I'm A Goblin And You Should Date Me.

Local gay goblins. Feel free to submit through submit or asks!

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Date a goblin who

Rambles aimlessly about their passions and hobbies. They want to share this aspect of their life with you.

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Date A Goblin Who

skips circles around yall on walks

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Date a goblin who

Loves to hug you and listen to the comforting beating of your heart.

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Date a goblin who

Looks at you longingly while you’re not paying attention. They take the time to admire everything about you, falling in love all over again.

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Date a goblin who

Asks before putting their Minecraft bed next to yours.

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Date a goblin who

Takes you out on late night car rides.

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Something different, but as a bi, genderless goblin I would like to announce that not only is every single fantasy race is queer culture, but that I also have come to the conclusion my amazing lesbian friend is a bonafide elf. Gorgeous? Check. Intellectual? Check. Looks like they have their shit together but are actually a disaster like everyone else (glamour?) Check. Orc Goblin solidarity gets all the love, let's hear it for Goblin Elf solidarity. (I may be slightly drunk and affectionate)

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Goblin Elf Solidarity!!!!!!!! :}

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Date a goblin with big long muscular arms, little stumpy legs, and a skateboard

What a beautiful sounding goblin 0////=////0

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Date a goblin who drinks potions without reading the labels first to impress their friends

[vmae]

vamp this is me

[vampiraptor]

To my everlasting distress, yes

[vmae]

im gonna die someday drinking a gatorade bottle full of arsenic and piss i find on the side of the road

[vampiraptor]

You are and I’m going to spit on your grave, u complete and utter fool

[vmae]

DONT SPIT IN MY GRAVE I GOTTA SLEEP THERE AND RETURN THERE EACH DAYTIME

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the goblins are displeased >:{

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Date a goblin who drinks potions without reading the labels first to impress their friends

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Date a goblin who eats bugs but offers you some first because he has really good manners

what a polite goblin,,,,

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Date a goblin with thick thighs!

hell yeah!!! :|}

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Date a goblin who collects sporks from the ikea foodcourt to make you pretty necklaces

:0 what a sweet goblin! :}

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Date a goblin who

Stays up late with you watching your favorite movies

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Date a goblin who has little overalls with big pockets full of mushrooms

!!!!!!!!

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Hello friends, it has been a while since I was here because I’ve been on and off for a while but I promise I’ll try to get back into the swing of things!

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Date a goblin who

Avoids working on important stuff by riding a motorbike up a mountain.