Strawberry creampie
Pairing:ย Joel miller x f!reader
Summary:ย Youโre cramping, cranky, and just needed to grab a few things. Joelโs mouth had other plans. What starts as a simple ride to the store turns into a slow spiral of sleazy muttering, tuna-fueled rage, and unsolicited period advice. Youโre in pain. Heโs insufferable. And somehow, you still end up in his vanโa heat pad, a stolen shirt, and Joelโs version of comfort waiting in the back.
Warnings:ย 18+, smut, fluff, non specified age gap unprotected sex, fuck buddies, sleazy!joel (heโs back hehe), pinv, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, creampie, period sex, size kink, slight descriptions of blood, praise kink, chubby/fat!joel, slight degradation, daddy kink (just once), joel says the most unhinged things, aftercare, no outbreak,
A/N: HAPPY NEW YEAR MY POOKIES!!๐๐ฅฐ Can yโall tell Iโm on my period rn lmao๐ญ Iโve ALWAYS wanted to write a period fic and I finally did it!! Also yes, I used a picture of Hopper for the headerโSUE ME. We needed to see Joel Millerโs belly more ๐๐๐๐
Joel pulls up in that same beat-up truckโthe one that sounds like itโs coughing up its last breath every time it moves, held together by duct tape and Joels stubborn will.
The passenger door creaks loudly as he opens it for you to slip in.
โLooking good, sweetheart,โ he drawls, eyes flicking over you with that lazy smirk that always makes you want to roll your eyes and punch him into the ribs. โYou do somethinโ different with your hair, or is that just bedhead?โ
You donโt answer.
โGoddamn doorโs stickinโ again,โ he mutters, slamming it shut behind you with a grunt once youโre in. โGotta hit it twice now. Like Iโm tryinโ to put down a damn zombie. I swear, one of these days this whole pieceโa shitโs just gonna fall apart while Iโm drivinโ. Hoodโll fly off, wheelsโll roll in opposite directions, and Iโll just sit there like an asshole in the middle of the road.โ
Joel was a man of many words. Too many, as you always liked to say. There wasnโt a sentence he didnโt lace with a curse or a complaint, but thatโs just what made him Joel.
He slaps the dashboard affectionately, like itโs a stubborn old dog. โBut sheโs got character, yโknow? Canโt just toss her out. Sheโs earned her miles.โ
You glance at the cracked windshield, tape curling at the edges, smelling the familiar faint scent of gasoline and old leather.
Heโs already shifting into gear, one hand on the wheel, the other resting on the back of your seat. The truck lurches forward with a wheeze, and Joel mutters something under his breath that sounds like a curse (once again).
You werenโt sure when exactly your life veered off of courseโwhich wrong turn, which bad decision, which moment of weakness landed you here, tangled up with this sleazy, grumbling old man who smelled like motor oil and cheap soap and somehow still managed to get under your skin in all the worst ways.
Joel wasnโt your boyfriend. Hell, he wasnโt even really a friend. He was justโฆthere. A warm body, a familiar mouth, an orgasm when you need it the most.
And yet, here you were asking your fuck buddy to help you run errands, as if that was something normal.
โTommy called this morninโ,โ he starts, like he has been waiting all day to talk about it. โSaid he needs help fixinโ the fence again. I told him, โYou break it every damn week, maybe stop leaninโ ya fat ass on it.โโ
He snorts, clearly pleased with himself. โDidnโt like that much. Got all huffy. Said itโs not his fault the wind knocked it down. I said, โBullshit. The wind didnโt eat three burgers and leaned on that damn thing.โโ
You glance at him, unimpressed. He doesnโt notice.
โThen he starts goinโ on about how I never answer my phone. I said, โMaybe if you stopped callinโ me every time a nail pops loose, Iโd be more inclined.โ Told him Iโm not his damn handyman. He said, โYouโre not doinโ anything else.โ I said, โExactly. Let me keep not doinโ it in peace.โโ
He shakes his head, muttering, โIdiotโs gonna be the death of that damn fence. Or me.โ
He glances at you again, expecting a smirk, a laugh, something. But youโre just staring out the window, arms crossed tight over your chest.
Joel frowns, drums his knuckles against the steering wheel, a soft, rhythmic tap that fills the quiet. His eyes flick back to the road, then to you again.
โWhat about you, sweetheart?โ he asks, voice casual but slightly unsure. โHow was your day?โ
You shrug, barely. โForgot my eggs on the pan.โ
He snorts. โShit. Bet the whole house smells like rubber now.โ
You nod, still not looking at him.
He chuckles, shaking his head. โOne time I damn near burned my kitchen down doinโ that. Left the stove on, went outside to yell at the neighborโs dogโlittle bastard kept barking like a maniacโcame back in and the whole pan was blacker than my coffee.โ
You shift slightly, arms still crossed, but your mouth twitches. Just a little.
