Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope there's head.

27 she/they demisexual, dumb, angry bitch, big tits. if you're a hateful loser fuck you, get lost, and die 💋

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[darylspissslit]

Finally got the espresso martini I've been wanting since February. They put too much alcohol 😭. Its good but I know theres better out there. Unfortunately there's only 2 places in town that serve them.

[helen-was-here]

Me when Supergirl convinces the 13 year old not to kill the irredeemable villain because it would retraumatize her: yeah ok fair enough :/

Me when Supergirl kills the irredeemable villain herself the second Ruthye’s back is turned, thus ending the cycle of abuse without involving the terrified grieving child: YEAH OK FAIR ENOUGH :D

[darylspissslit]

Thinking of You by Katy Perry, but "him" is my bf and "you" is Captain John Price 😫

[darylspissslit]

Thinking of you by Katy Perry, but "him" is work and "you" is laying in bed with my hand on my bush

[darylspissslit]

Thinking of You by Katy Perry, but "him" is my bf and "you" is Captain John Price 😫

[darylspissslit]

I cant stand working at a place that never gave proper training before throwing out on your own, and then they get mad cause you don't do things because they never fucking trained you. My current job gave me 2 days of cashier training and absolutely zero training on our handheld system. But im expected to knoe how to do any of it WITH ZERO TRAINING.

I cant remember the last time I was thoroughly trained for a job

[darylspissslit]

Is anybody else hearing music when you open tumblr app? When I first heard it yesterday I thought it was an ad glitching. But its still going

[darylspissslit]

My local movie theatre has gone down the alt-right pipeline 🤮. Military ads with tr*mp speeches, ads for church the lady literally said "god is madly in love with you" ew, back to back ai coke ads. Last time I went to the movies was in March and they didnt have these ads. But it also explains why they didnt show Is God Is, Leviticus, and Stop That Train. I really dont wanna support this theatre anymore 😭. FUCK ALLEN THEATRE CHAINS!!! If I wanna go to a non Allen theatre I have to drive 2 hours to texas because theyre THE movie chain in New Mexico

[darylspissslit]

*rfk Jr voice* "Im on a carnivore diet. I only eat raw uncut dick"

[darylspissslit]

TW being horny on main

My 6 weeks of healing is done. But I still have to wait until the 7th of July for my gynecologist to check my stitches inside me. I havent been able to masturbate or have sex in a month and I still have to wait. Im so horny 😫. She said I can do other things but without penetration I cant finish so its just edging 🙃

[darylspissslit]

TW being horny on main

My 6 weeks of healing is done. But I still have to wait until the 7th of July for my gynecologist to check my stitches inside me. I havent been able to masturbate or have sex in a month and I still have to wait. Im so horny 😫. She said I can do other things but without penetration I cant finish so its just edging 🙃

[mostfuckableffvillain]

[darylspissslit]

This is literally how I feel when I stand next to a beautiful woman

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[leshermes]

2.5 truths, 0.5 lie

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter

[im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere]

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

[darylspissslit]

Oil companies have convinced dumb asses that fracking doesnt cause pollution especially air pollution. When I mention to someone that the increased fracking in our area causes me to have trouble breathing people say "it shouldn't affect that" yet over the years my breathing problems have gotten worse. Everytime I leave my town or state and go somewhere with less fracking my breathing is phenomenal. I've officially decided i HAVE to move. Im visiting some family out of state and I havent had trouble breathing the whole time I've been here. My breathing before I left was so bad I was worried about not being able to bring my nebulizer for treatments. I havent even needed my inhaler yet

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed