Serious Anime Reviews

These are completely serious anime reviews. If you want me to review an anime, just ask, and I may watch/review it. I won't be reviewing naruto or other several hundred episode animes.

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Flip Flappers

Flip flap flip flap flip flap.

Yeah this anime is honestly great. It’s one of those magical girl animes- similar to pmmm- but this one has the lesbian undertones more front and center. It’s about two girls, cocona and papika, and their adventure to gather the numerous stones, called amorphous, across “dimensions” that, when collected all together grant their wish. Basically: girls+adventure= stones and Stones+stones+ston.... +stones= anywish and omnipotence.

And when omnipotence is on the line, then you know there is a cult just trying to achieve it, trying to take the Amorphous to achieve omnipotence for themselves.

Quick character roster rundown Cocona: A main protagonist who thinks adventuring is sketchy and dangerous. She lives with her grandma. 

Papika: The girl who goes around adventuring, convincing Cocona to adventure with her. (They are lesbian AF) (She’s also my waifu so back off)

Dr. Salt: the main guy who runs the operation that papika and cocona do. He’s pretty badass. I mean he does other stuff but like...

Yayaka: A member of the cult, the main one who steals from Cocona and Papika.

And then there are some more cultists but like, these are the main people. This is when you realize that the good guys (That i mentioned) (cocona, papika, salt) are all SPICES (coca, paprika, salt). Yeah, it’s weird.

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A certain scientific Railgun

I said I'd do those eventually, didn't I? Hahaha as if anyone would actually look at more than one of my posts, good joke. Anyways, onto a Certian Scientific railgun, taking place prior to and during a certain magical index, and before a certain scientific accelerator. It's an AMAZING anime about purely Psionic powers and building up the concepts of Index to unbelievable extremes. It's honestly amazing. It's sorta sliceoflifey if your life is fighting to save kids in permanent comatose while fighting someone else who is trying to save them and oh god what's happening. Most of the plot is driven by small children, and that isn't even a statement about how the main characters are middle schoolers. Litterally if there is a small child in this anime there is like a 60% chance they drive the plot by themselves. Anyways, onto main characters (or the ones I care about): Misaka: the railgun, the god, the waifu of dreams. She is a level 5 esper with pure electro-magnetic goodness. Her name, "railgun", comes from her shooting tossing a coin hard enough to stop an car, and make it ignore physics by doing a flip. Kuroko: the lesbian who loves misaka and gets her hands on aphrodisiacs really, really easily, much easier than I can. Like seriously. Gekota: arguably the most important character, the one misaka has an obsession with, to the point of it being unhealthy. I give it a... 23 gekota out of however many misaka has.

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Bakemonogatari

Finally, we get into a series of series that seriously is seriously weird and seriously cool and it’s as obvious as reading the back of a cereal box that you should watch it or I will become a serial murder and kill you all. (After I wrong series of series I wanted to keep it going.) So, to begin, the catagories it fits in are nice and small; basically supernatural, a fucking tsun/yandere girl and modern day. I dunno how she manages to be both Tsun and Yan but she’s terrifying and I’d let her kick my ass. The series is about a character, who gets help fixing several supernatural issues through an old man. He is the chilliest old man ever; his name is literally meme. MEME. IM NOT KIDDING. (And he’s only like 30 so…) It’s honestly a very interesting anime and, while yes it’s technically a harem (many girls <<<33333 him), I really find it interesting about how he doesn’t realize it and he knows which girl is his (his girlfriend, duh). Also, it has one of the BEST characters; kissshot. She’s not actually called kissshot in this anime but that’s who she is and that really shouldn’t tell you anything. She’s the donut loving blonde.

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Himouto! Umaru-chan!

Hey! It’s finally a Not harem anime! Thank god. Really, I don’t know how to classify this anime properly; it’s one of those animes that just try and be entertaining, so it will skip through time a bit and also just have like half episodes on a certain subject; think something similar to Gabriel Dropout (if you’ve seen that). I’ve heard multiple opinions on this, but for the most part I thought it was entertaining.

There are really two characters you need to know well; Umaru-chan: the star student, who is cute, smart, and athletic, at least in public. At her house, she is the laziest fuck ever, who just games and pulls all nighters constantly (ok I’m mildly jealous), and still manages to get perfect grades (must take easy classes, doesn’t count.). Another important thing is that she loves one thing unconditionally, Cola. Yeah, she loves soda. I mean there’s also her brother but she’s more of a nuisance to him… Also, apparently when she shifts egos she literally changes height?! The fuk?