Joel catches it. Keeps going.
โWhole place smelled like shit. Like scorched tires and disgusting rubber. Took a week to air it out. Had to throw the pan out tooโthing looked like itโs been through a war.โ
A quiet laugh escapes as a huff, involuntary and short.
Joel glances over, smug. โThere she is.โ He taps the wheel again, slower this time. โYou alright?โ
You donโt answer. Just shift again, pressing your hand to your stomach, feeling that sharp pain tearing through your insides.
Joel notices. But he doesnโt say anything. Not yet.
โWhere dโyou want me to take you, sugar? Grocery store? Liquor store? Straight to hell?โ
You mutter, โJust grocery store.โ
โGood. I was runninโ low on stuff too.โ He answers, looking at you, expecting a smileโa something. But you just look out of the window.
He asks again, slower this time. โYou really good?โ
You nod, but itโs tight. Joel doesnโt pushโnot yet. Just mutters, โAlright then,โ and pulls out onto the road, one hand on the wheel, the other drumming on his thigh.
The ride to the store is mostly filled with Joelโs annoying voice: a steady stream of complaints about traffic, gas prices, and some guy who apparently parked too close to his truck last week. You let it just wash over you, eyes fixed on the trees and strip malls outside the window, while your stomach cramps in slow, mean pulses.
Inside the store, the fluorescent lights are too bright, buzzing faintly overhead like a swarm of insects.
You move through the aisles on autopilot, grabbing the essentials: a bottle of ibuprofen, a bag of chips you probably wonโt eat, a chocolate bar you definitely will. You pause at the feminine hygiene aisle, grab a box of pads and one box of tamponsโjust to be prepared for everything.
And Joelโฆwell Joel, of course, is nowhere near the checkout. You find him two aisles over, standing toe tp toe with a man in a hoodie, voice raised just enough to draw attention.
โIโm tellinโ you, itโs real damn fish,โ Joel is saying, gesturing wildly with a can of tuna in one hand. โYou think theyโre just grindinโ up mystery meat and callinโ it tuna for fun?โ
The other man scoffs. โIโm just sayinโ, it donโt taste like fish. Itโs likeโฆfish adjacent.โ
Joelโs eyes narrow. โYou ever seen a cow in a can? No? Then shut the hell up.โ
You sigh, stepping in before it escalates. โJoel.โ
He barely glances at you. โTell this guy tunaโs real damn fish.โ
โIโm not doing this,โ you mutter, grabbing his arm and steering him toward the checkout. โCome on.โ
He lets you pull him away but not without a parting shot. โYouโre the reason the countryโs goinโ to hell, yโknow that? Canโt even trust a man with a can opener anymore.โ
You donโt respond. Just shove your items onto the band and pretend you donโt know him while he mutters under his breath about โfish truthersโ and something about โgoddamn grocery store philosophers.โ
Back in the truck, you toss the bag into the backseat and climb in, settling into the passenger side with a sigh. Joelโs already midrant, one hand on the wheel, the other gesturing like heโs still in the store, still arguing with the guy in the hoodie.
โIโm tellinโ you, itโs fish. Tuna is fish. I donโt give a shit if itโs in a can or swimminโ in the damn ocean.โ
You donโt even care anymore.
Because this is Joelโa man whoโd argue with a stranger over canned tuna like it was a matter of world security. A man who was always loud, always wrong, and always ready to throw hands over the dumbest shit.
But he could fuck. God, could he fuck. And when this whole thing started, that was the only part you let yourself care about.
The rest? The attitude, the mouth, the sleazeโyou told yourself you could ignore. Just noise. Just background. Even while itโs annoying.
Joel keeps going, voice low and gravelly. โI swear, people get one opinion and suddenly theyโre a damn marine biologist. โOh, tunaโs not real fish.โ Whatโs next? Chickenโs not real poultry? My dickโs not real meat?โ
You snort, but donโt look at him.
Joel catches it instantly. โYou agree with me now, right?โ he says, smug as hell. โKnew it. Knew you were on my side.โ
You shake your head, staring out the window. โIโm not on anyoneโs side. I just think itโs funny you almost fought a man over a can of fish.โ
He scoffs, still grumbling about the tuna guy when his voice drops into something lower, lazierโfamiliar. His voice softens, just a notch. โYou got everything you wanted, hon?โ
You nod, slow. โYeah.โ
He watches you for a second longer, then shifts his gaze back to the road. โNeed to go anywhere else?โ
โNo, butโฆthank you.โ
โOh, my polite girl,โ he says, grinning all cheeky. He reaches over and pinches your cheek, rough fingers warm and calloused.
