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me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately
This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
they're on a video conference
favorite johnny bravo scene
the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭
Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger
what now?
gonna talk on this post because some buds had questions and its been some time since i talked on this issue so here goes. basic statement is this: my erotica books are not a joke, or a parody of romance, or 'intentionally bad'. they are sincere art. i am not doing a 'bit'
in fact if it were up to me i would not even file them as comedy. there are elements of humor that i lean into from time to time, and my characters say funny things, BUT THE CORE FEATURE to me is not humor. i would call them magical realism, experimental erotica, surrealist, or post-dada.
THAT SAID i understand why people find them funny. that reaction is a totally fine trot and it has built up a huge fan base of buckaroos. i am happy to bring joy to this timeline in any way it comes, and the assumptions of some huge comedy bit make sense. it ends up a trojan horse for my message
i think thats why books that try to copy my erotica success usually fail to find an audience, because most of the time its someone who sees what im doing and copies the wrong part. long term, it does not work as a joke. it does not work if its mean spirited. the key is sincerity, which you cant fake
so every so often i get angry folks sayin 'chuck tingle doin his BAD EROTICA bit still' and its so funny to me because i can FEEL their frustration that this 'joke' has become so popular. theyre SO confused why, but the answer is sitting right in front of them. its successful because its not a joke
anyway i talk on this sometimes because it is interesting, and HOW WONDERFUL it is to build interesting art, but also i hope that other creators who can see this example and find confidence in their own UNIQUE TROT. there is so much power when you let sincerity guide your creation. LOVE IS REAL
Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches
never forget arceus steel
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
🎬 Peter Jackson
+ IMDb trivia (FotR trivia)
*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
One of my friends is a piano tuner. Her dream, or at least her parents' dream, was to be a concert pianist. Turns out she liked messing with the mechanisms more than she liked memorizing songs. It also turns out that "decent piano tuner" pays a lot more than "failed concert pianist," which helped convince her parents as well.
In the same way, I don't think there's any shame in being a race car driver's mechanic. Racing is a team effort. Everyone on that team has to contribute as best they can. From the crew chief who remembers things like "what weekend the race is on," to the intern who puts air in the tires of the car-hauling trailer, they can all share in a victory.
Thing is, the media likes a hero. It's hard to do a story about a whole bunch of people doing their job properly. Not much drama in it. They think we want to see a radical, a loner, a real protagonist. Even the TV news likes to ensure the happenings of the world are conveyed to you entirely by a cabal of all-knowing, handsome talking heads. More heroes, selling you the story of other heroes.
Those people don't really exist, and when they do, they're kind of unpleasant because they won't help you with your shit. Race cars need mechanics; concert pianists need tuners; everyone needs somebody.
That's why I've decided to more flagrantly violate the traffic laws. It's only by stretching these laws to their maximum that the lawmakers will truly appreciate the hard work of the dedicated civil servants who anticipated things like not letting me pull my Volare with a bunch of sled dogs. And if I do manage to find something new, they will all get a great opportunity to come together as a team and ban it. No need to thank me; just doing my part.
The next time you want to call a sequence “Well animated” do yourself a favour and rewatch it with the sound muted. Often times ir’s only after you remove sound from something that you can truly see if the animation underneath is actually good or not, or if the music/acting is manipulating you.
….but on that same note, “Well animated” does not mean “Fluidly animated”. Because something can be VERY well animated and have few frames if those frames are in the right place, or have a shit ton for frames and be badly animated because it’s over-animated and moves way too much.
The animation is kinda choppy, but its still likeable.
Vs.
The hair doesn’t need to bounce, every time this person blinks.
Bad animation
Limited but Good animation
Good animation
Over-animated (at least done on purpose in this case)
Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
there’s a timeskip
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!
IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH
AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because
THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING
AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA
BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM
HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK
#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick
yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.
i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.
gen ℤ invents WOKE negative numbers!!!!!!
are you high
TOBY FOX FOLLOWS YOU??
who
WHAT
guys what's undertale
This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this
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