Sniffer

She/They 🏳️‍⚧️ 23 Finsexual Minors DNI Femboys get in them DMs Need Gassy People In My Life My Air Smells Too Good

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I want you all to know that I love it when you’re up in my DM’s

I’m an attention whore. I love when people are in my Dms. I’m even ok with a bit of flirtatious banter. I do post about a fetish after all, I’m being horny already. Just, please don’t send a dick pic / Boob Pic (unless I ask you to and I probably won’t)

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My brother has been around more often so I haven’t had the chance to record since we share a room. But I managed to get these while he was gone.

Also My computer got wiped so I actually lost the file for this 3D model so uh I have to make a new one. Time to make it way cuter than this one 😅

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Yall real Talk I might be so cooked.

So the other day I was in my room getting ready for work and I got hit with the strongest and most sudden urge to pee I’ve ever felt in my life. I got to the bathroom and was fumbling with my belt and pissed pants before I could get them off all the way.

Then this morning I was peeing and I was standing up while doing so which I typically don’t do but I pushed just a little hard and shit myself.

Can you develop mild incontinence out of nowhere?

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Oh that air compressor worked a little too well 😂

I only did a little cause I was scared to over do it but it still did that much.

This might be my new favorite thing.

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So I haven’t posted as many farts as I would want to just because it’s really inconvenient for me to get myself gassy enough to make good content without risking an accident at work, nor having the free time to record in peace.

So I’ve found a solution that might be the dumbest most dangerous thing I’ve ever done.

So I saw a clip on twitter of a guy using an Air compressor for an airbrush to pump air into his butt for really loud really long farts.

Uh so needless to say I have an Air compressor coming Saturday. 😅

It goes without saying that I am a big dumb dumb person and this stuff is very VERY dangerous. If not careful with the pressure I could cause permanent damage to my body. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. I AM A PROFESSIONAL DUMBASS. ⚠️

Anywho I’ll definitely have something to post Saturday when It comes so stay tuned 👍

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I got called Ma’am The Other Day At McDonald’s. He clearly did it by accident and corrected himself but I gotta be honest that felt pretty good.

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Well, that Egg has definitely cracked. 🏳️‍⚧️

Real talk I might be just a smidge stupid 😭

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This is gonna be a bit more of a serious post than I usually do just because today has been very emotional for me.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking today about…myself.

For a while now I have been identifying as Gender-fluid and it felt right at the time but now I am having a lot of complex thoughts about my masculinity.

I…I think I might just be a Trans Woman. And for me that is a very scary thought. I am AMAB and very masculine presenting. I even have a beard. I think thats the biggest part of what makes this so scary for me. I think I was identifying as Gender-fluid because I was scared to detach myself from my inherent masculine physical traits. There was a level of safety in that identity because it was my assigned gender identity. It’s all I’ve known for most of my life. But it’s just not the real me.

Often times when I see beautiful women I often catch myself thinking “I wish I looked like her”.

I genuinely avoid my reflection like the plague because of how dysphoric I feel looking at my own face.

I was hit with all these questions and thoughts about myself this morning in my work truck and the realization that I might be a Trans Woman genuinely had me full sobbing. Part of it was just the emotional weight of it all. But a lot of it was fear.

Fear of trying to transition, looking in that mirror again on the other side of it all and still hating what I see.

Fear of what my Christian Parents would say or do. They already didn’t react well when my cousin came out as Gay. What would they say finding out that their son is actually their daughter? My father might actually kick me out. Should I move out so I can explore this? Where would I go? How would I afford it. Could I really just cut off my family like that?

In spite of all of this fear…I want to explore this. I want to see what it’s like being a woman. God it still feels weird calling myself that.

I’m kinda just rambling on at this point. On a lighter note I watched The Amazing Digital Circus finale last night and I would be lying if I said this gender epiphany was not in large part brought on by Jax’s character arc in this episode.

Uh Idk how to end this so uh… Bye 👋

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Off The Usual Topic of this page but if any of you Spoil TADC: The Last Act for me, I have full rights to shit your pants.

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So I am getting more and more into diaper stuff as of late.