And the second character: Onii-chan: he probably has a name but fuck if I can remember it. He is her older brother, who has already graduated college and is now working to provide for himself (and the little sister who is bum and moved in with him.) He’s actually really smart and diligent.

It’s an entertaining anime, and here is a gif: Have fun with it.

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When supernatural battles become commonplace

Honestly, I'm starting to see a pattern. So, when supernatural battles become commonplace, an anime about a chuuni who when doing one of his chunni Things give his friends powers (that's not actually it but ehh) I have one major issue with the title. THERE. ARE. ABSOLUTELY. NO. SUPERNATURAL. BATTLES. By the main characters, excluding like 2 "supernatural battles" which just involved 1, 1!! Person fighting them, and it was the SAME person. AND ITS A HAREM ANIME. I WANTED TO WATCH SOME KICKING ASS BUT ITS A HAREM ANIME. I mean I don't dislike harem animes but you know, I got caught off guard. Aight, characters: Ando Jurai: The chunni. Only male main character, with the harem. Is a 10th grader, I think. Tomoyo: the Tsun, the perfect character who every sane person falls in love with, a red haired girl and is amazing. Just, perfect. She challenges my previous favorite character for the spot. She also loves the chuuni. Same grade as Ando. Hatoko: the "childhood friend" who "never understood" ando and loves him anyways, gets extremely jealous extremely easily. Sayumi: the mature older one, who is really placid and doesn't really reveal her feelings. As is general. And lastly, Chifuyu: In harem animes, there is always a loli-esc character, who is small and flat. This anime takes it one step further, Chifuyu is litterally a 4th grader. And she still loves Ando because harem. I have so many issues with this. Second favorite character, easily. So, why do they gain magic powers? Some contrived plot reason that's where ALMOST ALL of the supernatural battles are. I'm fine with it, I got some cool fights. Overall rating? I'd have to say... 6/GIVE ME TOMOYO.

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Toaru Majutsu no Index

A certain magical index, indeed! I'm back, for goddamn once, which is a relief to me. This blog validates me being a complete and utter weeb, even if no one actually pays attention to it and I post so unperiodically I'm basically throwing a dart at a dartboard but that's besides the point; A certain magical index! It's a 2 season; 24 episodes each, anime, following the adventures of Touma, a guy with no magical, or index, abilities at all. And he can't even learn magic because bullshit rules. But, because he is the main character, he has the power to... Well, defeat God. Yeah I wish I was kidding. His right hand COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IGNORES ALL MAGIC, DIVINE, AND PSIONIC POWERS. An apparently kinetic, but that's besides the point. There are two types of main powers; Magic and psionics. Psionics are the natural powers people are born with, and have a scale from 0 to 5, 0 being a worthless sack of trash (like you!) and 5 being litterally able to fight off an army while barely breaking a sweat (I'm serious). Magic, on the other hand, was invented by people without psionic powers, as a way to have power of their own (the greedy bastards). Since there is this colloidal difference between magic and psionics, They are completely and utterly incomparable, and if you try you will suffer majorly and probably die. Which ties perfectly to the main character list: Main (enough) character (that I bothered to remember the names of): Touma: That one guy Index: That one nun-who-is-so-goddamn-sinful (and also memorized all of the illegal books) Railgun: She's a railgun, any questions? (A railgun uses currents to cause a magnetic field to fire an object at stupidly high speeds, basically. (Yes I learned how a railgun works just for this anime (yes that required learning some physics too))) Accelerator: he's a baddie, who is nearly God. I'm. Not. Even. Joking. And then there is a whole different series, a certain scientific railgun, which I'll do a different review on later. Just know going in; gekota. My score: HOW CAN HE STOP A COIN MOVING AT MOCH 3 WITH HIS BARE HAND Out of 10.

