I'm queer let's cheer

It's the little things (in small fandoms that I am obsessed with)

[daslary]

Ava, throwing her head into Beatrice's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Bea, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.

[daslary]

Touraine: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Luca: What?

Touraine: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

[daslary]

Gil, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Luca, not looking up from her book: Really? Touraine, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[daslary]

Luca, holding a rock: Touraine just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Sabine: If you don't marry her, I will.

[daslary]

Touraine: So you like cats?

Luca: Yeah.

Touraine: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[daslary]

Echo: Genevieve has only knocked me out three times this week. Our relationships is really developing.

[daslary]

Echo: Genevieve, when is your birthday?

Gen: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weakness? So you can destroy me?

Echo: ...So I know when to bake you a cake.

[daslary]

Echo: You lying cheating piece of shit!

Gen: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Echo: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING BLAKE WITH ME!

Casey, picking up the Monopoly board. I think we're gonna stop playing now.

[daslary]

Blake: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Gen: I'm a knife.

Echo, from across the room: She's a little spoon!

[daslary]

Cap: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Casey: I really care about your feelings!

Blake: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Cap, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Echo: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Gen: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

[daslary]

Gen: Hey, let’s mess with Garcia, guys!

Powers: Hey, Garcia, your momma so fat-

Garcia: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Echo: Well, uh- your dad-

Garcia: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Powers: The fuck-

Blake: Well then...

Gen: Stop, Blake!

Blake: Your grandparents so-

Garcia: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Garcia: You cannot best me, mortals.

[daslary]

Gen: Time for plan G.

Powers: Don’t you mean plan B?

Gen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Blake: What about plan D?

Gen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Garcia: What about plan E?

Gen: I’m hoping not to use it. Echo dies in plan E.

Echo: I like plan E.

[daslary]

Keelan: I love you.

Gen: Me too.

[daslary]

Echo: Hey guys, today Keelan pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.

Echo:  The benefits of killing him are that I would get pushed way less.

[daslary]

Gen: Didn't you die?!

Echo: That was weeks ago. Things change.

[daslary]

Echo: I wasn’t that drunk.

Gen: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Echo: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[daslary]

Keelan: I hope she has calmed down...

Gen: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.