ranch metaphor

fra • any pronouns • 20s • profile pic art made by the lovely @junesdnp !

[queerdnp]

ok quick side blog summary!

this is my main blog (a dan and phil blog if you're new here hi)

@tiredtires is my f1 side blog

@loverboyrozanov is my side blog for tv shows (basically a heated rivalry blog if we're being honest)

@fuckkmeupflorida is my side blog for taylor swift & other music stuff

I'd love to make more friends in any of these fandoms if you're in them too!

[manyfandomsonelog]

“An actual wedding ring for your spouse” Ok Dan. Ok. I’m not a fool. I’m not an imbecile. I know these games. I’ve been here before. There is no way you’re bringing up weddings at every single opportunity just for funsies. This is getting absurd. I know a soft launch when I see one. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLOTTING.

[ahappydnp]

Do you think at a HYPOTHETICAL wedding Dan would cry?

dan once cried over a cookie

[kitkuu]

they’re cute or whatever

[annabelle--cane]

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

[bluebirdlester]

REALLY REALLY ENJOYING the phanscripts game. because they are forever destined to be bad at guessing what words do not exist in their own heads and then we all get to watch obscure younow clips together <3 yayyyy <3

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[larval-tear]

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

[pseudophan]

boyfriend jacket

[unphortunate]

Hard Launch episode 36 doodles

[queenusagiblog]

my new art for the Soft Launch album 💙🤍💜

all nerdy rant below

dnp and team reached out to me with a new concept for dnpb album. Their prompt was essentially “podcast set, but cosy”.

They sent me a couple of ideas that solidified a clear image in my mind. Their pitches were “lounging on an inflatable sofa” “including the lava lamp” “retro imac w/ album title” and most importantly, “Richard balls”

Now, if you noticed, I drew the “plastic pendant light” thingy hanging from the top, but I removed it at the final render. Simply, it didn’t mesh with the rest of the background, so I removed it.

reference pic for unused pendant lamp and rocket⤴️

So the elements I added to their ideas were using the pod set as flooring; they wanted to chill among clouds, so I made the lava blobs float like clouds. Now I know the rocket and lava goo look a bit phallic, but what do you expect from a dnp project?

Binary gay stars orbiting each other or whatever in the background: that's what dnp’s souls do when the world ends.

Coloring: I wanted to convey a well air conditioned room, and blue is a lazy relaxed color.

Posing: relaxed, chill, comfortable. Cute with an attitude.

reference pic for Richard balls, Phil looking stoked af ⤴️

outfit reference ofc and mainly used for color picking⤴️

many good references for the sofa, I relied on the SketchUp model the most⤴️

reference for gay love vibes⤴️

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[danrifics]

flop

[diphowell]

i think i witnessed something activate in dan here

[mankillercalledbunny]

Tumblr has done truly terrible things to my vocabulary. Referred to my beloved as "blorbo from my marriage" today

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.