You huff, batting his hand away. โDonโt.โ
He chuckles, leaning back against his seat. โGot adrenaline runninโ through my veins. You shouldโve just let me fight that dude.โ
You glance at him. โYou still there?โ
Joel scoffs. โAinโt lettinโ myself get disrespected like that. People piss me off,โ he mutters. โWhole damn store full of idiots. Got me all wound up.โ
He glances at you, then back at the road. โCould use a distraction. Somethinโ to take the edge off.โ
You shake your head.
He smirks to himself, voice dipping into that slow, familiar drawl. โCould bury my face in somethinโ soft. Shut my mouth for a while. Youโd like that, wouldnโt you?โ
You donโt even look at him. โShut up.โ
That actually makes him pause.
โWoah,โ he mutters, glancing over. โUsually you like my tone.โ
You donโt respond, keeping yourself from insulting him.
He watches you for a second longer, then scoffs. โWhat, now you wanna get on my nerves too?โ
You still donโt say anything.
Joel shakes his head, muttering, โWhatโs the matter with you today anyway?โ Then, under his breath, half a joke, half a threat: โAll stuck up. Need me to fuck it outta you?โ
You roll your eyes while shifting, pressing your palm tighter against your stomach, jaw clenched.
Joel watches you for a second longer, then leans back in his seat with a low exhale. โAh,โ he mutters. โSo thatโs what this is.โ
You glare at him. โDonโt.โ
He grins wider. โYou on your period, sugar?โ
You roll your eyes. โJesus, Joel.โ
โWhat?โ he says, all mock innocence. โIโm just observant. You get all quiet and mean, start holdinโ your tummy like that. Iโve seen it before.โ
You mutter something under your breath and look out the window.
He leans in a little, voice dropping. โYโknow, I used to see this girl who loved gettinโ fucked on her period. Said it helped with the cramps. Said I was better than Midol.โ
You groan. โYouโre disgusting.โ
He chuckles. โYeah, but Iโm not wrong.โ
A beat of silence. The truck hums beneath you, tires rolling over cracked pavement.
Then Joel shifts, glancing at you again โ slower this time. โYou want me to take you home?โ
You shake your head. โDonโt feel like being alone.โ
He nods once, like that settles it. โAlright.โ
Without saying anything, he reaches overโrough palm warm through the fabric and lays his hand over your tummy. Rubs once, slow and firm, like heโs done it before.
โCโmon,โ he mutters. โLetโs go back to my van.โ
You furrow your eyebrows.
He shrugs, voice low. โIโll crank the heat. You can lay down, steal my last clean shirt, bitch about my mattress. I wonโt even try anything.โ
You raise a brow.
He smirks. โUnless you ask real nice.โ
You roll your eyes, but heโs not done.
โCould even rub your tummy,โ he adds, voice syrupy. โOr your thighs. Or whatever elseโs achinโ. Iโm versatile like that.โ
You snort. โYouโre a menace.โ
โDamn right I am,โ he says, grinning. โBut Iโm a menace with a heated van and a soft spot for cranky girls who forget their eggs on the stove.โ
You try not to smile. Fail.
He sees it. โThere she is,โ he says, satisfied. โKnew Iโd get you.โ
You sigh, long and slow. โFine. But Iโm not in the mood for your shit tonight.โ
Joel taps the wheel, already pulling into a turn. โGood. Iโll keep it to a low simmer.โ
You shake your head, but you donโt stop him. And he doesnโt ask again.
Joel doesnโt shut up the whole ride back.
Heโs still going on about the tuna guy, about โidiots with opinions and no taste budsโ and how โthis countryโs gone soft, that you canโt even trust a man with a can opener anymore.โ
Every few minutes, he reaches over to poke your side, just enough to make you flinch and swat at him, which only encourages him more.
Youโre too tired to argue, and the cramps are starting to dig in deeper, like something inside you is twisting just to be cruel.
By the time he pulls up to the van, the skyโs gone a dull gray, the kind that makes everything look washed out and tired. The vanโs parked in its usual spotโhalf on gravel, half on dead grass, tucked behind a sagging fence that leans like itโs given up.
Thereโs a busted lawn chair tipped over in the dirt, a rusted grill that hasnโt seen fire in years, and a pile of wood that mightโve once been a table.
Itโs a mess. But itโs Joelโs mess. And somehow, that makes it feelโฆfamiliar. Even safe in a twisted way.
He hops out and circles around to your side, opening the door for you with a dramatic bow.
โMa lady,โ he says, voice syrupy.
Inside, the van is exactly how you remember it.
Dim, cluttered, smelling like cigarettes, old leather, and something vaguely wooden. The red curtains are drawn, casting everything in a soft, crimson gloom. Then thereโs a pile of laundry in the corner, a half empty mug on the counter, and a pair of boots kicked off near the door.
The bedโs unmadeโsheets rumpled, blanket half on the floorโbut itโs still comfortable. You know it.
Itโs the same bed where Joel first pulled you down with that crooked grin and promised to show you some โlovinโ and care,โ and then fucked your brains out.
