phouse dating simulator

date everything but this time it's in dan and phil's house(s)!! header by @wdapteo

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SEND US OBJECTS FROM THE PHOUSE* TO DATE!!

-you can include as much or as little detail about the experience of romancing the object as you like

-you are not committing to drawing the object by sending something in (big phew for those of us who can't draw)

-if you DO want to draw the object you are submitting, please say so in your ask

-if you DON'T care what object you are assigned, just want an assignment, send us ARTIST to be added to the list

-can't draw/can't commit right now? click here!

-you have ONE WEEK aka until sometime on FRIDAY JULY 18 and then @wdapteo and @jonsaremembers are going to make a finalized list of characters. We should be able to message artists/partners with their assignments within a week after that (around 7/25). We are considering having quite a long span of time for actual creation (like two or three months!) so there is plenty of time if you have summer hols on the horizon. Feedback on this timeline appreciated!

-statement on credit

*previous Dan And Phil apartments are ok!

-any questions let us know!

[haanahaki]

This is my dateable oc, she is an ibuprofen bottle and she will make you throw up if you piss her off

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

[image ID: an OC drawn in the style of a date everything dateable. her name is ivy. her bio reads:

"You've met Ivy, a nurse and second hand to Farya. She cares for her patients with ease thanks to a strong feeling of calm and painlessness that comes over them when she's near.

Despite her well mannered nature, Ivy is often neglected in company. Her aura of pain relief brings with it the side effects of nausea and other ailments if spent too long in her prescence."

Her likes are listed as "research" and "propriety". Her dislikes are just "ill manners." end ID]

official ibuprofen post

[grymmoires]

Why are the horrors calling you "babygirl"? 🤨

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hi you accidentally reblogged a recipe for choclate cake to this blog

yes I did. thank you for reminding me. It will happen again

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MESSAGING

Hi. @jonsaremembers put on her ditzy bitch hat and told a bunch of you to message a group blog, which is impossible because Tumblr is a ~fucntional~ website!!

So if you need to say something in private, message @jonsaremembers or @wdapteo. We will also answer asks privately if you let us know you want that.

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By the by, if you messaged with this blog while it had this capability and agreed there to be an artist, pinch hitter or partner, please send us an ask. Don't want to miss anyone!

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CALL FOR ARTISTS

we have WAY more ideas than artists! if you are interested in drawing, especially if you are interested in drawing something in particular, let us know!!

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MESSAGING

Hi. @jonsaremembers put on her ditzy bitch hat and told a bunch of you to message a group blog, which is impossible because Tumblr is a ~fucntional~ website!!

So if you need to say something in private, message @jonsaremembers or @wdapteo. We will also answer asks privately if you let us know you want that.

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also wait hi I can’t draw

that's okay! send PARTNER to be a creative partner with an artist who wants one!

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Has anyone submitted that bronze thumb statue by their entryway?? Too cursed? Also hi ily guys

thank you!

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If no one has said it yet: wooden guinea pig. Sneaky trickster who likes to catfish 🤪

thank you!

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Someone said I should submit my dateable here, hopefully i do this right! This is Tristin Tumble, the Tiktok Tetris game dnp played! ( this is also posted on my acc and my twt ) dm me if ive messed anything up😭

this is great!! thank you so much!!

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Dan’s black and white clothes, Phil’s colorful clothing. Like Dirk or Clarence.

thank you!

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https://www.tumblr.com/norahscorner/789242238223925248/as-you-descend-the-stairs-you-suddenly-feel-a

This is Cris Case, you achieve this character when you lie down on the stairs for 30 seconds

another submission! thank you!

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the phondage bar

thank you!

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Dan's childhood stuffed bear 🥺 he's cuddly and has a golden retriever personality. he might be a furry? also he's a bear, obviously, not a twink

the bamboo forest paintings that Phil's dad did would be sooo cute i think? like, tall twink with dappled green hair and maybe canvas textured Japanese style clothing with bamboo painted on it

Dan's closet would be fun? and also Phil's closet. It would be really cool to design a person based on the outfits they wear, I think, and getting to sort of smoosh together a bunch of iconic outfits for each of them would be fun

idk what they look like but the oven probably has a breeding kink, per 2023 halloween baking

also I'd like to sign up as an artist (no preference on what object i end up doing, it doesn't have to be any of the ones i suggested!)

-phanbeats

thank you!

also: you're on the artist list! please reply/msg & let us know if you would like to be a pinch hitter or have a creative partner!

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dan's stompy shoe collection

thank you!

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Is the phookbook here already? I imagine the phookbook as an undercover phannie who has managed to infiltrate the phouse and is extremely aware of everything going on around them, and they're a little ambivalent about their role bc on the one hand they like being that invisible observer (they ARE a phannie), but on the other hand their secret biggest wish is one day to be noticed and used for cooking by dnp.

Also what makes them attractive is that they promise to serve up some AMAZING food for the player (I'm saying "they" here but I'll leave pronouns and gender presentation completely up to the artist)

~ sophia 🤔

thank you!