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Hentai ouji to warawani neko (The pervert prince and the stony cat)

IT’S NOT HENTAI (for once)! I just needed to say that because a lot of people hate on this saying it LITTERALLY has hentai in the name, but that’s because the title has the word pervert in it. HENTAI MEANS PERVERT, BUT THIS ANIME ISNT HENTAI. Okay, now that’s out of the way, Hentai ouji to warawani neko everyone! It’s a Harem anime (I’m starting to notice a pattern…) It’s nice and short, with the main plot line being THERE IS A GOD WHO IS A CAT (SOMETIMES) MADE OF STONE (SOMETIMES) THAT GRANTS WISHES AT PRICE (SOMETIMES) Because there’s actually two gods, one who does take stuff and one who is just chill and likes people, but both are cats (mainly) The plot goes like this: Guy sacrificed belt (tries to sacrifice his favorite dakimura) to stop lying (he litterally can’t lie) and at the same time a girl sacrifices food (her favorite) to stop showing emotions (she litterally can not have emotions on her face or have tones), and the items (and lying/emotions) are given to people who don’t have that thingy. Yeah. Also, there’s no tits, which is a plus (hopefully), even though there is nudity (it’s an anime, come on) Overall it’s really good, even though most of the girls are loli (oops, forgot to mention perversion) Honestly, why do I keep making these? Right, I like doing this. Well, till next time (I feel like doing this)

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Yousuga no sora

For some reason, 100% of my reviews have bare tits in them so far. Well, onto Yousuga no Sora. It’s an anime based off an Adult game, and once you realize this, it’s plot makes more sense. It’s a traditional harem anime, with like 5 girls who love him. The interesting part it how it deals with this; He gets one different girl in each “timeline”, but you can’t just skip to which of the 4 girls you want him to get (one girl just gets shafted and never gets him), because each one builds off the last, except the whole fucking the girl part. It reverts back in time, to points like when he is measuring his twin or giving a phone back.

Luckily this does mean you can just stop watching after he gets the girl you want him to get. 1-4 is one girl, Along with 5-6, 7-9, 10-13.

The girls are:

The rich girl, who is first, Then the nice, severely depressed and lost girl, Then the childhood friend (who took his virginity) And, I’m not kidding when I say this, his twin sister. Yeah, his twin sister. This anime is weird.

Honestly, there’s a good plot, so I would recommend this to someone if they wanted both tits and a plot. And the plot really surprised me, because stuff like Highschool dxd and monster musume don’t have a plot, but have tits, and a lot more tits.

Also! I’m trying to do this (more than 1 a month), maybe a weekly or biweekly review, but school and stuff, and eventually I’m gonna run out of animes I’ve watched (and clearly remember), which is really where it pains me.

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Highschool DxD

So, after hours upon hours of searching, I discovered two truths about the Internet (according to a reddit post): The Internet loves cats And the Internet loves boobs.

Those two discoveries led me to an anime, an anime with girls, who’s breasts are exposed. Like a lot. And one of the girls is a cat-girl. I thought that would be good enough, ok? This legendary anime that would solve all of my non-existent problems was, and still is (hopefully otherwise I’m fucked), Highschool DXD. General categories this anime fits into are:

Harem Breasts Plot-less More exposed breasts Harem Harem More breasts

Yeah, the creators were really creative. Honestly, that’s probably the best summery of the anime I could give. It’s one of those “oh there’s like a character for everyone” harem animes (kitty is mine). Plot!

If your watching this for a plot, stop and reconsider your life. Also try to get a girlfriend.

Moving on, the actual attempt at a plot is a war between 3 (wait there’s 4? There’s more?) 4 factions: The Angels (ignored in season 1, and they help the Devils??????) The fallen angels (angels with emotion) Devils (the nicest and most humane) And the Orpheus dudes (chaos brigade or something, irrelevant until season 3) Right. The main character, Issei, has the ability to... Infinitely multiply his power and also give his power to others? So, who can fight someone with a team of people with theoretically infinite power (besides superman)? The answer: a natural born god like devil WITH the power to take power from others and divide other's power... So literally the exact opposite of the issei. Like look at it: Normal human turned devil vs God-like natural born devil Infinitely multiply power vs infinitely divide power Give power vs take power Has a harem vs has a single girl Is a pervert vs is *probably* a pervert (it's like dragon type in Pokemon, ok?)

Overall, this anime gets a pair of breasts out of the like seven it shows for no good reason. And just to add insult to injury it's koneko's small breasts. Now please, I'm going to go off and kill myself because I've seen way to many boobs and not enough LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.