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Ten Crystal Commandments

Besat before you are the basic laws and rules set forth by our GodCooks. All whom tweaks, use to guide you to a blissful high.

Spread them, and Live by them.

Thou shall buy a proper pipe and thou shall never use foil or lightbulbs or homemade contraptions.

Thou shall learn how to use thy pipe and thou shall never put thy flame on thy pipe.

Thou shall buy another pipe for thy friends who have erred and can not smoke thy pipe correctly

Thou shall have class and not wipe thy pipe on thy clothing nor sheets

Thou shall stay away from electronics lest thee get stuck

Thou shall avoid thy mirror and stop picking thy face

Thou shall forget about smoking the garbage thy scraped from thy pipe. No matter how long it took thee.

Thou shall leave thy dealer alone and talk to the shadow people when bored.

Thou shall never get thy friend tweaked for the first time and leave thee alone.

Thou shall invest in lubrication, lighters, Gatorade, deodorant, and cleaning supplies.

And these are fucking LIFE!

i bought it.

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About how I’m feelin right now. “Spun-Da-Fuk”……

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Reblog with where you're located.

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We want to chat with 863 peeps

Reblog with where you’re located.

Hell maybe we can help each other out or something.

It’s all about the networking.

We want to chat with 863 peeps

Reblog with where you're located.

Hell maybe we can help each other out or something.

It's all about the networking.

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