Sniffer

He/They 22 Finsexual / Gender Fluid Minors DNI Femboys get in them DMs Need Gassy People In My Life My Air Smells Too Good

[dasniffer]

I want you all to know that I love it when you’re up in my DM’s

I’m an attention whore. I love when people are in my Dms. I’m even ok with a bit of flirtatious banter. I do post about a fetish after all, I’m being horny already. Just, please don’t send a dick pic / Boob Pic (unless I ask you to and I probably won’t)

[dasniffer]

Off The Usual Topic of this page but if any of you Spoil TADC: The Last Act for me, I have full rights to shit your pants.

[dasniffer]

So I am getting more and more into diaper stuff as of late.

Wanna be clear I AM NOT INTO AGE PLAY OR REGRESSION. I like my diapers on consenting adults with the MIND of a consenting adult acting like a consenting adult.

Them being forcefully treated like a child and being humiliated and forced to wear a diaper and fart in it? Yeah I can make that work.

Anyways because diapers are expensive and I don’t want to buy them, and this one cloth adult diaper I liked is out of stock, I came to another solution in the meantime.

I bought a 10 pack of white underwear and kinda just…put them all on at the same time. And let me tell you. I’m taking a picture of this in the morning because it makes my ass look ENORMOUS. Definitely ripping ass like this some time.

[dasniffer]

No picture yet but this is the sound of a fart muffled by 10 pairs of underwear

This actually feels like a diaper too. It puts so much fabric between my legs I can’t walk normally I have to kinda half waddle.

[dasniffer]

So I am getting more and more into diaper stuff as of late.

Wanna be clear I AM NOT INTO AGE PLAY OR REGRESSION. I like my diapers on consenting adults with the MIND of a consenting adult acting like a consenting adult.

Them being forcefully treated like a child and being humiliated and forced to wear a diaper and fart in it? Yeah I can make that work.

Anyways because diapers are expensive and I don’t want to buy them, and this one cloth adult diaper I liked is out of stock, I came to another solution in the meantime.

I bought a 10 pack of white underwear and kinda just…put them all on at the same time. And let me tell you. I’m taking a picture of this in the morning because it makes my ass look ENORMOUS. Definitely ripping ass like this some time.

[dasniffer]

Today already wasn’t great. On an unfamiliar route in a more rural area. Literally the only reason I’m doing it is because the last girl on this route got attacked by a dog, so I’m on high alert. It’s raining and I didn’t bring a coat so I’m sopping wet.

But as the cherry on top of this terrible day. I was in the back of my truck pissing into a monster energy can so I didn’t have to stop somewhere to pee.

I actually just pushed too hard and shit my pants.

Fortunately the damage was minimal as I caught myself when I realized what I was doing but man if that isn’t the perfect way to end the day I don’t know what is.

[dasniffer]

Chat Help. I matched with this guy on Hinge and we played rivals together one time and haven’t really had a meaningful conversation since.

I don’t wanna come across as clingy but I also feel like if I don’t message him he’s gonna ghost me. What should I do?

[dasniffer]

Man one fart scenario I think is so hot conceptually is being kidnapped and trapped in a closet or room and when you try to scream for help to get away, your captor farts louder than you can scream so no one hears you.

Worse so the room is close to the bathroom so no one cares to investigate anything.

Man, farts that loud would vibrate your crotch like crazy. Imagine your captor sitting in your lap vibrating everything mercilessly. Your moans and cries for help completely drowned out until eventually you’re too overstimulated to even think.

[dasniffer]

So because I am incapable of learning anything from past experiences, I have purchased another bag of Inulin Powder.

Very curious what trigger foods y’all have. Inulin powder and coffee are what I have found works for me but I’m interested in what others do.

I’m hella jealous of people who are naturally really gassy.

[dasniffer]

Would you rather?:

Be around someone uncontrollably farting all day literally non stop can’t go longer than 5 seconds without hearing a clearly audible toot come from them.

Or

Be that person uncontrollably farting all day long.

[dasniffer]

I’m a free thinker so I’m choosing both. Farting up a storm while with someone who is complaining about me stinking up the place, only to get embarrassed because your gassy butt makes you a hypocrite.

Teasing that I’ll stop farting if you do but you just can’t hold it in so you have to endure the smell of my butt and the embarrassment of being so gassy.

[dasniffer]

Would you rather?:

Be around someone uncontrollably farting all day literally non stop can’t go longer than 5 seconds without hearing a clearly audible toot come from them.

Or

Be that person uncontrollably farting all day long.

[dasniffer]

So my. Favorite genre of farts is definitely uncontrollable loud bubbly embarrassing farts.

However I do have a great appreciation of silent farts. Silent farts are usually extremely warm and smell WAY worse than the loud ones. And the embarrassment of silent farts is just waiting for someone to smell it and realize it was you. You see someone across the room and wrinkle their nose as it wafts up to them and they look around and lock eyes with you.

[dasniffer]

Apparently what happens when I consume 160 grams of protein in a day. 💀

Too lazy to edit the video onto a black screen with a png so enjoy the back of my leg and the inside of my work truck I guess

[cybervom1t]

[dasniffer]

#yeah I couldn’t handle allat #I’m folding at light speed fr #Could Sit on my lap and tell me to rob a bank and I’d say yes ma’am #I’m so cooked

[dasniffer]

I have a challenge for y’all. If y’all are anything like me you watch fart videos on ThisVid.

My challenge is for you to watch every single video you have in your favorites back to back while edging yourself. If you finish before the last video you fail.

Actually no shot I can do it. I have like 300+ vids in my favorites but I’ll be damned if I don’t try 🤣

[dasniffer]

Hey

[filthym3talhead]

fuck a vibrator, i need someone cute to sit on my crotch and rip ass non stop <3333

[dasniffer]

Actually Top 3 Fart scenarios fr.

I’ve only ever had a fart related dream one time and this was it. Beautiful woman pinning me against the wall with her but and ripping ass on my crotch. Actual heavenly shit, I shed a tear when I woke up.

[brapdoodles]

Honestly im obsessed with magical gas

Like, a curse or a potion or other form of magical influence causing someone to become super bloated and gassy with only brief if any respites.

Bonus if it intensifies the sensory experience like making them more sensitive or feel greater relief with each release…hhhaaah