You sit down on the edge of it now, letting out a low groan as you clutch your stomach.
Joel watches you for a beat, then makes a soft, exaggerated cooing sound. โPoor baby,โ he says, like heโs talking to a wounded animal. โNeed some water?โ
You nod, and he moves to his tiny kitche, grabbing a bottle from the mini fridge. Itโs not cold, but itโs water so you take it with a quiet โthanks.โ
He eyes you for a second, then gestures vaguely towards your jeans. โYou need to change or somethinโ? I got a shirt you can wear. Big nโsoft. Smells just like me.โ
You raise an eyebrow. โThatโs not a selling point.โ
He smirks. โSure it is. You love how I smell.โ
You donโt answer that with a response, but when he tosses the shirt your wayโa faded green thing thatโs probably seen more oil stains than laundry detergentโyou take it anyway.
It does smell like him. Cigarettes, sweat, and something warm and earthy underneath. You change in the cramped little bathroom, peeling off your jeans with a wince and tugging the oversized shirt down over your thighs.
When you come back out, Joelโs already stripped down to his boxers, scratching at his stomach with one hand and tossing his fannel into the laundry pile with the other.
โGotta take a shower,โ he mutters. โSweat my damn ass off today arguing with that guy.โ
You donโt look at him, but you can hear the way he grunts as he moves, the way the floor creaks under his weight. Heโs bigโbroad and solid, with a belly that presses against the counter when he leans over it, soft and round and unapologetic. He doesnโt suck it in. Doesnโt hide. Just scratches his ribs and yawns like youโre not even there.
โYou stay here, yeah?โ he says, nodding toward the bed. โLookโheating pad.โ
He pulls it from under a pile of flannels and plugs it in, testing it with his palm before handing it over. โOld man like me needs somethinโ warm for his back, but you need it more than me right now, hon.โ
You take it without a word, pressing it to your stomach as you sink back onto the bed. The warmth is immediate, soothing. You close your eyes for a second, breathing through the ache.
Joel steps closer, leans down, and presses a kiss to your foreheadโrough lips, scratch of stubble, the faintest scent of wood and sweat.
โStay here, baby.โ
You donโt argue, donโt roll your eyes. Just curl onto your side, the heating pad tucked against your belly, and listen to the sound of the water starting up in the tiny shower stall.
The van creaks as Joel moves, his body brushing the narrow walls, muttering something about how โthese damn doors keep shrinkinโโ as his stomach bumps the frame.
You donโt look, even while the door is open.
Youโve seen it before. The way he moves like he owns every inch of himself, the soft weight of him, the stretch of his skin, the way he doesnโt flinch when he catches his reflection. Itโs not confidence, exactly. Itโs just Joel. Unbothered. Unapologetic.
And somehow, thatโs the part that makes you stay.
The water shuts off with a metallic groan, and a moment later you hear the soft thud of Joelโs feet against the floor, the creak of the bathroom door swinging open. Steam rolls out in a wave, curling into the cool air of the van.
He steps out, towel slung low around his hips, belly damp and flushed pink from the heat. His hairโs slicked back, droplets clinging to his chest hair, trailing down the curve of his stomach.
Then, his eyes land on you, curled up on the bed like a cocoon, Joelโs oversized shirt swallowing your frame. The heating pad hums faintly beneath the blanket, but your face is pinched, one hand still pressed to your stomach, the other curled into the sheets.
Joelโs expression softens. โOh, honey girl,โ he murmurs, stepping closer. โYou look like hell, donโt you?โ
You donโt bother answering. Youโre too tired, too sore, too wrapped in the dull throb of your own body to do anything but breathe through it.
He crouches besides the bed, towel shifting slightly on his hips, and reaches out to brush your hair back from your forehead. His fingers are warm, still damp, and surprisingly gentle.
โThere she is,โ he says, voice low and fond. โMy little grump.โ
You close your eyes, letting him touch you. comforting. Familiar. His hand moves to your head, stroking slow, then down to your shoulder, thumb tracing lazy circles into the fabric of his own shirt.
โHurts bad?โ he asks.
You nod, barely.
He sighs. โAlright. Scoot over.โ
You do, and he climbs onto the bed besides you, the mattress dipping under his weight.
The towel stays on (barely) as he settles in behind you, one arm draping over your waist. His hand finds your stomach, warm and broad, and he starts to rub in slow, steady circles.
โLike this?โ he murmurs.
You hum, the pressure easing something deep inside you. He keeps going, patient and quiet, his breath warm against the back of your neck.
After a while, his hand drifts lower, to your hip, then your thigh. Kneading and soothing. His touch is firm but careful, like heโs trying to press the pain out of you with his palms.
You melt into it, tension bleeding out of your muscles one knot at a time.
