just a guy who loves ibuprofen

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i reblog posts about ibuprofen. my favorite non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug.

FAQ:

Q: can i steal your image ID?

A: it’s not stealing if i give it to you first. HA. *runs away* (you don’t need to credit me just copy it wherever)

Q: do you have chronic pain?

A: what do you think

Q: what kind?

A: head hurty real bad (yes, I take migraine specific medication too, but ibuprofen will always have a special place in my heart)

Q: what makes you feel qualified to run this blog?

A: i took a lot of ibuprofen in high school

Q: how do you feel about naproxen?

A: if i wanted to take something that worked a little better than ibuprofen and lasted a little longer i would just take three ibuprofen

Q: is that medical advice?

A: my lawyer has advised me not to comment

[chronicgirlfail]

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

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[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[lyricwritesprose]

Dude has, at this point, one communication signal.

Fortunately for him, it is a very important communication signal, especially given what he's going through right now. It says, "This is, in some way, unsatisfactory." Unfortunately, it's not very specific and he doesn't understand much about how to deploy it.

You have to understand, the stomach ache that he has right now is the worst stomach ache in the universe, because as far as he's concerned, the universe is maybe a month old and there's been a limited number of stomach aches in it. Or, the loneliness and anguish he felt when he couldn't see you was the most terrifying isolation in the universe, akin to being adrift in the Boötes Void, for the very same reason. He does not have guidelines to cope with these things. He has barely accumulated enough of a dataset to start evaluating things like, "Most times, when people I know go away, they will reappear eventually," or, "that particular stomach ache will go away if I eat something." He doesn't even know which particular problems can be cured and which can't. He just knows that "technique: scream like fucking banshee" does have some sort of a success rate.

And it's his only move, you think he's not gonna spam it? Get real.

[thelittleblackfox]

And it's going to be years before he can have ibuprofen or a coffee, don't tell me that wouldn't get you screaming

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[youcouldbewonderful]

that pikmin with ibuprofen image but for the advil bitches (me)

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[image ID: a small yellow pikmin holding a very large (comparatively) red Advil. End ID]

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[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

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[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Artist: Silly Nub Cat

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[spicyrotten-deactivated20260602]

Legally, I can't marry an ibuprofen. But I've loved advil like a clingy wife since high school and we're going strong. 🥹🫶🏻

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[image ID: a wedding photo for a man and a woman, the woman is labeled “me” and the man is labeled “Advil.” End ID]

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[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

im actually training a new AI to filter out all posts that include the words joy and whimsy and sweet treat and ibuprofen

[cryptidcraab]

this one hates joy and ibuprofen? Yeah. Average AI user.

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[dreamingpichu]

Yeah this game is great

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[image ID: a screen from tomadachi, saying, “this creation is now available at fresh kingdom food mart” about an item labeled “400mg of ibuprofen.” The item looks like two ibuprofen pills. End ID]

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Asking my doctor for a celecoxib prescription, I feel like a traitor 😔😔😔💔💔💔

[i-am-a-fish]

my birthday is in soon. it's gonna be may 5th. I have a headache though ☹️. I'm going to have an early birthday present. 🎁three ibuprofen🎁

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[aropride]

taking her dick like she's ibuprofen and i'm a guy with a headache

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[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

I don't think we can ibuprofen our way out of this one, guys

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[kosmogrl]

my beautiful bestfriend called ibuprofen

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[chronicallydragons]

sometimes crip time is marked in 4-6 hour ibuprofen dose intervals 😌

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[hollowboobtheory]

I see you taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach. stop doing that

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[radicaldirt]

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[image ID: a meme of a person feeding an apple to a horse. the person is labelled "girls who keep ibuprofen in their backpack," the apple is labelled "ibuprofen," and the horse is labeled "me." end ID]

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