ain’t no way this url wasn’t taken

Date everything blog but only YES ONLY for my girlies and enbys

[date-every-sapphic]

Try aiming your dateviators at that blog over there! I’m sure it is absolutely lovely~

Hello! And! Welcome! I made this out of desperate need and spite, because fandom is fandom, and male characters get so much more attention than female/enbies. So, here I’ll take requests for headcanons, short stories (can be ships, oc x canon, xreader, etc. go nuts) and just general chatting about our lovely underrated dateables!

Just to clarify, here’s the list of non-female characters I will consider for this blog:

-Ben-hwa (They/Them);

-Bobby Pinn (They/Them);

-Daemon (They/It/He/Any);

-Lux (They/them);

-Mac (They/Them);

-Nightmare* (She/They/It);

-Rebel (They/Them).

*Nightmare is technically considered to be a girl in-game so she’d be here anyway, but come on. If that’s not THE most agender creature I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is

Some important rules

1- Don’t send requests or asks about any of the non-female characters that didn’t appear on the list.

Q: B-But then where will I get content of my blorbos :[[[

A: Literally anywhere else in the fandom.

2- Mentions of these ‘banned’ characters are fine, so long as you’re not diverting attention to them (Ex: You want to send an ask talking about Harper, so you mention her relationship with Dirk and inevitably talk a little about him. That is Fine).

Q: What’s the criteria for ‘diverting attention’?

A: If you’re wondering if your submission is too imbalanced towards the male character, that’s probably a sign to rework it.

3- Regarding the writing requests, I’m mostly okay with writing anything (#opisproship), but if you send something I don’t feel comfortable writing for/Don’t know how to write for, I will simply tell you so. I hope this doesn’t happen often, as it’d be a shame, but sometimes these things happen.

Q: Will you answer asks publicly just to say you won’t write for it?

A: If the ask was anonymous, yes. If not, I’ll try to dm the blog who sent me it and delete the ask, but if I can’t message, I’ll have to answer publicly. I find it less rude than to simply ignore it.

4- Oh yeah, regarding what I just commented on, yes. I am proship/profic. Yes, antis can interact as long as everyone stays civil. No, I will not entertain anyone who tries to start fights. And yes, you can always just block me and move on with your life instead of starting fights or harassment. It’s that easy.

Q: Do you support—

A: No. No. No. No. I’m anti censorship. That’s it. That is literally it. I will tag things appropriately if you’re uncomfortable with certain topics NO that does not mean I think pedophilia is okay irl????

5- I might write nsfw, but don’t count on it. If I do, expect it to take a while, as I’ll be busy second-guessing myself.

Q: Should I still send nsfw requests?

A: Yeah, of course! Just know that there’s a chance I may not be able to write for it, so please no hard feelings.

6- Have fun!! Fandom needs more safe spaces, and I’m determined to make one here. Feel free to be free.

Lastly, tagging system

-All characters (With no last name) will be tagged as ‘#[character] date everything’ instead of the other way around. For some reason

-Writing requests will be tagged as #write.everything

-Asks will be tagged as #ask.everything

-posts/reblogs not necessarily affiliated with the game (off topic) will be tagged as #non DE!

-I don’t really know ship names* in this fandom, so… Ships will likely be ‘character x character’ only.

*I do know some people get creative and make fun names, but these are typically not agreed on by the whole fandom, so tagging as that is mostly useless.

More to be added!

[autistichalsin]

Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:

Fiction is not reality.

You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.

No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.

No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.

You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.

Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.

The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.

Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.

Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.

You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.

[lilithlovesharley-deactivated20]

It's not 'puritan' or 'fascist' to simply be UNCOMFORTABLE by depictions of grooming, incest, etc.

It however DOES cross over into puritan and/or fascist territory when you put out an effort to erase or censor said media simply because it makes you uncomfortable.

[date-every-sapphic]

bros back... oh my god...... ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

Golly gosh gee I wonder who this is!

[date-every-sapphic]

I am questioning including Reggie to the Non-Binary character roster that this blog includes, but since it is a personal headcanon of mine instead of actual fact, I’m divided. Sapphics, What Do We Think?

Is Regina ‘Reggie’ Rejection deemed worthy of the sapphic blog?

No, as canon does not state it to be so.