Joel leans in, lips brushing your temple. โTold you Iโm better than Midol.โ
You donโt answer, but your body doesโsoftening under his touch, breath slowing, eyes fluttering shut.
โYouโre warminโ up,โ he murmurs, voice low and rough. โFeelinโ better?โ
You hum, eyes half-lidded. โA little.โ
He leans in, lips brushing your temple. โGood. Hate seeinโ you all curled up like that. Makes me wanna fix it.โ
His hand drifts up, slow and warm, brushing the hem of the shirt. He pauses just beneath your ribs, thumb tracing lazy circles into your side.
โThese girls also sore?โ he murmurs, voice low and rough.
You donโt answer right away. Just let out a soft, miserable whine and nod, eyes still closed.
Joel hums, like heโs been given permission. โYeah, figured.โ
His hand slides up, careful and slow, until heโs cupping you through the fabric. No pressure, just warmth. His thumb strokes gently along the curve, feather-light.
โMm,โ he murmurs. โAll swollen. Poor things.โ
You let out a shaky breath, but you donโt stop him. You donโt want to. So he keeps going, slow and steady, massaging with the kind of care that makes your chest ache in a different way. Something that makes you feel safe and seen.
His hand quietly drifts lower, just a littleโnot quite crossing any lines, but close enough that your breath catches. He notices. Of course he does.
โYโknow,โ he says, tone going sly, โI wasnโt kiddinโ earlier. Had a girl once swore up and down that a good fuck was better than any painkiller.โ
You groan, but itโs half-hearted. โJoelโฆโ
He grins against your skin. โWhat? Iโm just sayinโ. Could be medicinal. Therapeutic, even. Iโm a giver like that.โ
His hand slides a little farther, palm warm against the top of your thigh now, thumb pressing slow, soothing circles into the muscle.
โBet I could make you forget all about that ache,โ he murmurs, voice like honey and gravel. โReal gentle. Real slow. Just enough to take the edge off.โ
You donโt answer, but your body does. Your hips shifting slightly, breath hitching and already a small pulse inside your underwear.
Joel chuckles, low and pleased. โThatโs what I thought,โ he says, brushing his nose along your jaw. โFeelinโ better already.โ
Thereโs a pauseโnot awkward, just quiet and then you murmur, barely above a whisper, โIโd bleed all over your sheets.โ
Joelโs hand stills for a second. Then he lets out a soft snort, amused but not mocking.
โYโthink I care?โ he says, voice low and rough. โSugar, I can throw โem in the machine. Hell, Iโll toss โem out if I have to. Ainโt like theyโre made of gold.โ
You donโt say anything. Just stare at his sheets, jaw tight.
He leans in, brushing his nose against your temple. โAinโt nothinโ about you thatโs disgusting. You hear me?โ
You shift again, uncomfortable in a way that has nothing to do with your body. โItโs not exactlyโฆsexy.โ
Joel huffs. โWho said anything about sexy? Iโm talkinโ about you. Hurtinโ. Needing somethinโ. I donโt give a damn what time of the month it is. You think Iโm scared of a little blood?โ
You glance at him, uncertain. He meets your eyes, steady and sure.
โIโve seen worse,โ he says, smirking. โHell, Iโve bled more than that just tryinโ to fix the damn carburetor.โ
You let out a reluctant laugh, small and shaky.
โYou know iโm rightโ he murmurs, brushing a thumb across your cheek. โAinโt nothinโ you could do thatโd scare me off. You wanna lay here and groan, Iโll rub your back. You wanna cry, Iโll hold you. You wanna ride me bloody, Iโll lay down a towel and thank you after.โ
Your face burns. โJoel.โ
He grins, unbothered. โWhat? Iโm just sayinโ. You donโt gotta be embarrassed. Not with me.โ
You look at him, really look, and thereโs no judgment in his eyes. Just that same crooked affection, that strange mix of sleaze and sincerity that somehow makes you feelโฆsafe.
You exhale, long and slow, and let your head fall back against the pillow.
โOkay,โ you whisper.
Joel leans down, presses a kiss to your forehead againโsofter this time, lingering.
โGood girl,โ he murmurs. โNow stand up. Let me take care of you.โ
Joel shifts behind you also standing up, the bed creaking under his weight as he leans over to the far end. You hear the soft rustle of fabric, the tug of a pillow being yanked free from under a pile of laundry, the click of the heating pad being unplugged and moved.
You blink up at him, glassy eyed. โWhatโre you doing?โ
He doesnโt answer right away. Just lays a pillow down near the end of the bed, smooths the heating pad over it, then tosses a towel on top.
โGonna make you a little nest,โ he says, glancing over his shoulder with a crooked grin. โGet you all warm and comfy. Then Iโm gonna fuck the pain right outta you.โ
You huff, but your bodyโs already respondingโa slow, low ache curling in your belly, different from the cramps. Deeper. Thicker.
