look at it

look at my sweet sweet clown sex god

[mostfuckableffvillain]

The Finals are over!

We have a winner!

[cardinalvirtue]

this has been my worst nightmare for years this is gta6’s fault omg someone DO SOMETHING

[mostfuckableffvillain]

[willgrahamscock]

isolating will fix me this time

[willgrahamscock]

⚠ SANITY CRITICAL

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[thephoenixcave]

Been waiting all week to post this. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to your tuesday. Today is tuesday.

[ozempicofficial]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[depsidase]

[wosp-reactivated]

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy