The Ban of Datting

[skeletonclaw]

Gav’s Tavern Hi, I hope you like this. It is different from what I usually do. Also it was a lot of work.

[beggars-opera]

Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious

Come to Kenya, we've got lions!

I like it when the red water comes out...

But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

I can count all the way to schfifty-five!

Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Other (put in tags)

Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish

Voting ended onApr 25, 2024

[pitafish]

I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

[painted-bees]

"Fire ze missiles!" for me... but TO THIS DAY, whenever I notice it's Monday evening... or anything relating to tuesday, I am compelled to say, out loud, "Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"

[datban]

This was a hard one for me, because Fire ze missiles *and* badgers are both on hot standby in my brain at any given time. I did not immediately put the dee di dee together as hamster dance, but now that it's mentioned... yes, that one's getting warmed up in the pit for a few laps.

[ajnaart]

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[o-kurwa]

[itswalky]

[datban]

Wait, wait. This last one. Let him have a drink. What's the worst that could happen.

[ayeforscotland]

I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out

[ayeforscotland]

I know I made it but I've laughed at this every single fucking time someone's reblogged it and I've clicked the notification.

[ajnaart]

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“Within Dreamspinners’ large organized families, the matrilineal line carries responsibilities to the rest of the family, including helping rear children in the communal creche. Glue, the youngest scion of the Fullin family line, met up with her great-great grandmother Kriha during such a visit. The understanding of the scope and support of her family helps her feel much more at home amidst the dreams at large after this, even if her anxiety remains a challenge.” Standard Comm for Databank!

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[painted-bees]

A quick, sloppy little comic about Magritte

[heymonsterboy]

Sound UP if you wanna hear a babyman doin a peep

[painted-bees]

favorite roommate?

Rafael💫

Magritte🎶

Cortes🥤

Lawrence🐈‍⬛

Voting ended onMay 7, 2023

[painted-bees]

Lawrence is the coward's vote, I see what u're doin', not pickin favorites between the trio

[undeadorion-archive]

This is the cat website. If you put 1 cat in a poll of non-cats, the cat will win every time.

But also lawrence's floof makes him the superior choice.

[painted-bees]

You are correct about his floof, however I must argue about your point that this is The cat website.

It is well documented knowledge that -all- websites are cat websites. The internet is owned and operated by feline overlords.

[datban]

It is also well known that here on tumblr dot com that if you have a poll, and one answer is the obvious joke answer, it will win.

This site's universal core competency is shitposting, Bees. Always has been, always will be. We all know this deep down, it's what binds us together.

[jlbriere]

I decided to reply to spam DMs with “Will you play Minecraft with me?“ but I wondering if they charger per hour if there is a real person behind some of the accounts. lmao 

[datban]

I swear I am a positive influence in peoples’ lives. Honest.

[mufa34]

🤣🤣🤣

[bits-and-pieces-of]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[neraiutsuze]

yeah.

[jame7t]

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

[jlbriere]

Starting off needing to take commissions again with my friend DatBan’s character Kriha. I say starting off with his character since it’s fun and probably kind of appropriate. 

[pharanbrush]

Symmetry Move Brush for CLIP STUDIO PAINT

I've just released this free "Symmetry Move Brush" tool on Clip Studio Assets.

Check the link for more info on what it does and what it's for: https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1974271

[jlbriere]

A sketch of my Amira. It was a foxtober prompt for "wreath" but it ended up being more of a flower crown pic. 🌻🍁🦊

[jlbriere]

I think I should share some commissions I made for other people. This one is for my friend DatBan of his character Rinka!