Yes, your blog, your rules

Nuanced answer/I’m Phoneicia (bald)

Voting ended onMar 26

[date-every-sapphic]

Considering writing headcanons but idk who to star first. Thankfully I have a rotation of characters that I’m currently fixated on :]

Who gets HCs first? (Others *will* come, later)

Harper

Nightmare

Dolly

Diana

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

Biases/propaganda:

-I’ve technically started writing the Harper headcanons! By which I mean… I’ve started decorating the post with text dividers and images… Still a start!

-Nightmare needs more love, it’s spooky season damnit!!

-I don’t actually see a lot of analysis/speculation on Dolly’s character?? Which sucks cus I adore her so much

-I <3 understanding Diana’s psyche !!

Reminder that you are all allowed to make requests for other character headcanons or writing :]

[date-every-sapphic]

update: I am writing the nightmare hcs, I just fell deep into another hyperfixation right after making this blog, so I sorta took a backseat from DE!. Don’t worry, the blog’s not going on hiatus or anything! I just don’t prioritize this as much, since I’m not getting direct requests, I assume no one’s in a hurry to get these.

[silverwasafukintrainwreck]

someone remind me to finally write out my tina x harper x bathsheba propaganda tomorrow

[silverwasafukintrainwreck]

THE BEST LOVE TRIANGLE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN GAME

Tina is the easiest of the three to speculate about for me, because she's the one who feels most comfortable with the throuple idea, obviously. But also considering her want to incite drama, and the fact that she likes when the player is snarky to her... I'm very sure Harper and Bathsheba would fit that type very well. (Harper is walking potential drama, 'Sheba is not above playfully talking shit)

While I don't think Harper and Tina would go along with everything Bathsheba would require (aka always going along with her opinions and wants? she wants to be treated like royalty #goodforher), but they would most DEFINITELY boost her ego. Harper seems like the type to shower her partners with affection and praise (as long as things are going her way… and she doesn’t feel threatened enough to pick a fight), while Tina doesn’t really seem like the one to do the same, I feel like she’d banter with Bathsheba’s requests before ultimate going along with them. Girl is down bad for mutual playful jabs.

Harper is the hardest for me to justify, because we’ve only really seen her in an unfulfilled relationship where she was very clearly unhappy and didn’t have security or much trust in her partner. I think she, at first, would be the type to feel very insecure that Tina and ‘Sheba like each other more than they like her, but I feel like unironically, those would reassure her greatly! Bathsheba would never waste her efforts or affections on someone she didn’t care about, and would make sure to remind Harper of that, while Tina (despite thinking Harper’s behavior provides the relationship with some entertainment) is the one with most experience (? don’t remember if she’s every actually been in a throuple, so maybe just ‘knowledge’ is the word here), and would also assure Harper that the notion of one of the angles in the love triangle being ‘stronger’ than the other is ridiculous!! Why would she want a love triangle if she’s focusing primarily on just one person?

I don’t think they’d be the healthiest couple, obviously, two of the three of them are Content Aware characters, but I honestly think they’d complement each other very nicely. This ship started out as me mashing together my three favorite Mean Girls in the game, but turns out they have a lot more in common than I thought! I honestly ADORE these two, and it’s not the first time I see someone ship them (individually) in some sort of love triangle [Amen to whoever pioneered Harper x Diana x Beverly, I love all your ao3 fics], so why not pitch in my idea?

Unsure if I’ll ever write a fic about them, as I much prefer writing for Harper when she’s at her meanest and most paranoid, because I love torturing my faves, and I’d like to write these three as being very Good for each other. But who knows…

[noname-human-being]

Dead Doves and "Degeneracy:" a Profiction zine by z0mbinary

Internet archive link

[villainlovesong]

GUYS OMG OMG

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA AAAAA MY CORNERBASKET MY TINAHARPER I LOOOOVE THEM

[nephilimbrute]

post realization sheba

[kyothedinonerd]

Bathsheba's my goddess, honestly. 🛁🫧

[spiderplantsillies]

part 18 of my date everything textposts, featuring harper and dirk!!

[puffypufff]

sketched my beloveds from date everything

[qwakqwak-mike]

how does society expect me to function properly when life keeps biffing the whole wazoo.. 😪

[silverwasafukintrainwreck]

YOU BIFFED

THE WHOLE

WAZOO >:/

[h4mmiee]

Are Keyes or Bathsheba going to be keychains at some point? Keyes in particular seems like she’d fit really well with the fancy art deco borders. (PS. Your art is delightful)

how am i supposed to choose between two beautiful queens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and thank u ;u;)

[h4mmiee]

got a request for harper on insta :]

[hungry-skeleton]

Every dialogue selection in date everything looks like this