Get out before I decide not to let you

Blog for my big dumb horny killer, Daryl Clemson

[darylatmcdonalds]

He’s crying. He’s crying, and there’s a strange watery liquid all around, pooling like bloo- oh. Oh it’s- oh it is his blood. His blood, pooling around him. Oh god.

[barista-claudette]

Claudette enters the McDonald’s looking for RED but stops when she sees him on the floor. “Oh my god.” She runs towards him.

[darylatmcdonalds]

He looks up, and his eyes light up just a little, and he sobs, his shoulders shaking “Claudette, I’m sorry…I’m sorry you must see me like this…” his stomach is cut open, and there are slashes across his chest as well, like something clawed him

[barista-claudette]

“What happened?!?” She runs around trying to find some medical supplies.

[darylatmcdonalds]

“I got in a fight, and lost.” Lying through his teeth, he couldn’t lose that badly.

[barista-claudette]

She’s trying desperately to patch up all of the wounds. “Calm down it will all be ok.”

[darylatmcdonalds]

“I know, if there’s one thing I know about you it’s that you can always fix this sort of thing.” He very gently presses a kiss to her forehead

[darylatmcdonalds]

He’s crying. He’s crying, and there’s a strange watery liquid all around, pooling like bloo- oh. Oh it’s- oh it is his blood. His blood, pooling around him. Oh god.

[barista-claudette]

Claudette enters the McDonald’s looking for RED but stops when she sees him on the floor. “Oh my god.” She runs towards him.

[darylatmcdonalds]

He looks up, and his eyes light up just a little, and he sobs, his shoulders shaking “Claudette, I’m sorry…I’m sorry you must see me like this…” his stomach is cut open, and there are slashes across his chest as well, like something clawed him

[barista-claudette]

“What happened?!?” She runs around trying to find some medical supplies.

[darylatmcdonalds]

“I got in a fight, and lost.” Lying through his teeth, he couldn’t lose that badly.

[darylatmcdonalds]

He’s crying. He’s crying, and there’s a strange watery liquid all around, pooling like bloo- oh. Oh it’s- oh it is his blood. His blood, pooling around him. Oh god.

[barista-claudette]

Claudette enters the McDonald’s looking for RED but stops when she sees him on the floor. “Oh my god.” She runs towards him.

[darylatmcdonalds]

He looks up, and his eyes light up just a little, and he sobs, his shoulders shaking “Claudette, I’m sorry...I’m sorry you must see me like this...” his stomach is cut open, and there are slashes across his chest as well, like something clawed him

[darylatmcdonalds]

He’s crying. He’s crying, and there’s a strange watery liquid all around, pooling like bloo- oh. Oh it’s- oh it is his blood. His blood, pooling around him. Oh god.

[darylatmcdonalds]

Ah. This one is not as easy. He wakes up painfully, full of fear and mourning. He is lost. And he is alone.

[barista-claudette]

Guess who’s back from the dead and gonna restart their blog! :D

@maya-at-pandaexpress @totallyaveragemcdonalds @damienworkatjimmyjohns @ everyone else who I’ve interacted with it’s been a while.

[darylatmcdonalds]

Full restart? Fun!

[barista-claudette]

Indeed

[darylatmcdonalds]

Can’t wait to flirt again!

[barista-claudette]

Guess who’s back from the dead and gonna restart their blog! :D

@maya-at-pandaexpress @totallyaveragemcdonalds @damienworkatjimmyjohns @ everyone else who I’ve interacted with it’s been a while.

[darylatmcdonalds]

Full restart? Fun!

[darylatmcdonalds]

Daryl has found a river of his own, and is relaxing in it

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[graveyard-smash]

Go on anon and tell me what you would write on my valentine card

[horrificmemes]

Drop my muse down a peg. Bring up their deepest insecurities and most regretful past decisions. Do whatever you can to make them hate themselves.

[fenkko]

[deactivated-blog]

Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

[darylatmcdonalds]

Even your maker wanted you dead, Daryl.

God won’t let me die

[darylatmcdonalds]

Daryl is back and very much alive, looking confused and angry as he kicks a door shut behind him

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

What a shame. Everything was a bit more pleasant with you gone. 