Wanna be clear I AM NOT INTO AGE PLAY OR REGRESSION. I like my diapers on consenting adults with the MIND of a consenting adult acting like a consenting adult.

Them being forcefully treated like a child and being humiliated and forced to wear a diaper and fart in it? Yeah I can make that work.

Anyways because diapers are expensive and I don’t want to buy them, and this one cloth adult diaper I liked is out of stock, I came to another solution in the meantime.

I bought a 10 pack of white underwear and kinda just…put them all on at the same time. And let me tell you. I’m taking a picture of this in the morning because it makes my ass look ENORMOUS. Definitely ripping ass like this some time.

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No picture yet but this is the sound of a fart muffled by 10 pairs of underwear

This actually feels like a diaper too. It puts so much fabric between my legs I can’t walk normally I have to kinda half waddle.

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So I am getting more and more into diaper stuff as of late.

Wanna be clear I AM NOT INTO AGE PLAY OR REGRESSION. I like my diapers on consenting adults with the MIND of a consenting adult acting like a consenting adult.

Them being forcefully treated like a child and being humiliated and forced to wear a diaper and fart in it? Yeah I can make that work.

Anyways because diapers are expensive and I don’t want to buy them, and this one cloth adult diaper I liked is out of stock, I came to another solution in the meantime.

I bought a 10 pack of white underwear and kinda just…put them all on at the same time. And let me tell you. I’m taking a picture of this in the morning because it makes my ass look ENORMOUS. Definitely ripping ass like this some time.

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Today already wasn’t great. On an unfamiliar route in a more rural area. Literally the only reason I’m doing it is because the last girl on this route got attacked by a dog, so I’m on high alert. It’s raining and I didn’t bring a coat so I’m sopping wet.

But as the cherry on top of this terrible day. I was in the back of my truck pissing into a monster energy can so I didn’t have to stop somewhere to pee.

I actually just pushed too hard and shit my pants.

Fortunately the damage was minimal as I caught myself when I realized what I was doing but man if that isn’t the perfect way to end the day I don’t know what is.

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Chat Help. I matched with this guy on Hinge and we played rivals together one time and haven’t really had a meaningful conversation since.

I don’t wanna come across as clingy but I also feel like if I don’t message him he’s gonna ghost me. What should I do?

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Man one fart scenario I think is so hot conceptually is being kidnapped and trapped in a closet or room and when you try to scream for help to get away, your captor farts louder than you can scream so no one hears you.

Worse so the room is close to the bathroom so no one cares to investigate anything.

Man, farts that loud would vibrate your crotch like crazy. Imagine your captor sitting in your lap vibrating everything mercilessly. Your moans and cries for help completely drowned out until eventually you’re too overstimulated to even think.

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So because I am incapable of learning anything from past experiences, I have purchased another bag of Inulin Powder.

Very curious what trigger foods y’all have. Inulin powder and coffee are what I have found works for me but I’m interested in what others do.

I’m hella jealous of people who are naturally really gassy.

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Would you rather?:

Be around someone uncontrollably farting all day literally non stop can’t go longer than 5 seconds without hearing a clearly audible toot come from them.

Or

Be that person uncontrollably farting all day long.

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I’m a free thinker so I’m choosing both. Farting up a storm while with someone who is complaining about me stinking up the place, only to get embarrassed because your gassy butt makes you a hypocrite.

Teasing that I’ll stop farting if you do but you just can’t hold it in so you have to endure the smell of my butt and the embarrassment of being so gassy.

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Would you rather?:

Be around someone uncontrollably farting all day literally non stop can’t go longer than 5 seconds without hearing a clearly audible toot come from them.

Or

Be that person uncontrollably farting all day long.

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So my. Favorite genre of farts is definitely uncontrollable loud bubbly embarrassing farts.

However I do have a great appreciation of silent farts. Silent farts are usually extremely warm and smell WAY worse than the loud ones. And the embarrassment of silent farts is just waiting for someone to smell it and realize it was you. You see someone across the room and wrinkle their nose as it wafts up to them and they look around and lock eyes with you.