Joel pats the towel. โLay down on your tummy, sugar. Right here. Let that heat hit you where it counts.โ
You hesitate, but only for a second. Then you shift forward, letting him guide you down. The towelโs soft against your skin, the heating pad radiating warmth through the fabric, straight into your lower belly. You exhale, already feeling the relief.
Joel stands behind you, hands smoothing over your hips, adjusting you just so. โThere we go,โ he murmurs. โNice and easy. Just like that.โ
You bury your face into the sheets, the scent of him everywhereโsmoke, sweat, soap.
Then he leans down, presses a kiss on your thigh, and whispers, โJust let go, baby. I got you.โ
You feel the slow, deliberate tug of your panties being eased down.
โIs itโฆ is it dripping blood?โ You tense.
Joel pauses for half a second. Then he lets out a low, appreciative sound, voice thick with that familiar drawl.
โNah,โ he murmurs, leaning in close. โItโs drippinโ heaven, baby.โ
You groan, burying your face into the sheets. โYouโre disgusting.โ
He chuckles, unbothered. โYeah, but youโre still lettinโ me touch you.โ
You donโt argue. You canโt. Not when his hands are back on your hips, warm and steady, not when his voice is in your ear, all gravel and heat.
He shifts behind you, the rustle of his towel hitting the floor barely audible over the sound of your own breathing.
One hand slides down, fingers brushing between your thighs, exploring your folds. โAlready wet,โ he murmurs, almost to himself. Then, lower: โNeed me to prep you?โ
You shake your head, barely. You just needed relief.
He exhales, rough and quiet. โAlright.โ
He pushes in slow, careful, just the tip and then stills, breath catching in his throat.
โJesus,โ he mutters, voice rough. โYouโre so damn tight like this.โ
You whimper, hips twitching under his hands.
He leans over you, lips brushing your hip. โBut feels like heaven, baby. All warm and snug and squeezinโ me like you missed me.โ
You bury your face in the pillow, flushed and aching, but you donโt pull away.
He pushes in slow, inch by inch, his breath ragged, hands gripping your hips like heโs holding himself back by sheer force of will. Youโre warm and tight around him, body pulsing with heat and ache, and he groans low in his throat.
Joel groans, rolling his hips just a little. โCould stay right here all night. Just like this. Deep and slow. Let you milk the pain outta both of us.โ
You whimper, burying your face into the sheets once again, the stretch deep and aching but good. So good.
Joel stills once heโs fully seated inside you, chest heaving. Then, with a low grunt, he shiftsโknees bracing on either side of your thighs, his body rising over yours.
And then he lowers himself, slow and heavy, until his belly settles against the small of your back, warm and solid.
You moan, the weight of him pressing you deeper into the heat of the pillow, the pressure on your belly somehow soothing and overwhelming all at once.
โToo much?โ he murmurs, voice rough but careful.
You shake your head, breath shallow. โJustโฆheavy.โ
He chuckles, low and fond. โYeah, I know. Big olโ bastard, ainโt I?โ
You huff a laugh, even as your lungs work a little harder under him.
Joel shifts, just enough to take some of the weight off your ribs, his forearms bracing him up. โTell me if itโs too much. Iโll hold myself up. Donโt want you passinโ out on meโnot unless I earned it.โ
You roll your eyes, but your body relaxes under him. The weight of him is grounding, comforting in a way you didnโt expect. Like being blanketed in heat and muscle and the steady rhythm of his breath.
The bed creaks again as he starts to moveโslow, deep thrusts that rock the whole frame. The headboard taps the wall in time, a soft, rhythmic thud that fills the space between your moans and his low, filthy praise.
โFuckinโ,โ he breathes. โYouโre so goddamn soft under me. Like a warm fuckinโ peach, ripe and drippinโ.โ
You whine, half from the ache, half from the way his words go straight to your spine.
He chuckles, low and filthy. โThatโs it, you just lay there, sugar. Let me do the work. Let me press all that ache outta that sweet little belly. Ainโt no Midol in the world that hits like this.โ
You cry out, feeling him hit that one spot in you.
Deep, dragging thrusts that make your breath catch and your fingers curl into the sheets. Every inch of him presses into you, every roll of his hips sending a fresh wave of heat through your belly.
โShit, girlโฆ Iโm stickinโ to you. Sweat, blood, all of it. My bellyโs glued to your back like weโre welded together.โ He murmurs.
Youโre already so sensitiveโfrom the cramps, from the heat, from everything heโs done to you tonight. Every stroke against your walls feels like too much and not enough all at once.
And then he shifts just rightโhits that spot deep inside once again, and you gasp, a high, broken sound, and your thighs tremble.
Joel stills, just for a second. โOh, baby,โ he groans, voice thick with heat. โYou gonna cum already?โ
You canโt even answer. Itโs already happeningโyour body clenching around him, breath stuttering, pleasure crashing over you like a wave you didnโt see coming.