[darylatmcdonalds]

He takes one look at him and his whole attitude shifts, his shoulders slump and he looks sad and tired “Please just leave me alone…”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Aw, but why? You were so fun to play with. So angry… Have you really given up so soon? College students put up better fights than you.

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Please. Just go away. There are plenty of others for you to harass, and I’m really not worth the effort.”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

I think you’re lying. Did dying once really break your spirit that badly? That’s a shame… But there’s no sense letting a good break go to waste, don’t you think?

[darylatmcdonalds]

He sighed “Listen. I’m old. I’m tired. And honestly I have very little to live for. I’m not worth you time, and I know you could have more fun harassing literally anyone else.”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Not true. That Malachi, he wasn’t fun. You were, though! 

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Am I still fun kid? Am I still entertaining? Wouldn’t someone with more fight in them be more interesting?”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

You’re still calling me kid. Clearly there’s some fight left in you… What if I set some rules? I won’t mess with your body. That was a one time thing. Would that make you more inclined to fight?

[darylatmcdonalds]

‘I call everyone kid, and no it would not. Now please, just let me go home and take a nap…”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

No one’s stopping you, you know. You chose to keep talking. 

[darylatmcdonalds]

“but if I walk away will you leave me alone?”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Maybe. Maybe not. But isn’t that a gamble you take whenever you walk away from someone?

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Well leave me alone.” he closes the door and walks off to his room.

[darylatmcdonalds]

Daryl is back and very much alive, looking confused and angry as he kicks a door shut behind him

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

What a shame. Everything was a bit more pleasant with you gone. 

[darylatmcdonalds]

He takes one look at him and his whole attitude shifts, his shoulders slump and he looks sad and tired “Please just leave me alone…”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Aw, but why? You were so fun to play with. So angry… Have you really given up so soon? College students put up better fights than you.

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Please. Just go away. There are plenty of others for you to harass, and I’m really not worth the effort.”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

I think you’re lying. Did dying once really break your spirit that badly? That’s a shame… But there’s no sense letting a good break go to waste, don’t you think?

[darylatmcdonalds]

He sighed “Listen. I’m old. I’m tired. And honestly I have very little to live for. I’m not worth you time, and I know you could have more fun harassing literally anyone else.”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Not true. That Malachi, he wasn’t fun. You were, though! 

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Am I still fun kid? Am I still entertaining? Wouldn’t someone with more fight in them be more interesting?”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

You’re still calling me kid. Clearly there’s some fight left in you… What if I set some rules? I won’t mess with your body. That was a one time thing. Would that make you more inclined to fight?

[darylatmcdonalds]

‘I call everyone kid, and no it would not. Now please, just let me go home and take a nap…”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

No one’s stopping you, you know. You chose to keep talking. 

[darylatmcdonalds]

“but if I walk away will you leave me alone?”

[darylatmcdonalds]

Daryl is back and very much alive, looking confused and angry as he kicks a door shut behind him

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

What a shame. Everything was a bit more pleasant with you gone. 

[darylatmcdonalds]

He takes one look at him and his whole attitude shifts, his shoulders slump and he looks sad and tired “Please just leave me alone…”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Aw, but why? You were so fun to play with. So angry… Have you really given up so soon? College students put up better fights than you.

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Please. Just go away. There are plenty of others for you to harass, and I’m really not worth the effort.”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

I think you’re lying. Did dying once really break your spirit that badly? That’s a shame… But there’s no sense letting a good break go to waste, don’t you think?

[darylatmcdonalds]

He sighed “Listen. I’m old. I’m tired. And honestly I have very little to live for. I’m not worth you time, and I know you could have more fun harassing literally anyone else.”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

Not true. That Malachi, he wasn’t fun. You were, though! 

[darylatmcdonalds]

“Am I still fun kid? Am I still entertaining? Wouldn’t someone with more fight in them be more interesting?”

[bendrownedatbestbuy]

You’re still calling me kid. Clearly there’s some fight left in you… What if I set some rules? I won’t mess with your body. That was a one time thing. Would that make you more inclined to fight?

[darylatmcdonalds]

‘I call everyone kid, and no it would not. Now please, just let me go home and take a nap...”