look at it

look at my sweet sweet clown sex god

[mostfuckableffvillain]

The Finals are over!

We have a winner!

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[icarusdiesatdawn]

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

[runawaymarbles]

Via @morhath

[adamtotscomix]

[beardedmrbean]

[minovskyy]

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #870

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[thephoenixcave]

Been waiting all week to post this. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to your tuesday. Today is tuesday.

[nikoniko808]

benedikta

patreon | twit | bsky

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[geekysteven]

Drug dealers are much better at accepting "no" as an answer.

[kissyouagainandagain]

[pirulesenvinagre-deactivated202]

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

[inviernodel95]