Joel groans, low and guttural. โFuck, thatโs it. Thatโs my girl. So goddamn tight, milkinโ me already.โ
You whimper, overwhelmed, and he leans in, pressing a kiss to your cheek, your jaw, your neckโhis weight just pressing you down more.
โDidnโt even have to work for it,โ he murmurs, voice all grit and honey. โJust slid in and you broke for me. That sweet little body was begginโ for it, huh?โ
Youโre still trembling beneath him, body limp and flushed, breath catching in your throat as the last waves of your orgasm ripple through you. Joel stays buried deep, his weight a warm press on your back, his breath hot against your neck.
He leans in. โThat helped? Made your cramps all better?โ
You nod, still dazed, cheek pressed to the mattress.
He grins, slow and smug. โTold ya Iโd fuck those cramps right outta that pretty little belly.โ
Then he looks down again, and you feel the way his breath hitchesโthe way your hips twitch, the way the blood is dripping down his cock.
โLook at this fuckinโ mess,โ he mutters, voice thick with heat. โAll that blood and slickโฆ drippinโ down my cock like you needed it.โ
You cry out under him, body limp and flushed, when Joel grinds in againโslow, deep, relentless. The overstimulation sharp and sweet all at once.
โSensitive?โ he rasps, voice thick with heat. โGood. Daddy likes it like that.โ
He shifts his knees wider, bracing himself, and then he thrusts deeper. So deep. You gasp, the pressure sharp and overwhelming, like heโs pressing into something you didnโt even know was there.
โShit,โ he groans, voice thick and ragged. โYou feel that, baby? Thatโs me hittinโ the end of you.โ
You whine out loud, hips twitching, the pillow under your belly pushing everything tighter, more intense.
Joel leans in, his belly heavy on your back. โCan feel your little womb flinchinโ around me,โ he mutters, filthy and reverent all at once. โLike itโs begginโ me to stay.โ
You moan, overwhelmed, and he grinds in againโslow, relentless, like heโs trying to brand the shape of himself into you.
โYouโre shakinโ like a leaf, baby.โ He coos. Overstimmed, overstuffed, and still takinโ it. Thatโs my girl. Thatโs what I like.โ
โJoelโโ you whimper, your head already floaty.
โI know, honey.โ
The bed creaks beneath you both, the heat from the pad, the weight of him, the stretchโitโs all just too much and not enough. Youโre drowning in it, in him, in the way he fills every inch of you.
Joel kisses your shoulder, then growls, โYouโre gonna come again, baby. I can feel it. Gonna milk me dry, ainโt you?โ
And with the next thrustโdeep, slow, all inโyou do.
Body shaking, cunt releasing all kinds of fluids and your breath knocked away.
โSecond oneโs always the messiest.โ he whispers, pulling out an inch and looking at all the mess you did. โYouโre somethinโ else, you know that? Sweetest little thing I ever ruined.โ
Youโre wrecked. Muscles slack, thighs sticky, brain fogged. And before you can calm down, he moves again. Gentle, deliberate rolls inside your cunt and your body jolts like it wasnโt expecting more.
You gasps, voice all breath and disbelief: โYouโre still? Joelโฆ I canโt take no moreโฆโ
And he just leans in, mouth hot at your ear, hand now sliding up your ribs to hold you still.
โShhhโฆ hush now.โ A low, lazy murmur. โYou said that last time. And look at youโstill here. Still takinโ it.โ
He starts pressing in deeper, making you see stars.
โMmmโฆ this oneโll fix those cramps up real good. Better than any damn pill ever could.โ
You try to speak, to protest, but all that comes out is a broken moan. Your legs twitch. Your breath stutters. And he feels itโthe way your body starts to tighten again, even before your mind catches up.
He slows down, just enough to make you feel every inch, every drag of him inside you. His hand stays between your legs, fingers slick and steady, working your clit with maddening precision. Youโre trembling, overstimulated, breath hitching with every pass of his thumb.
โCโmon, baby,โ he murmurs, voice low and wrecked. โI know itโs a lot. I know youโre sensitive.โ
You whimper, hips twitching, trying to pull awayโbut he just follows, keeps you pinned with his weight and his mouth at your ear.
โBut youโre takinโ it so good,โ he breathes. โSo fuckinโ good for me. Just one more. You can do that, canโt you?โ
You shake your head, but itโs uselessโyour bodyโs already betraying you, clenching around him, grinding into his hand like itโs got a mind of its own.
โThatโs it,โ he whispers. โLet me feel you. Let me help. Gonna fuck those cramps right outta you.โ
And then he adds: โThat little belly will thank me later.โ
Youโre too raw, too full, too far goneโand he knows it. He wants it.
