lots of clouds and smoke lately, and so this painting was born.

[simpsorama]

[angelbabyspice]

Thank you bus drivers thank you janitors thank you pilots thank you truck drivers thank you airline stewardesses thank you waiters thank you line cooks thank you rideshare drivers

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

person: reanimating corpses for use in battle is unethical

necromancer: I am recycling

person: now someone has to go and fight the corpses

necromancer: I am also, consequently, creating jobs

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

you laugh, but some necromancer is out there setting up a PowerPoint presentation

[vanishing-echo-deactivated20230]

[madqueensarah]

I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.

I think that’s lovely.

[fuckoff1234567]

#i love you bro #have this dirty fucking

[little-pink-ocean-deactivated20]

Filthy anal pounding(appreciative)

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[positiveseed]

Things to remember: 

Tomorrow is a new day. 

Making mistakes is part of life.

Saying “no” is okay.

Not everyone has to like you.

[arkhamjamesv]

This is how I feel describing most of my personal favorite characters.

[batsandboba]

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

[shattered-skys-system]

yes

[batsandboba]

[system-reset]

what the fuck

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

that's a silly straw