โCum for me,โ he growls, thrusts deep and slow. โGive me that third one. Let me feel you fall apart.โ
And you doโagainโwith a cry thatโs more sound than breath, your body seizing around him as he fucks you through it, coaxing every last wave of pleasure from your overstimmed, aching core.
Your thighs clamp under his hips, your cunt pulsing so hard it borders on pain. You sob through it, too sensitive, too full, and still he doesnโt stop, dragging it out until youโre writhing, begging, soaked and ruined.
He groans deep, guttural, and his hips stutter, grinding in deep, and staying there. His voice is a rasp: โFuckโฆ thatโs it. Thatโs it, baby. Take it. Take all of it.โ
You feel him spill inside you, hot and slow, his whole body pressed tight to yours, breath ragged against your neck. Youโre shaking. Floating. Gone.
โGod damn itโmy fuckinโ backโโ he grits out, voice cracking as he drives in deep one last time.
He groans, loud and low, like itโs being torn out of him, and you feel itโthe heat, the weight, the way he spills inside you like heโs been holding it back for hours.
โShitโฆ thatโs itโฆ thatโs itโฆโ he mutters, forehead pressed to your shoulder, body trembling. โGonna need a fuckinโ ice pack after this. Jesus.โ
You canโt help itโyou laugh between all that overstimulation, breathless and wrecked, still clenching around him.
He huffs a laugh too, catching his breath. โDonโt you dare laugh at me, woman. I just threw my back out makinโ you see stars.โ
He doesnโt pull out. Doesnโt move. Just stays there, heavy and warm, muttering into your skin.
โYou good, darlinโ?โ he murmurs, voice low and warm. โStill breathinโ? โCause I ainโt sure I am.โ
You hum something soft, too gone to answer, and he chucklesโa slow, wrecked sound.
Finally, with a grunt and a muttered โAlright, here we goโฆโ, he shifts his weight, pulls out slow, and pushes himself up. His knees pop again. His feet hit the floor of the van with a heavy thud, and you groan because you canโt feel your body.
โSticky little thing. You know what you look like down there? Goddamnโฆlike strawberry cream pie, baby. Red white and split open and spillinโ sweet all over me.โ
You sigh, dragging a hand over your face. โUgh, Joelโฆ youโre so disgusting.โ
He just grins, slow and lazy, like he knows exactly what heโs doing to you.
โYeah?โ he drawls, dragging two fingers through the mess and smearing it along your thigh. โThen why you blushinโ, huh?โ
You try to glare at him, but your face is hot, your body still trembling, and you canโt stop the way your hips twitch when he touches you again.
โShut up,โ you mumble, voice thin and wrecked.
He grabs a towel, wets it from the bottle, then kneels between your thighs.
But before he even touches the towel to your skin, he leans in and drags his tongue through the mess he left behind. Blood, come, sweat all of it.
You gasp, hips twitching, eyes flying open.
โJoelโโ
He just chuckles, low and wrecked, licking his lips like heโs savoring it.
โTastinโ like honey,โ he mutters, voice thick with heat. โSweetest thing I ever put my mouth on.โ
You groan, half mortified, half melting, and he grins like he knows exactly what heโs doing to you.
Then he takes the towel and starts to clean you sweet and slow, gentle strokes, careful not to press too hard.
โEasy now,โ he murmurs. โLet me take care of you, darlinโ. You earned it.โ
He leans over, brushing your hair back from your face.
โYโwanna stay like that, or yโwant me to change you?โ
You groan into the pillow. โCanโt move.โ
He chuckles, low and fond. โAlright, alright. Letโs get you up, sweetheart.โ
He slides an arm under your belly, the other under your chest, and lifts you slowโcareful not to jostle you too much. You wince, legs trembling as you shift upright, and then you see it.
The sheets.
Blood and come smeared across the fabric in thick, dark streaks. A mess. Your mess.
You gasp, eyes going wide. โJoelโyour sheetsโโ
But heโs already shaking his head, brushing a kiss to your temple.
โDonโt you worry โbout that. Sheets can be washed. You? Youโre what matters.โ
You blink at him, still dazed, still flushed, and he smiles, soft and crooked.
โCโmon. Letโs get you cleaned up proper.โ
He helps you to your feet, one hand steady at your waist, the other grabbing a clean towel. The van rocks gently as you both move, and he groans again.
โGoddamn suspensionโs worse than my knees.โ
You laugh, leaning into him as he guides you to the little bathroom, and he mutters something about โgonna need a chiropractor and a cigaretteโ under his breath.
Btw guys, i finally have an Ao3 acc. Iโm trying to post all my fics also there but i canโt promise anything because iโm struggling to understand that damn website lmao๐ญ but if you like to check it out here is the link!
I hope yall enjoyed sleazy!joel hehe and again, happy new year everyone! I hope you all started safely and happy and i hope this year will be just a little bit better! ๐ซถ๐ป
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